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Some interesting video hit the waves of internet today. Woman called Dashiell Torralba (full name Dashiell Torralba Hernández) used to date a son of Fidel Castro. Antonio Castro Soto del Valle is an orthopedic surgeon and one of five children of former Cuban leader Fidel Castro, and Dashiell Torralba was his girlfriend. See, even sons of Fidel Castro need to fuck.

The Dashiell Torralba leaked video is all in Spanish, which kind of blows cause I have no clue what their talking about, but it shows images of Fidel Castro getting ready for a meal and hanging out on leather sofas in a villa in Havana. The video then offers footage from Fidel Castro’s home – something CIA was trying to get for 50 years and couldn’t. Now someone called Dashiell Torralba shows up and she’s got it all filmed.

Fidel Castro is known for keeping his private life very, well… private. Not even Cubans themselves have seen his home, not even Cubans themselves know how many children Fidel Castro exactly has. Antonio Castro I one of five children Fidel Castro had with Dalia Soto del Valle, but how many kids he has all together – only he knows.

Dashiell Torralba is allegedly hiding somewhere in South America fearing for her life. Shes used the money she got from Univision to whom she sold to tape. Fidel Castro is a master of disguise, though. Several assassination attempts have failed because he’s always had everything perfectly covered, including look alikes walking at places he goes to pretending to be him. Could this leaked video be fake? That’s possible for all I know. It’s interesting twist either way. I would still love to visit Cuba before it changes. I doubt I’ll meet Dashiell Torralba there.

The relationship between former WWE star, now a movie star Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock and his new girlfriend Lauren Hashian seems to literally “rock”. The couple have spent the weekend in Hawaii enjoying the sun, the beach and each other. The Rock looks damn good. Did he always have that tattoo on his left upper torso?

Lauren Hashian is allegedly involved with VH1’s Rock of Love and she’s allegedly the reason why Dwayne Johnson’s 10 year old marriage to Dany Garcia went into the pooper. The reports say Dwayne met Lauren Hashian 2 years ago on the set of Game Plan, and have been secretly dating her since November of last year. While this affair certainly contributed to his failed marriage, Dany Garcia and Dwayne Johnson had been in a shaky relationship for at least a year prior to Dwayne meeting Lauren Hashian.

Kendra Zanotto, a bronze medalist in synchronized swimming from 2004 will not be going to Beijing for 2008 Olympic Games, because her Visa application has been revoked. Chinese government has not specified the reason, but said it was uncomfortable” with some of her affiliations, which likely means that she was shown a finger because she part of Team Darfur.

Kendra Zanotto, Los Gatos, California native was hired to attend the summer Olympics in Beijing as a freelance journalist. Team Darfur she’s affiliated with is a group of athletes started by Joey Cheek – gold medalist in speedskating. The aim of Team Darfur is to draw attention to the crisis in Darfur, Sudan.

Like Kendra Zanotto, Joey Cheek doesn’t have a visa anymore either. He was set to fly to Beijing and Chinese authorities revoked his visa only hours prior to the take off. China simply doesn’t put up with anyone that’s not playing by their rules. Firm hand, I tell ya.

This picture is hot. You need to click it for an uncensored version, but it’s worth it. Eva Pigford posed naked with R&B singer Maxwell for an explicit but artistic picture. Nice lighting and very hot pose where as Maxwell is covering the crotch of Eva Pigford with his hand, holding his other hand over his own penis, exposing pubes.

Eva Pigford has perfect breasts. That’s all I can say about them. She’s perfect naked. Her body is like a humming bird song. Fuck it, I don’t even know if humming birds can sing. I’m actually pulling clueless shit out of my ass right now. Eva Pigford in the nude is very sexy one way or another. I like this pic. Explicit art at its finest.

Jenna Jameson, retired pornstar and one of the biggest names in the adult industry is pregnant with child of her boyfriend, UFC champion Tito Ortiz. Jenna Jameson was pregnant before, but had a miscarriage. That was back when she was married to porn producer Jay Grdina. Jenna also tried In Vitro fertilization, but that didn’t work out for either.

According to sources close to Page Six, Jenna Jameson is expecting a baby and is all thrilled. She had some things lined up with Fashion Week, but called everything off so she can enjoy the moment of knowing she’s pregnant.

I’m happy for her. Jenna Jameson looked like crap after she’d left porn business but is starting to look better. And they look happy with Tito Ortiz by her side – what a cute couple. There are so many things I could make fun of related to both Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz, but I won’t. I wish them all the best and hope Jenna’s pregnancy goes well and they have a healthy child. Cheers

Paris Hilton decided to get even with John McCain after her picture was used in an anti Barack Obama video ad aimed to make fun of the presidential candidate picturing him as international celebrity, with an unsaid context suggesting he’d be the same as Paris Hilton. The ad was “approved” by John McCain and today Paris Hilton responded with a release of her own video that is “approved” by Paris Hilton, because she totally thinks it’s hot.

I like Paris Hilton. She looks hot in that video and makes decent fun of herself which works perfectly well with her objective – to picture John McCain as complete idiot. She calls him “white haired dude” and proposes to paint the White House pink.

See you at the debate, bitches!

The original video ad sponsored by John McCain that provoked the response from Paris Hilton is below:

Source: Funny or Die

Following up on our international all ass day. Below is the video of Mary-Louise Parker getting viciously spanked in a car by some dude until her ass is red. I think this video is a scene from some movie in which Mary-Louise Parker – either way, very hot scene and well executed spanking. I’d beat the crap out of that hot, 44 year old ass myself.

Above is the picture of Mary-Louise Parker receiving spanking in a limo, below is the picture of her checking out her red sore ass and the video of this sexiness is at the bottom. Play safe.

Kendra Wilkinson, the girlfriend of Hugh Hefner and Playboy Playmate who’s also known for staring in E! reality TV series The Girls Next Door knows how to use her ASS-ets and knows how to show them. Today is international ass day and we can’t leave hot Kendra Wilkinson pics out. Who doesn’t enjoy nice, uncensored upskirt view of a tight ass Playboy playmate?

Here’s Kendra Wilkinson playing golf and looking all ridiculously sexy as she flashes her panties (not) hiding under ultra short skirt. Ass is hot, but what’s up with fake blonde hair?

More uncensored upskirt pics of hot Kendra Wilkinson after the break. You can leave comment on each picture individually. Would you tap it?

Blake Lively pulled a wicked stunt that failed. She was trying to hide form the paparazzi, but while she managed to cover her face, wardrobe malfunction exposed her areola and now paps have The Gossip Girl nip slip to pass around.

There isn’t that much to see, that’s cause Blake Lively nipples are not the same as Bai Ling nipples. If they were, she wouldn’t be able to bend over, cause them nips would hit the dashboard.

Feast your eyes, mateys. This is the hot Calvin Klein TV Ad with naked Eva Mendes that was banned from North American TVs because… well because it has Eva Mendes Naked in it and her tit with nipple clearly show.

Who cares, though? TV is obsolete anyway. You can find anything on internet, including Eva Mendes Naked Video which is abundant over at YouTube.

The commercial was filmed to promote Calvin Klein’s perfume Secret Obsession and is done in a very artistic manner. It’s black and white and what’s black and white must be art. But the prudes who decide which commercials can be allowed on our TVs said “Banned” because of naked nipple. Fuck them.

At second thoughts, I’m actually glad this video was banned. Eva Mendes Naked is always tasty, but Eva Mendes Naked taste so much better when you know it’s forbidden. Feast your eyes, mateys.