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Victoria Secret model Karolina Kurkova, who’s non existent belly button made her famous is pregnant and her boyfriend Archie Drury is to blame. I can imagine Archie Drury coming home all tired one night, saw Karolina Kurkova sporting her irresistible belly button, got an itch, stripped Karolina Kurkova naked, inserted his penis into her vagina and kept thrusting until his semen engulfed woman’s cervix.

Now that Karolina Kurkova is pregnant, Archie Drury can spray his semen inside her vagina as much as he wants, cause once pregnant, she can’t get pregnant again. It’s the best anticonception ever. Just know a bitch up and she can’t get pregnant again. I just wonder what Karolina Kurkova’s belly button is going to look like when her belly stretched around the fetus. There’s no belly button to begin with and with all the stretch on the skin it’s gonna look… well, we’ll just have to wait for paparazzi photos to see once that baby bump starts to show.

BTW, did you know that the belly button situation was addressed by her rep when speculation of it not existing surfaced and proved true? Her rep rep said that Karolina Kurkova had an operation when she was an infant. It was not specified what the operation involved, but some specialists guess that the deformation of a belly button can occur as result of an umbilical hernia. If you see Victoria Secret photos of Karolina Kurkova with normal looking belly button, you know they photoshopped someone else’s on. Archie Drury approves.

The legal saga surrounding the case of John Demjanjuk who’s accused of being Ivan the Terrible, a Nazi guard at Sobibor Concentration Camp continues and is near its final chapter. Prosecutors from Germany’s Munich formally charged John Demjanjuk with 27,900 counts of being an accessory to murder at a Sobibor Nazi death camp during World War II. John Demjanjuk, who is 89 year old was deported from the United States last May.

John Demjanjuk who was born in Ukraine says he was fighting the Nazi soldiers as member of the Red Army but was captured and spent the rest of the war as prisoner of war. He insists he’s not the Nazi guard known as Ivan the Terrible and that he never hurt anyone. Now that the charges have been officially filed, German court must decide whether to pursue a trial (most likely) and set a date. Doctors found John Demjanjuk fit to stand trial but the questioning must be limited to no more than two, 90 minute sessions a day.

Jews are taking over the world. Nobody can stop them.

Remember when Emma Watson flashed her pussy? It was the hottest moment in world’s history. This time around she flashed her underwear and it wasn’t her doing. During the premiere of the latest Harry Potter movie titled Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Emma Watson offered underwear flash after a gust of wind opened up her Victorian style dress. Notorious London weather blessed downtown London with heavy rain leaving Daniel Radcliffe drenched and Emma Watson exposing her underwear. When an act of nature strikes to expose the underwear of the most gorgeous creature walking the Earth, you know God exists.

The following day, Emma Watson was on The Late Night Show with David Letterman and was asked to explain what was going on in the picture of her with exposed underwear. With her angelic voice bearing super sexy British accent, Emma Watson simply said: “This was a small wardrobe malfunction, that happens. I don’t actually remember when that happened… At least I’m wearing underwear“. God exists, Emma Watson is the proof. Even though if she was not wearing underwear in that photo, we’d know the Earth is coming to an end and is getting immediately upgraded to a paradise.

Check out the video of Emma Watson on David Letterman explaining her underwear flash situation with that ultra sexy accent and a gallery of photos from London’s premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with Emma Watson flashing her underwear:

Barack Obama is notorious for having an absolutely awful taste in women. I mean… look at Michelle Obama. And now this. While French president Nicolas Sarkozy looks like he’s letting out a silent fart, Barack Obama is checking out the ass of a 16 year old Brazilian girl called Mayora Tavares. And that’s where bad taste in women Barack Obama is notorious for kicks in again – that’s a Brazilian ass, Mr. Obama. You think you like that fat ass, but what you don’t know is that there’s a penis skillfully tucked in there somewhere. Those Brazilians are nasty, I tell you. You think you’re checking out a girl, but when the time comes to slide your hand down the slide, you’ll be up for a surprise. Tranny will want to get her turn up your ass too. Besides, the name Mayora Tavares is suspicious on its own.

The photo of Barack Obama checking out the girl is from a moment when G8 delegates were lining up for a group picture with junior G8 delegates and Mayora Tavares managed to squeeze her fat ass in there. I hope the photographer had wide enough lens there. Now that I think of it – that’s maybe why Brazilians have fat asses – cause they tuck their dicks up their own asshole as they try to hide them under the dress, it blocks natural flow of farts and that artificially inflates their asses to a point that you can’t see shit in a photo, just a big, fat Brazilian ass.

Maybe Barack Obama noticed something plugged up Mayora Tavares’ asshole and wasn’t sure what the hell it is and that’s why he’s checking out her ass. Maybe he was gonna tell her – Hey Mayora Tavares, you got dick up your ass. Oops, it’s your own dick… sorry!

And that’s also why Nicolas Sarkozy is pulling that grin – he knows. He knows Mayora Tavares is a tranny and he knows that Barack Obama doesn’t know. He’s laughing his ass off inside knowing Barack Obama is up for a surprise. You’re not looking at a girl when you’re checking out her ass, Barack. You’re not!

Photo by Reuters

Check out this trailer – isn’t that one of the most controversial things you have ever seen? Illegal Use of Hands is a movie about sex offenders. I don’t actually know much about this movie, maybe it’s not even a movie, just a trailer of sorts, like YouTube is full of. Great idea never the less and an awesome way to start a trailer. Illegal Use of Hands does not exist on imdb.com which makes me think it’s just a homemade video, rather than an actual movie, but you never know what could come out of that. Check it out.

Tatiana Kozhevnikova from Russian Novosibirsk holds a world record for lifting a 14 kg glass ball with just her vagina. If she keeps it up, soon enough she’ll be able to lift a man up by his penis with her vagina. Tatiana Kozhevnikova already has a record in the Guinness Book of World’s Records as a Woman with Strongest Vagina in the World. My sources are telling me that she can only use special titanium alloy dildos. All other dildos look like they went through mean grinder after Tatiana Kozhevnikova reached an orgasm. She doesn’t even sigh when she orgasms – her pussy screams itself so neighbors think there’s Tarzan in town. I made all that crap up, but she still is a woman with world’s strongest vagina and can lift 14 kg glass balls by squeezing vaginal muscles.

Tatiana Kozhevnikova says she’s been exercising her vaginal muscles for 15 years. This vaginal fitness allegedly improves sex life – well duh! After Tatiana Kozhevnikova had a child, her vaginal muscle were weak (translation: her pussy was loose like old man’s mouth), so she started to study ancient tricks on how women used to deal with this back then. yes, back then women cared about pleasuring their man. Nowadays you can’t even get a decent blowjob unless you’re gay. She found out that ancient women were sticking wooden balls up their vaginas to achieve tight muscles even after giving birth to many children. Tatiana Kozhevnikova got inspired, saw a glass ball, shoved it up her pussy and worked those muscles until the ball was out. She says it took forever, but now, after 15 years you can put a barb wire in there and she’ll roll it around a coil in no time. That’s what I call a skill. Ancient art of quality blowjob among women may be forever lost, but the art of strong vaginas is still alive, thanks to Tatiana Kozhevnikova.

Video of Tatiana Kozhevnikova lifting glass balls with her vagina and a gallery of photos of this wonder woman are below:

Photos: kp.ru

RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) are investigating an incident from Courtenay, B.C. (British Columbia – a province in Canada where BC Bud is from) in which a 38 year old Jay Phillips was attacked in what the police believe was a racial attack. The video shows the attackers – three young, Caucasian males throwing punching and yelling racial slurs at Jay Phillips who’s of African descent.

Jay Phillips works as a landscaper in Courtenay, a town about 220 km northwest of Victoria. He was walking past the fast food restaurant last Friday when a truck full of people yelling racial slurs passed by. The red truck then pulled over and three males jumped out, surrounded Jay Phillips and confronted him. He was able to fight back and reported the incident to the police so as to prevent such attacks from happening to other kids who may not be able to protect themselves as well as he did.

The video of the attack was posted on YouTube, however who recorded it is not known. After review of the video, the police had said that they were questioning the witnesses and admitted that there may have been racial elements in the attack. Jay Phillips told the media that:

I think everyone should be allowed to walk down the street with their head held up and proud of who they are. Everybody.

During the memorial ceremony at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris came on stage to say a few words about her father and broke down in tears, saying that Michael Jackson was “the best father”. She was comforted by other members of The Jackson’s and taken off stage. This short stage presence of Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris was one of the most powerful moments of today’s memorial ceremony:

I just want to say – ever since I was born, daddy (Michael Jackson) has been the best father you can ever imagine. And I just wanted to say I love him so much…

…and after that Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris collapsed in the arms of Janet Jackson, her aunt. The video of this moment is above, if you didn’t catch the live broadcast of it.

Watch Video Feed with live coverage of Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service and funeral from the Staples Center in Los Angeles (AEG) here. Michael Jackson’s golden casket is at the memorial, no open casket as of this moment.

Nicole Bobek was once a talented figure stater but opted for a short lived career change. According to New Jersey’s Hudson County Prosecutor Edward DeFazio, Nicole Bobek played a vital role in the drug ring that distributed methamphetamine (commonly referred to as meth). Nicole Bobek and 18 other people from the math ring were arrested during a successful drug bust that ended its operation. Prosecutor Edward DeFazio says Nicole Bobek was part of “the upper echelon of this (meth trafficking) ring”.

Nicole Bobek is now 31 year old, but back in her better days (pre math) she did pretty good as figure skater. Her biggest achievement was the title of a US champion in 1995 and a bronze from the World Championships in Figure Skating. The meth ring she was a part of operated primarily in New York where they were selling $10,000 worth of meth per week. The drug was brought to New York from the West Coast. The ring Nicole Bobek was part of may have also been involved in bleaching $1 bills and reprinting them as bills of larger denomination. Counterfeiting equipment and guns that were in rings possession were confiscated by the police.

Nicole Bobek had run ins with the law before. Even as 17 year old she was arrested and charged as a minor with first degree home invasion. She’s currently being held in New Jersey on a $200,000 bond where she was extradited from Florida as fugitive from justice. If found guilty, Nicole Bobek could face up to 10 year in prison. What sad end to what once was a decent figure skater. Meth’s not good for you, m’kay?