In brief, the story goes something like this: in January of 2008, Christopher McCuin of Tyler, Texas was arrested and charged with capital murder after the police found him cooking pieces of Jana Shearer of Whitehouse, who was his girlfriend. Christopher McCuin was thrown in jail where he was held on $2 million bond but come December 7th of 2008, he was found dead in his cell.
The death of Christopher McCuin is being investigated but so far there is no suspicion of any foul play. Family and friends of murdered Jana Shearer feel relieved but uneasy at the same time.
When Christopher McCuin was captured, there was a pot with boiling water on the stove that contained the ear of freshly murdered Jana Shearer. Chunk of her 21 year old flesh was on a plate with fork pierced through it.
Oddly enough, it was McCuin himself who called 911 and told the police that he’d just murdered his girlfriend and now is cooking parts of her body. Police got on the scene but according to their reports it was unclear whether he’d actually eaten her – dumbasses. Of course he ate her. He ate her out countless times while she was alive. He must have liked the taste of her pussy so much, he decided to taste some more. Actually, it wasn’t like that. Christopher McCuin claims God told him to do it. That’s why he didn’t hide and called the police after Jana Shearer was sliced up and boiling. Somehow I doubt he’s going on a long term stay with his God now that he’s dead. I’m sure Beelzebub has got a warm spot in his boiling pot for him. Enjoy, douche!
This is the best shit I’ve seen on YouTube in a long ass time. Toby Jones put together this low budget, but sincere advertising video for his Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage facility where you can store just about anything for $10.99 a month. This video is hilarious and definitely worth seeing.
You can also check out Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage official website at www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com. If I lived in anywhere in the Illinois (area code 708) I’d go to Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage to get my shit stored. Toby will store it, he doesn’t care. I’ll pay with weed. Remember – you’re not the Duke of Hazzard 
So I’m watching this trailer for Punisher: Warzone and can’t help but think – is it gonna be the worst movie of the decade? Kind of the same as its predecessor that sucks sweaty whale dick? The trailer definitely suggests so yet I’m sure brainless kids from their mom’s basements will buy Punisher t-shirts and get Punisher tattoos cause to a brainless kid that’s “cool”.
As if completely lame original Punisher was not enough, Lionsgate decided to follow up with another torturously faggy piece that connects on lameness the original started. The synopsis or Warzone – Frank Castle aka The Punisher (Ray Stevenson) goes on a rampage, kills everyone to eventually face Jigsaw – his main nemesis. How mindboggling. Who came with this original script. Even the name of a bad guy is so fucking original it gives me anal warts.
Judging by the trailer, makers of Punisher: Warzone (directed by Lexi Alexander, co-written by Nick Santora and Art Marcum) realized that they suck ass and that the idea of The Punisher is beyond lame, so they added what they could to spice up the movie – gore. Basically, Punisher: Warzone is bound to suck any way you look at it. This worthless piece of d-list cinematography opens in theaters this weekend. Bring vomit bags with you and not because of snuff. Expect lameness to a point it’ll make you puke.
Punisher: Warzone Trailer is below:
This is one of those things that will make your heart bleed. This dog saves dog video starts with a gruesome recording of one dog getting hit by a car. Towards the end of video another dog enters to scene and despite busy traffic, starts pulling the injured dog, that was still alive to the side of the road, away from crazy traffic. Realizing that injured dog is in pain, the saving dog used his paws, rather than teeth to drag wounded animal to safety.
Dog saves dos is an incredible showcase of animal genuinity and care. I wish one could say that about people. While dog risks his life to save another pooch, no driver actually stopped. They showed no respect for other living creatures. It’s terrible.
I have just returned from Cuba where street dog problem seems to take a whole new level. There are countless numbers of them – unspayed, unneutered, they continue to breed, without home, without anyone to look after them, filling up the streets and roads everywhere. I was driving a rented car and stopped several times, not only for dog, but also cats and a particular bird that looks like a small dove (they run across roads not watching out). I can honestly proclaim that I have not hit another animal. Too bad other drivers are not like that. Luckily, injured dogs have other dogs to look after them.
It’s a beautiful dog saves dog video to make your miserable Friday morning better.
Well, she’s definitely no Evan Rachel Wood, but speculations are going berserk across the information superhighway that the woman in the pic above could be Marilyn Manson’s new girlfriend. I’ve never liked Dita von Teese. She’s utterly lame and unattractive and pin-up is so 40s (and should have stayed in 40s). But while Evan Rachel Wood was a major upgrade for Marilyn Manson, this new girlfriend seem to be a downgrade.
But let’s not be premature. Maybe the pic hasn’t worked out. Maybe she has teeth in her vagina that gently scratch Marilyn Manson’s penile glands and who wouldn’t enjoy a little tooth here and there in a vag? I can also imagine there’s a hot ass underneath those unflattering high waist leather pants. The pic is from Miami – isn’t it like… hot and shit in Florida for ugly leather pants?
It’s not like it’s any difficult for a high profile figure like Marilyn Manson to hook up with a random slut. He probably keeps an opt in list of girlfriends who would love to enjoy his company (understand: money).
Actually, I don’t know for sure if they’re stoned out of their vaginas, but look at the pic.. That’s Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison, the stars from a big ass chick flick movie Twilight during movies UK Premiere. Don’t they look like they’ve just spent the evening puffing on a doobie and rubbing vaginas together? I’m sure Robert Pattison has a vagina. That being said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kristen Stewart had a penis. Kristen looks pretty hot stoned though.
Or maybe it’s my pot that clouds my sight so I see all hot bitches as stoned. Too many Cuban cigars I had in Cuba, the smoke still keeps me afloat. And I did go to see Twilight. I actually liked it. Even though I feel that if there is one more chick flick that I like, I should grow a vagina. Maybe Robert Pattison can lend me his. Unless Kristen Stewart rubbed the crap out of it so it’s all worn and overused.
Hot ass US olympic swimmer Amanda Beard must have got a vagina itch that made her file a law suit against a tanning salon company ProSun for using her hot ass photoshopped body and name on their site without her inter vaginal consent. Amanda Beard said: “morons… you can’t put my pics on your site without greasing up my wallet. What are you newbs?” Actually, she didn’t say that. I’d made that up. I think she’s too hot to be this coherent.
According to tanning salon ProSun, the pics of Amanda Beard were taken at a charity event few years ago that was graced by the presence of her invaluable vagina. ProSun felt they had the right to use the pics and so they did.
Amanda Beard needs to quit whining and show her tits already.
The picture of Amanda Beard above is copyright FHM.
Hockey player Sean Avery (Dallas Stars) has made countless remarks that made NHL official cringe, but it looks like this time he stepped way overboard and NHL is pissed. TSN interviewed Sean Avery during a warm up skate in Calgary on Tuesday Sean made a remark aimed at his ex Elisha Cuthbert who is now dating Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf:
I’m really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just wanted to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. But, enjoy the game tonight.
Sloppy seconds? Got to remember that one…
NHL has decided to suspend Sean Avery indefinitely shortly after his comments, pending a hearing with commissioner Gary Bettman. Dallas Stars owner Tom Hicks also endorsed the decision of the NHL to suspend Avery and said that “This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so.”
I liked the “sloppy seconds” comment, but it seems as though the NHL couldn’t wait to get rid of Sean Avery. It really doesn’t seem like such a big deal, but worked fine for the men behind the scenes to ban his ass. No word on what her lame ass Elisha Cuthbert thinks of it. Her best bet is not to comment… do you think she can hold off, or will she come with more creative name for indefinitely suspended Sean Avery?
Sean Avery Photo by Bruce Bennett of Getty Images North America
I have just returned from an epic 7 night adventure in wonderful Cuba. Now I’m back to freezing Edmonton, it’s middle of the night and unfortunately my luggage got lost. A bit of a sad ending to the most awesome adventure of my life, but I still hope SunWing will be able to track my shit down. I have two boxes of finest Cuban cigars and a bottle of aged Cuban rum there. Fuck all the clothes and toiletries…
I’m too tired right now, got to get some sleep. The adventure was worth it, I’m glad i didn’t go for an all inclusive vacation… Cuba for the win 
This is the video everybody wanted to see – Sarah Palin is interviewed on a turkey farm while show off guy in the background is slaughtering turkeys. The blood is flowing and the guy is just staring at the camera as giant turkeys are being butchered. And Sarah Palin just talks and talks in the same exciting way she always does. Smile on her face is a given.
The interview was conducted by a local reporter from KTUU-TV in Wasilla, Alaska. Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving but Triple D Farms worker obviously enjoyed promenading himself within camera’s point of view slaughtering one turkey after another by putting them head first into a grinder. The moron continuously stared at the camera like he was a fucking star of the show.
