This video is a great documentary about the dangers of aspartame and how diet coke causes cancer. It’s called Sweet Misery – A Poisoned World. It’s one and a half hour long but well worth your time. You can in fact just play it back and just listen to it without watching while you’re doing your work on a computer – it will still deliver a lot of great information that may help you save or improve your life.
Aspartame is an artificial sweetener used in diet coke. When one switches to diet coke, it would appear that you’re doing yourself a favor but exact opposite is true. Aspartame is a poison. Aspartame dangers and its connection to many forms of cancer have been known for a while yet it is still available in form of diet coke (and others). There is hardly any win/win situation when it comes to soft drinks. You can either opt for diet version of it (such as diet coke) which contains aspartame and other carcinogens that can give you cancer or you can drink regular coke with high sugar to give you diabetes and high calorie volume to make you fat and clog up your colon.
Aspartame dangers were entirely ignored even though there was evidence of sweetener’s deadly effects. Donald Rumsfeld had his investment in aspartame, so the mass production accompanied with advertising campaign were launched and diet coke took off. The occurrence of brain cancer sky rocketed and so did cystic fibrosis and other terrible diseases.
Watch this documentary on aspartame dangers to get answers to some questions you may not have asked, but they could literally save your life. Diet coke causes cancer. It’s a fact. Find out how and make wise decisions. It’s your body, your health. Do what’s best for it. Stay away from aspartame.
What a worthless waste of cover page. Jennifer Anniston made a desperate attempt at pulling off “the sexy” and stripped naked for the cover of GQ but it’s all just one big fat fail cause we can’t see shit. No nipples, no labia, not even motherfucking areola. What a let down. I call for redo of the GQ cover. We need some sex there, not mindless tease.
I’ve been desperately trying to find a reason to like Jennifer Anniston ever since the beginnings of Friends but I can’t. She’s just one worthless, mediocre looking piece of naked ass with fugly feet (just look at this cover).
And since Jennifer Anniston is on the cover of GQ, it goes without saying that the GQ whores made an interview with her and there is no interview with Jennifer Anniston without dabbing into the whole Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bullshit. And what did the smart ass Jennifer Anniston say? She called it an “insane Bermuda Triangle”. Her manager must have told her what to say. I don’t think she has a clue where Bermuda Triangle is.
Jen also told GQ that she’s more confident with herself now that she’s 39 than when she was in her 20s or 30s. I never realized she was a MILF. She’s still that crazy ho from Friends who pretends to be a teen to me. Obviously, not even if you live in Hollywood the time stops for you. She must have a giant collection of MILF vibrators at home.
Amy Colley made her first mark on the list of cool when she won Miss Tennessee 2005. After the pageant she went back to being, well… a nobody. And now her gold digging efforts eventually paid off. Amy Colley hooked up with country singer Kenny Chesney and the two are successfully exchanging genital fluids.
Renee Zellweger is not impressed. Or maybe she doesn’t care – who knows. She’s Kenny Chesney’s ex wife so he can exchange genital fluids with whomever he wants, right?
Amy Estella Colley was born in Jonesborough, Tennessee. After participating in various Miss pageants for several years, she eventually won the title of Miss Tennessee and went to represent her state in the Miss USA 2005 but didn’t place. At present time Amy Colley works as a nurse at the burn unit. Wait – a nurse? I betcha she gives Kenny Chesney prostate massages with latex gloves on. Naughty, naughty. Great success!
Amy Colley has been Kenny Chesney’s girlfriend for 4 months and the couple has already taken several vacations together. Unless Amy Colley swallows, Las Vegas, Malibu and the Bahamas are forever territorially marked with the sperm from Kenny Chesney’s penis.
Bad boy Vinnie Jones got into a fight in an American bar and is now facing up to one year in prison if convicted of assault. The CCTV recording of the bar fight hit the internet and shows Juan Barrera (big guy in white) walk out of the restroom and getting hit right in the face by oncoming Vinnie Jones.
According to British The Sun, Vinnie Jones was on his way to the restroom himself after he was hit with a glass at the pool table in the Wiley’s Tavern in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Juan Barrera just walked out of the restroom and Vinnie Jones struck without hesitation. Juan Barrera then manhandles him on the floor and gets jumped by Vinnie’s companions.
43 year old Vinnie Jones is a British football player turned movie star. I know him from his role as a hooligan in Eurotrip and new Hell Ride, but apparently his more famous movies are The Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels as well as The X-Men. 24 year old Juan Barrera claims he was not involved in the bar brawl which injured Vinnie Jones as he was glassed in the face. He says he was at the restroom already, walked out and was invited by a punch in the face from a bloodied Jones.
Vinnie Jones lives and works in Los Angeles and if convicted, he may lose his US visa. The bar fight CCTV video is below.
Clay Aiken has landed himself a hot piece of ass boyfriend. That’s what they say. I have no idea, I ain’t expert on dicks. His name is Reed Kelly and he’s a dancer on Broadway. Dancer on Broadway? That says it all. Clay Aiken must be enjoying the life – first he got himself a kid, then he came out of the closet and told us what we all already knew (that he was gay) and now he receives prostate massages from Reed Kelly’s penis. Life is good for Clay Aiken.
Reed Kelly stars in a Broaway musical titled Wicked. Aparently it’s a big shit musical – I wouldn’t know, I don’t go to musicals. Clay Aiken alegedly met Reed Kelly in early 2008 when they were doing Spamalot (that’s a musical?).
BTW, throughotu this entire post, each time I went to type “Reed Kelly” I somehow managed to mistype it into “Reek Kelly”. Don’t know why… I’d corrected it all, but damn, every single one ended up being a reek. Fuck I need a break!
Christie Hefner, daughter of Hugh Hefner and chairman and CEO of Playboy Enterprises who’s been running Playboy for two decades is stepping down. $300 million man entertainment enterprise has seen a major dive in sign ups over the past few years and Christie Hefner figured it was time for her to resign and leader of Playboy. She did so yesterday, which means that Playboy is no longer run by a feminist.
There were talks of Playboy Mansion going up for sale to raise some funds and save their sorry asses.
Playboy Director Jerome Kern is serving as interim non-executive chairman until the replacement for Christie Hefner is found. According to spokes bitches, Christie Hefner made the decision to resign herself. She’s gonna remain in position of CEO until January 31, 2009 and will lead the board until new CEO takes over.
This was coming. Nobody cares for overphotoshopped fake blonds with undeveloped labia and giant fake boobs now that natural real deal girls can be found all over the internet. Playboy is so 60s. It’s 2008 for fuck sake. Playboy is dead.
Christie Hefner image credit: AP Photo/Richard Drew
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested along with his chief of staff John Harris earlier today on two counts of corruption charges after they were allegedly trying to sell Senate seat that previously belonged to president elect Barack Obama to the highest bidder. Morons – if you’re doing a high profile transaction like that, make sure you got all your shit covered.
The corruption charges Rod Blagojevich faces actually read like this: “conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud and solicitation of bribery” – got to love that legal language… It gave me a hard on.
Funny fact is that no news releases mention the most important fact – Governor Rod Blagojevich is a democrat. Somehow none of the relevant news agencies managed to mention that fact.
Latest video from Metallica titled All Nightmare Long. Pretty frigging awesome video, even though the song is rather boring. Video makes up for it. It’s a movie on its own.
Metallica’s been getting lots of great reviews for their new album Death Magnetic which I don’t get. It’s definitely better than last few albums, but comes out rather try hard. As if a desperate attempt to come back to the roots, to when Metallica rocked, but they miss the aggression and non-compromise approach they had back them. Also, back then they could play. Nowadays they come out pathetic.
All Nightmare Long is definitely not much of a song, but once again, the video is worth spending 9 minutes watching. I grew up listening to Metallica. This shit doesn’t address to me the same way their old stuff did. I think it’s time to retire Metallica before they make any more fools out of themselves.
Paris Hilton has a new BFF (Best Friend Forever). Her name is Brittany Flickinger and she’s a hot piece of ass. Brittany Flickinger came out on top of BFF finale and reports say that the couple is still going strong. True BFFs. Exchange of vaginal juices creates strong bonds, kind of like blood brothers:
“The drop from your pussy will flow through my veins forever, my best friend forever!”
Too bad that drop contains herpes, cause that will truly flow through their veins forever. If all else fails, they will have this one thing still in comon. My Best Herpes Forever.
Brittany Flickinger told reporters that she hangs out with Paris Hilton almost every day and if they’re not rubbing vaginas in person, they’re texting each other naughty messages. Brittany Flickinger probably starts with all romantic shit, like: “Oh I want to snuggle your ass cheeks” and Paris Hilton responds with: “Lick dirt of my toes, bitch”. Such a happy couple…
Brittany Flickinger is probably banging her head against the wall for not being a dude, though. This is as close to successful career as a gold digger as one can get, but she can’t make Paris pregnant. Cause if she knocked her up with her devils spawn, she’d be set for life. Tough luck, bitch!
At least she can savour her 10 minutes of fame. She should hang on to Paris Hilton’s underwear as strong as she can, cause once she’s flushed in the bowl, the minutes of fame will be over. Brittany Flickinger will get a second chance when she writes tell-all memoires, but nobody gives a shit about that anyway. Congrats to the winners.
Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger image from Miami by Photo Agency
File this under: Truly Awful Music. But at the same time it should be filed under: Funny as fuck. Jizz In My Pants is a new single by faggy band The Lonely Island. The singer pulls funny faces in the video each time he says: “Jizz In My Pants”.
The tune is pretty catchy, even though the music is really faggy. I’m sure the two guys from the band rub their dicks against each other every day. It’s ironic how two gays sing about jizzing in their pants when a chick is around. Like we can’t tell. Have fun watching the video but contain yourself… Don’t jizz in your pants! Especially when Justin Timberlake gets in the view, you gays…
