Question – are you a miserable, pathetic loser incapable of performing in bed? To find out for sure, ask yourself the following: “Have I watched SuperBowl yesterday?” If you answered yes, then you are without a grain of doubt a miserable, pathetic loser incapable of performing in bed. You likely have flat feet and small penis but drive a large truck to make up for it. SuperBowl is the biggest gathering of human waste on the planet, but that’s not the point. I wanted to talk about the Tim Tebow SuperBowl Ad.
It looks as though the Tim Tebow SuperBowl Ad was meant to serve as an anti-abortion campaign but all it did was make pathetic losers described above go “Wha?” Pam Tebow, mother of Tim Tebow talks about how she kept her son and how she loves him and then Tim Tebow appears and hugs her and tells her he loves her too and it all gets so gay you don’t even know anymore which way the North is. The ad is puzzling and so is this post about it. I stumbled upon the video of it on YouTube and had no idea what it was meant to achieve and it got me confused to a point that I don’t even know what I’m writing.
When idiot humans go to torture and abuse innocent animals and another representative of animal kingdom comes to the rescue and owns stupid human, it’s always worth sharing. Such is the video of fishing idiot Drew Gregory who refers to himself as “pro kayak angler”. Drew Gregory is an animal torturer extraordinaire who even takes pleasure at catching poor fish on the hook and pulling them by their sensitive mouth out of the water. His tormenting actions did not escape attention of awesome geese one of which happened to be pretty horny and wanted to stick his goose penis in Drew Gregory on a kayak.
Unfortunately for the fisher, he’s got no brain so he thought he was attacked by said goose. This wasn’t an attack, it was an attempt to copulate. I understand it gave Drew Gregory “goose bumps” because it was one unexpected “goose hump” – get it??? He should praise the God that it was the goose who wanted to have sex with him, not the mighty penis endowed duck, though.
Anyway, animal owning stupid people to protect other animals are always cool. I’m glad this idiot’s intention to torture more fish were interrupted at least for a little while. Brave goose should be awarded the medal of peace for saving innocent lives Drew Gregory would otherwise mercilessly kill following hook torture.
Horny Goose: 1
Drew Gregory: 0
I don’t get it: How is Tyra Banks still allowed to be on TV? She’s as lame and irrelevant as Tila Tequila. And also as ugly and stupid. She seriously needs to go away for good and while she’s at it, she can take those five fake attention whores who claim they have two vaginas each with her. I’m all for pretending shite for views, but this is ridiculous. Five women and ten vaginas – year right. And she didn’t notice it for years – year right. And her husband claimed her virginity doing her in that spare vagina – give me a break. I understand that the Tyra Banks show is intended for dumb losers with no brains, but are they really this dumb? Could some morans seriously think that there were five women, but ten vaginas in a studio with Tyra Banks? And why was Tyra Banks pulling off that stupid face the whole time? Could it be that she’s the one with five vaginas so the numbers in fact work – ten vaginas, five guests. One guest = one vagina, one Tyra Banks = one brain with ten Swiss Cheese type holes in it mistaken for five vaginas?
Given that Hangover was such a massive disappointment that not even the biggest losers could laugh at the try hard Very Bad Things rip off, I’m glad to see that there will possibly be a comedy released that’s both dirty and funny. Cop Out is however directed by Kevin Smith which almost certainly guarantees a complete and utter fail. That’s why I won’t go to see Cop Out in a movie theater, however with movies like that, it’s enjoyable to check out the trailer. Trailers for failed movies usually include everything that’s worth while, as the rest of the movie stinks. Cop Out Movie Trailer has its moments and kind of pulls a shite that puts attempted smile on your child abusing face, but then it’s killed by a moment typical of Kevin Smith – try hard. Can Kevin Smith quit filmmaking already? He sucks whale bollocks at it.
The only positive thing about Cop Out movie as far as I can see is the presence of Michelle Trachtenberg. I love Michelle, she’s so cute and hot it’s ridiculous. There should be more of her in the trailer. I don’t mind Bruce Willis either and am surprised that old man can still pull it off, but trailer plain and simple doesn’t have enough of Michelle Trachtenberg. Wait…. Kevin Smith needs to seriously quit making movies cause he’s an embarrassment to human species. Failed Cop Out Movie Trailer is below:
Mel Gibson may be the king of assholes – aka an unstable mass of human tissue that explodes at every simple provocation, but why do Jews keep poking at him? Do those idiots ever shut up? I mean yes – there were allegations that Mel Gibson went on a Jew-hating charade and he probably did, but that was 4 years ago. Can Jews get over it already and shut the f%$k up? No wonder Mel Gibson hates Jews – how can you not seeing how they keep their heads stuck up their own asses?
Time has come to give props to Mel Gibson. Yes, he is an asshole who doesn’t watch his tongue, but that’s exactly where the beauty lies. He says it how it is, how he feels it. If Jews are assholes, Mel Gibson will say that Jews are assholes – why beat around the bush? Say it like it is and never apologize for it. You’re simply stating the obvious and just because it may not be politically correct, it takes nothing away from the fact that it’s true. And that’s why Mel Gibson rules and Jews suck. Get over yourselves already and shut the f%$k up.
Die Antwoord is the poop these days. Accent is a big win in their case. It almost seems that if you speak with an accent that has not been used in rap music yet, you have all it takes to make it. Die Antwoord certainly have that advantage with their funny South African accents, but they’re also really cool and bring up valid points in their songs. It’s as if a bunch of drug junkies got together and made it big. I dig Die Antwoord, they totally deliver.
The video above is a bit not safe for work. It contains explicit language and partially exposed woman’s buttocks when awesome Yo-Landi Vi$$er pokes her ass towards the camera like she’s some skanky booty girl, shakes those cheeks a bit and then pulls down her pants and underwear to reveal that tasty ass crack she’s sporting. So hot. Die Antwoord are going to be a massively huge success worldwide. They don’t pretend to be anyone they are not. They are as genuine as they get and Ninja has serious talent.
I believe you have already seen and wetted your pants to Beat Boy freestyle rap and Enter the Ninja. Now go and check out the Jamming in a taxi video above. Not for the squeamish and weak of mind.
This is a black and white picture of Dick Cheney riding a bumper car in 1976 in Dallas, Texas. First of all – they had some really cool bumper cars back in the 70’s. But all joking aside – Dick Chaney’s smile in this photo is disturbing. It almost looks like a smile of a child rapist. You know those X-Ray scanners the type they use nowadays at the airports to see underneath your clothes – if they had those back in 1976 and aimed it at this Dick Cheney ridden bumper car, we would probably see an 8 year old cramped under the hood doing who knows what. Anyway, just kidding here. Nice bumper car, though.
Mel Gibson was interviewed by Dean Richards of Chicago’s WGNtv in what was supposed to be the promo for Mel’s upcoming movie Edge of Darkness. Towards the end of live interview, Dean Richards asked Mel Gibson whether he saw himself as a better person after news of him having a drinking problem and going off on anti-semantic rants leaked to public, to which Mel Gibson responded that that was 4 years ago and it’s time to move on. Dean Richards concluded the interview by stating some final facts about the Edge of Darkness and bid Mel Gibson good bye by saying it was great seeing him back in the saddle, doing what he does best. Mel Gibson responded by distant Bye Bye while he was taking a sip and before cameras cut him off, he added simple “Asshole” as a period to his speech.
So on one hand Mel Gibson insists that it’s time to move on and on another he calls a reporter an asshole, showing that he’s still at the same spot where he was 4 years ago when his racist, anti jew rant leaked. And an asshole came shortly after Mel said he has done all the necessary “mea culpas” and hopes the public doesn’t dwell on events from 4 years ago. I don’t know about you, but me thinks that by concluding his interview by calling Dean Richards an Asshole, Mel Gibson has shown he has not done all the necessary mea culpas and remains the asshole king of all assholes. Video of the interview is below:
The reign of mighty Ginger Kid continues to shine as bright as ever. Yes, ginger do have souls, we got the message but what started as a rant of one kid is now having a follow up of all gingers of the world, including ginger cats. In this Ginger Cats Do Have Souls video, one cute ginger cats makes his address and speaks openly about what he thinks. Kind of made me laugh when he said he went to temple because he was a jew cat. It’s an amazing re-enactment of the original Gingers Do Have Souls video. Ginger cats rule.
With Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games coming up, the patriotic Canadian in me becomes prouder of being Canadian than normal. When I saw this super cute, Asian Canadian girl from Ontario talk about milk in a bag we have in Canada, I felt like showing it to everyone. The girl is incredibly cute and a skilled talker, but most of all, she’s Canadian. I didn’t know myself that they didn’t have milk in a bag in the USA but now they have a chance to learn about it. Maybe if Americans started buying milk in a bag instead of milk in a box, they’d catch up with Canada on the Environmental Performance Index. Though we both have a long way to go in that regard still.
