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Brooke Smith, an actress who portrayed Dr. Erica Hahn on Grey’s Anatomy may be taken off the show. ABC executives say they didn’t like Brooke Smith’s character and wanted Grey’s Anatomy without her. I’m not sure if it’s her lesbian nature that they didn’t like (or not enough lesbianism) but obviously someone at ABC’s got the stick up their ass.

I find Brooke Smith a great actress and think Grey’s Anatomy will lack without her, but the show must go on. There’s nothing unusual about characters coming and going. That’s the nature of the beast. Brooke seems talented and ready to rub vagina’s at the right places. She’s gonna fill herself in soon. She’s real, many women can relate to her. I can’t. I have a dick. I’d cuddle with her lesbian vagina though.

The video below has Brooke Smith as Dr. Hahn after sexual awakening. It’s weird and funny at the same time. When she talks about green blobs turning to leaves and says “you are glasses” I just wish I could shove it right up her ass. She’ll be missed

Sarah Palin got badly pranked by Canadian radio duo known as The Masked Avengers. Sébastien Trudel and Marc-Antoine Audette are well known pranksters who pranked many celebrities, politicians, billionaires and other famous people. This time they targeted running mate of Republican presidential candidate John McCain and it didn’t go well for Sarah Palin at all. She didn’t handle the ending well, when she was told that she’d just been pranked…

The Masked Avengers host Les Cerveaux de l’info – an afternoon program on CKOI-FM radio station in Montreal. Most of their pranks are in French, but when they prank an international celebrity, they switch to English. At this Sarah Palin prank, the Masked Avengers pretend to be French president Nicolas Sarkozy.

According to the Masked Avengers, getting to Sarah Palin was much easier than getting to let’s say Britney Spears. Their previous prank victims include Queen Elizabeth, Gilles Duceppe (Quebec nationalist), Bono from U2, Mick Jagger (The Rolling Stones), Bill Gates (Microsoft), Jacques Villeneuve (Formula 1 driver), and Donald Trump.

Diana DeGarmo participated in season three of the American Idol when she was 16. She ended up second and went on to have a successful career as an actress on Broadway.

Diana DeGarmo is now 21 year old and her success at the American Idol four years ago opened up some doors which lead to a score of roles in New York theaters. Fantasia Barrino, a girl who beat Diana DeGarmo and won season three of the American Idol is also in New York and also having a successful acting career going on Broadway.

Howard Stern did an interview with Diana DeGarmo this morning in which she talked about her acting and how everything fell nicely in place for her. Talk about great start to life at the age of 16. Lucky girl. Best of luck to her.

Barack Obama Antichrist Scripture

As US presidential race is drawing to a close, the attacks against each of the candidates are getting more sophisticated. Labeling one of the presidential candidates “an antichrist” is nothing new. Virtually every US president has been called an antichrist at some point during his career. Senator Barack Obama is not even the president yet, but internet is getting full with Barack Obama Antichrist Scriptures and quotes from bible proving that Barack Obama is an antichrist.

Before I get any further, let me clarify one thing – Barack Obama is not getting my vote. However this has nothing to do with him being or not being an antichrist. Barack Obama is not getting my vote, because I am not an American citizen, nor do I live in the United States. As Canadian, I won’t neither Barack Obama nor John McCain are getting my vote. I just thought I’d clarify that before someone attacks me for being a biased Republican, or worst – a biased Democrat.

Let’s get back to Barack Obama antichrist scriptures. For each website “proving” he’s the one, there is a website debunking the proof. And then there are website debunking the debunkers and the circus goes on ad nauseum. One doesn’t even know what to believe anymore.

What do those who believe that Barack Obama is an antichrist assert their beliefs upon? Well, let’s see what the scriptures tell us about the characteristics of an antichrist and let’s put a checkmark next to each of them that fits the profile of Barack Obama:

Largely popular – Check
Charismatic – Check
Leader of men – Check
Man of Muslim descent – Check
Popular around the world – Check
Capable of making people believe in him blindly – Check

The above scripture is far from exhausted. Even to an outsider who is not and will not be involved in voting for new US president, Barack Obama possesses characteristics that make his motifs for becoming the president questionable. He’s clearly an opportunist who happened to be in the right place at the right time and took full advantage of it. Now he’s standing a good chance of becoming the leader of world’s most powerful nation. He’s ready to say and do whatever it takes to get to the office. The trick is that he’s so excited about being “the first” that it could (and likely will) cloud his mind when he gets that office and will be expected to deliver on the promises that made him the president.

Many Canadians who believe that Barack Obama is an antichrist base their assertions not on the antichrist scriptures, but rather on some scary facts surrounding Barack’s persona, such as his open affiliation with shady characters or huge support he’s receiving from companies and bankers who are believed to be the masterminds behind The New World Order.

If Barack Obama is the antichrist from the scriptures and if he’s the chosen one by The New World Order cartel, then he will be expected to deliver in exchange for financial and multi-media support he’s received from the people behind the scenes. One of their goals will be the completion of The North American Union and introduction of Amero that will replace American, Canadian and Mexican currency. If all that takes place, Barack Obama, the possible antichrist will be the ruler of Canada too, not just the United States. And that’s what Canadians who believe he’s an antichrist base their assertion upon. I don’t know about you, but even a slight chance of having an antichrist for president gives me creeps. Anyone knows what a mortal can do to in order not to get obliterated when the antichrist strikes upon those who refused to join his army of minions?

Cancun - Mayan Word for Golden Snake

Mayan Word for Golden Snake is… Cancun. But some experts on ancient Mayan language claim Cancun actually means “Nest of Snakes”.

Mayan civilization is fascinating. According to Mayan calendar, some significant change could occur in 2012. Actually, the calendar does not particularly points to a change, Mayan calendar ends on December 21, 2012. There are records proving that Mayans understood stars and predicted many a happening that took place in the future. Their calendar goes long after the end of their civilization and then it comes to an end in 2012.

There’s certainly a lot of fascinating details surrounding the Mayans. Next time you go to Cancun, you will know that the name of it is based on a Mayan word for Golden Snake.

Eve Mazzarella started her Las Vegas journey as a maid after she’d dropped out of Seattle high school because she got pregnant. Las Vegas real estate market was becoming hot so Eve Mazzarella took a course and obtained a real estate certificate allowing her to start a career in the housing market. That was back in 2000.

By 2006, Eve Mazzarella was one of top “30 under 30″ realtors in the US. Her sales for the year reached $13.8 million and all competition was impressed with her success. She seemed to be talented, hard working and determined all of which contributed to her success – in the eyes of others.

The things took sudden turn in March of 2008. Eve Mazzarella and her husband Steven Grimm were indicted on six counts of bank fraud by the U.S. Attorney for Nevada and FBI raided their house the day after. It appears as though Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm took advantage of lax money lending policies, arranged sales on certain houses, took a mortgage and walked away from it. The whole process worked something like this:

Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm would pay few thousand dollars to a person with good credit who would pose as a buyer of a particular property. Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm applied for a mortgage on the straw buyer’s behalf. The buyers were instructed to offer the seller more than an asking price, and the difference was to be used on repairs and/or remodeling. This repair money was then send to the company controlled by Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm after the deal closed. Newly acquired property was then transferred into a limited liability company owned by Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm who subsequently hired another straw buyer who was paid to purchase the same property in the same way – for a higher price which was purposefully over inflated in order to cover for repair/remodeling done by the seller. This process was repeated over and over until there were no more straw buyers to buy it for any higher price. The last straw buyer ended up with his/her name on the loan which ultimately lead to their default notices, destroyed credit and unless they were really wealthy and capable of buying their way out of it – bankruptcy.

According to assistant U.S. Attorney Brian Pugh, Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm defrauded $8.7 million in their little mortgage scam games. The case is on going.

Carin Ashley - Sexy Girls Next Door

Meet Carin Ashley. Carin was on 2005 Special Edition of Playboy entitled Sexy Girls Next Door. I’m not sure about that one. Carin Ashley is hot and I wouldn’t hesitate exchanging genital juices with her overused vagina, but she looks anything but a girl next door to me. She does look sexy though, so I left that one out form the previous statement.

Carin Ashley was born in Florida on January 13, 1984. Her parents moved to Slidell, Louisiana shortly after her birth so Carin grew up in a genuine southern setting. Her 32 DD boobs are a bit too big for my liking and look like they may have been helped by plastic surgery, which definitely doesn’t count as a Sexy Girls Next Door anymore, but I may be mistaken. Tits too big never the less, unless you love giant chichis.

EDIT: nevermind – Carin Ashley does have implants. Just did some research and yeah… silly cow got her tits augmented. Well, it got her on cover of Playboy, let’s just hope they don’t explode on her when she flies in a plane. Actually, that’d be hilarious. I’m hoping someone films that when it happens. Wouldn’t that be the shit

More of blonde Carin Ashley. What do you think? Yay or nay? Would you hit them fake titties?

They say it’s official. The naughty penis of Dr. Travis Stork has enjoyed the pleasures of rubbing the insides of lusty vagina of Carrie Underwood. The 2006 Bachelor and The Doctors co-host Dr. Travis Stork is reportedly dating American Idol winner and popular country singer Carrie Underwood. I can totally hear the genitals flapping as I wrote about it. These two must do wild things in bed.

36 year old Travis Stork had its run at The Bachelor and picked Sarah Stone who proved to have incompatible genitalia. Her pussy juices did not match the PH of Travis Stork’s Naughty Penis so their romance was over before The Bachelor came to a close. They say the weekend in Paris was bad ass, though. I doubt any mention worthy genital juices exchange took part though.

Carrie Underwood won season 4 of American Idol and she’s been just growing in popularity since. Her award collection now contains Teen Choice Award and Billboard Music Awards and Country Music Awards and Academy of Country Music Awards and God knows what else. Simply put, she knows how to suck cock and probably sing too.

Carrie Underwood’s vaginal powers are now subject to routine medical scrutiny under supervision of Dr. Travis Stork himself. My unnamed sources say she can… wait, that’s too juicy for this site! If they go on, the stork is gonna deliver children… Get it? The stork

The Today show played videos Matt Lauer Roast at Friar’s Club, New York. Tom Cruise was a guest and managed to joke around. Three years ago, Tom Cruise filmed an interview with Matt Lauer – it’s that infamous Scientology video that got Tom Cruise into spotlight on the net. During last Friday’s Matt Lauer Roast Tom Cruise said that it was Matt Lauer who gave him advice on going crazy at the Oprah Winfrey show in order to show how excited he was about being in love with Katie Holmes. You may remember the Kodak moment with Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch like a fucking monkey. Yeah, that was it!

The annual Matt Lauer Roast is a celebrity get together held at the Friars Club in New York. Cameras are not allowed so all there are reports from people who attended the roast. Tom Cruise was to make a surprise show up but the surprise was busted all over the net hours prior to Matt Lauer Roast start off.

The video from The Today Show with Tom Cruise about Matt Lauer Roast is above. Copyright MSNBC.

Ice hockey is starting to look exciting again. During the game between Toronto Maple Leafs and Boston Bruins two players made for a “shattering” spectacle. 20 seconds into the second period Milan Lucic nailed Mike Van Ryn with a massive check that was so solid, it broke the protective plexi glass panel along the rink. The glass shattered and fell on the players and fans in the stands causing about 10 minute delay in the game while workers were replacing the glass. Solid check by Milan Lucic, nice spectacle to watch.

Toronto Maple Leafs ended up beating Boston Bruins 4:2. Milan Lucic said breaking glass with another player felt kind of cool, but was concerned about the fans who pay top money to get a spot right by the glass and ended up covered in broken plexi. Mike Van Ryn says he still itches from amount of broken glass covering his body. Nice check!

Hockey Player Milan Lucic Breaks Glass Checking Mike Van Ryn video below: