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Jenna Jameson, retired pornstar and one of the biggest names in the adult industry is pregnant with child of her boyfriend, UFC champion Tito Ortiz. Jenna Jameson was pregnant before, but had a miscarriage. That was back when she was married to porn producer Jay Grdina. Jenna also tried In Vitro fertilization, but that didn’t work out for either.

According to sources close to Page Six, Jenna Jameson is expecting a baby and is all thrilled. She had some things lined up with Fashion Week, but called everything off so she can enjoy the moment of knowing she’s pregnant.

I’m happy for her. Jenna Jameson looked like crap after she’d left porn business but is starting to look better. And they look happy with Tito Ortiz by her side – what a cute couple. There are so many things I could make fun of related to both Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz, but I won’t. I wish them all the best and hope Jenna’s pregnancy goes well and they have a healthy child. Cheers

Paris Hilton decided to get even with John McCain after her picture was used in an anti Barack Obama video ad aimed to make fun of the presidential candidate picturing him as international celebrity, with an unsaid context suggesting he’d be the same as Paris Hilton. The ad was “approved” by John McCain and today Paris Hilton responded with a release of her own video that is “approved” by Paris Hilton, because she totally thinks it’s hot.

I like Paris Hilton. She looks hot in that video and makes decent fun of herself which works perfectly well with her objective – to picture John McCain as complete idiot. She calls him “white haired dude” and proposes to paint the White House pink.

See you at the debate, bitches!

The original video ad sponsored by John McCain that provoked the response from Paris Hilton is below:

Source: Funny or Die

Following up on our international all ass day. Below is the video of Mary-Louise Parker getting viciously spanked in a car by some dude until her ass is red. I think this video is a scene from some movie in which Mary-Louise Parker – either way, very hot scene and well executed spanking. I’d beat the crap out of that hot, 44 year old ass myself.

Above is the picture of Mary-Louise Parker receiving spanking in a limo, below is the picture of her checking out her red sore ass and the video of this sexiness is at the bottom. Play safe.

Kendra Wilkinson, the girlfriend of Hugh Hefner and Playboy Playmate who’s also known for staring in E! reality TV series The Girls Next Door knows how to use her ASS-ets and knows how to show them. Today is international ass day and we can’t leave hot Kendra Wilkinson pics out. Who doesn’t enjoy nice, uncensored upskirt view of a tight ass Playboy playmate?

Here’s Kendra Wilkinson playing golf and looking all ridiculously sexy as she flashes her panties (not) hiding under ultra short skirt. Ass is hot, but what’s up with fake blonde hair?

More uncensored upskirt pics of hot Kendra Wilkinson after the break. You can leave comment on each picture individually. Would you tap it?

Blake Lively pulled a wicked stunt that failed. She was trying to hide form the paparazzi, but while she managed to cover her face, wardrobe malfunction exposed her areola and now paps have The Gossip Girl nip slip to pass around.

There isn’t that much to see, that’s cause Blake Lively nipples are not the same as Bai Ling nipples. If they were, she wouldn’t be able to bend over, cause them nips would hit the dashboard.

Feast your eyes, mateys. This is the hot Calvin Klein TV Ad with naked Eva Mendes that was banned from North American TVs because… well because it has Eva Mendes Naked in it and her tit with nipple clearly show.

Who cares, though? TV is obsolete anyway. You can find anything on internet, including Eva Mendes Naked Video which is abundant over at YouTube.

The commercial was filmed to promote Calvin Klein’s perfume Secret Obsession and is done in a very artistic manner. It’s black and white and what’s black and white must be art. But the prudes who decide which commercials can be allowed on our TVs said “Banned” because of naked nipple. Fuck them.

At second thoughts, I’m actually glad this video was banned. Eva Mendes Naked is always tasty, but Eva Mendes Naked taste so much better when you know it’s forbidden. Feast your eyes, mateys.

That’s a rare occasion. We have first ever Miley Cyrus ass pic. The world’s most famous underage whore is slowly getting all of her body parts revealed. Plus we on Beer Steak Bullshit Blog are having an ass day it seems. So much ass in one day… wow.

This latest (and first ever) Miley Cyrus Ass Pic is a continuation of the saga started when hacker who calls himself TrainReq hacked into the phone of Miley Cyrus and posted leaked shower pictures on warez forum Digitalgangster.com. The pictures spread like fire throughout the internet and we had them posted too. If you haven’t seen the goodness yet, click on this –> Miley Cyrus Hacked Shower Pics For Nick Jonas.

When those first racy pics were leaked, TrainReq mentioned that he has some more “worse pictures” of Hannah Montana’s star. He’s releasing them bit by bit to keep the momentum alive and it’s working. Now that we have the ass pic, the anticipation for something even “worse” has built up. Damn, where’s that pic of a pedo bear? Or that retard Chris Hansen?

It’s been a while since my last Tila Tequila post and since I always make fun of her stupid ass, I get bashed on a lot. I still can’t figure out why she’s so famous, but she is so I’m learning to deal with it. Here are some Tila Tequila’s Ass Pics. Her fat ass looks twice the size of the rest of her body, but the red dress she’s sporting is rather hot. So here – I’ve actually said something positive about this worthless whore. Mind you, it’s the dress that’s hot, not Tila Tequila.

I can imagine delivering sweet ass red palm imprint ass spanking. This mass of flesh and fat must withstand some massive spanking. Just the imaginary sound of that pleasure gives me a hard on. Next time I’m gonna have to post naked Tila Tequila’s Ass Pics. Hope her ass is not as fake as her boobs.

Lisa Raye, an American actress who’s married to Michael Misick, the Chief Minister of the Turks and Caicos Islands (yes, it’s the same Turks and Caicos where Bianca Golden and Nikki Blonsky got arrested) had her husband cheat on her with “106 and Park” host Rocsi. Damn, I’ve never even heard of Turks and Caicos and all of a sudden there’s so much action going on around there. Way to boost tourism industry on the island.

It’s such a love triangle. We have Rosci aka Raquel Roxanne Diaz who is a popular Black Entertainment Television (BET) VJ hosting Top Ten video chart called 106 & Park. Then we have Premier of Turks and Caicos who is facing corruption and rape charges and then we have Lisa Raye McCoy-Misick, who is an actress from All of Us and Beauty Shop and wife of potentially corrupt politician Michael Misick.

Lisa Raye’s spokes person released a statement that while his client Lisa Raye was in New York, Rosci stayed with her husband Michael Misick at their house and hosted guests as if it was her place.

Michael Misick has some serious nerve going for him. Lisa Raye is a hot piece of meat. She’s still with him despite rape charges. And now to add salt to the wound, he included cheating to it. I’m expecting divorce coming very soon and this hot piece of ass Lisa Raye will be available again. Somebody give her my number. I won’t cheat on her.

But I’m not a prime minister either

I found this viral video on a website with long URL that contains all of the words – Something Bad is Going to Happen Here – somethingbadisgoingtohappenhere.com.

It’s pretty intense, well executed and rather brow rising. Even though I hate to spoil it for everyone with a few factsproving that it’s fake. So if you’re easily offended, don’t read on.

In general, when a guy puts his face on what appears to be red hot stove element, his hair never catches fire nor it melts as result of extreme heat. The effect of smoke underneath the element as well as burned flesh and skin are impressive though. Awesome viral video – Something Bad is Going to Happen Here!