Beer Steak Bullshit

Yeah right. Tyra Banks is so full of crap. Last night on America’s Next Top Model, Tyra Banks told the girls that their very first photoshoot would be to portray homeless young women and their struggle. In her utter bullshitness, Tyra said this was an issue that’s really close to her heart, because a year ago she volunteered to be homeless for a day as part of Tyra Bank’s Show.

What a bunch of crap. She calls this a personal issue? She only played homeless for a day for her own self promotion and promotion of her little show. She’s even using America’s Next Top Model show to promote Tyra Bank’s show and herself. She’s so self focused it’s ridiculous. Wait for what will come next. I betcha every other photoshoot will be “close to her heart”. She’s full of shit!

Video above is of Tyra telling the girls crap about how she knows what it’s like to be homeless and the pics below are from the homeless shoot itself.

Pic of Tyra Banks Homeless

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The hairdo is puke-worthy, but let’s not get there for now. Amanda Overmyer is one of American Idol Contestants and she’s totally awesome. Her cool history is questionable to say the least… let’s just say she knows what jails look like from inside the cell. But it wasn’t too bad, only 6 hours for DUI. Her blood test came back with wonderful figures – 0.108… legal limit is 0.08!

Traffic offenses seem to be the weakness of Amanda Overmyer. Aside from drinking and driving she also managed to drive her car at 100mph in a 45mph zone and running a red. And people wander where “female drivers” mockery jokes came from.

Do you remember the Moment of Truth Blonde from yesterday, who admitted in front of millions of people and her husband that she was cheating on his and would like to be married to somebody else? Her name is Lauren Cleri and she only went to do that for the money and potential new job offers. She went live on TV to admit she was a slut and ended up with $0 because she’s not a good person, contrary to what she thinks of herself.

Howard Schultz, the producer of Moment of Truth talked to disappointed Lauren Cleri after the show, after she’d lost the money and she told to him that she wanted out of her marriage. But apparently this was not the primary reason why she went on the show. The lie detector found her telling the truth sixteen times, but she was lying about being a good person.

Well, since she didn’t win any money, maybe she’ll at least get job offers out of this all. Slutty blonds who sleep around are always sought for by MILF porn producers. She could do well. I wouldn’t be surprised if some adult studios actually contacted her. Expect Lauren Cleri sex tape pretty soon.

Lauren’s husband Frank Cleri was present while she admitted she cheated on him. He’s a cop in New York and he suspected there could be something going on with his wife behind his back, but he didn’t think it would come to light in front of entire nation. The future of their marriage is uncertain.

I totally love Gary Busey. He owned everyone at Oscars. We have first reported with the video of Gary Busey owning Ryan Gaycrest and now the bad man is back completely owning an 11 years old. In the video above, the team of little girls from Starzlife.com – new celebrity gossip website run by little kids – approached Gary Busey at an Oscar’s afterparty with hopes for a little interview. And Gary Busey didn’t give no poop. He totally owned little 11 years old reporter.

The girl was trying to ask him what his take on certain young celebrities, such as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears was, but it was a bit too loud there and girls were just little, not used to big gathering like that, so Gary just swept them off their feet telling them he had no idea what the f%$k their question was. Frankly, their question was a bit unclear, and if you’re approaching an intoxicated celebrity, particularly bad ass celebrity like Gary Busey, you better have your shit figured out. Or else you’re gonna end up owned. Which was the case of those little girls.

Gary eventually registered the question and went on a charade spewing lots of crap on them little celebrities in question. He totally wiped them off the table like they were useless handkerchiefs.

Gary was then asked by the girl to give their site a shout out and he sent them to hell. He even grabbed at their camera and pushed it down. Lol, so much ownage – hilarious video to watch

I don’t normally watch Moment of Truth, but this was fun. Last night there was this blonde and it was quite hilarious. Blonde’s husband was there, and her ex-boyfriend asked her if she should be married to him instead of her husband. The blonde sais – YES. And the voice said it was TRUE.

The host then asked her if she had sexual relationship with another guy while she was married to her husband. Again, she says YES and the voice from beyond confirmed she was telling the truth.

The blonde was looking at a nice chunk of money being at $200k, she decided to continue with the show and when she was asked if she was a good person, she said yes (her husband was shaking head in “NO”) and the voice said it was FALSE. Haha, she lost the dough. But it was nice to see a whore admitting that she was a whore. Too bad she got no change in return. Hillarious never the less.

Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) received an award for his role in theater play Equus yesterday. During the awards show, the host James Corden grabbed at Daniel Radcliffe and totally sucked on his lips with the gayest of all gay kisses. That was a big time French kiss and Daniel didn’t even resist. He just went with it. Maybe he’s good actor and just goes with whatever life brings without drama. But maybe he’s into all that gay kissing and actually liked it. That was an unexpected ambush though and James Corden wouldn’t even let go of Harry Potter. He was just counting all his teeth with a tongue like he was getting paid for it. Nice gay video… But DAMN!

Gary Busey is the name of an actor who played the villain in first Spiderman movie opposite Tobey McGuire. This video is form tonight’s Oscar’s Awards ceremony. Ryan Gaycrest was on the red carpet attempting to interview Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney and Gary Busey chimed in making him look like a complete ass. It was hilarious. Garry must have been smoking funny shit to have a good time like that. Oh boy, yet another Oscar’s night.

When Ashlee Simpson released her single Outta My Head which was produced by Timbaland it did catch on and turned out to be a complete failure. To make up for this fiasco, Ashlee and her emo boyfriend Pete Wentz from the most annoying band in the universe – Fall Out Boy, took a different path quickly released new single Lil’ Miss Obsessive. You can tell Pete Wentz influenced the song and even though still ridiculously annoying, it’s nothing like other “work” of Ashlee Simpson.

Tom from Plain White Ts does male harmonies to accompany Ashlee’s voice in the song and it kind of adds up to a decent tune. I think this song will do fine for Ashlee.

Yesterday’s Tyra Banks show took place outside with a little fire going. Women circled around a barrel and threw their bras into the fire to burn them down. The campaign was aimed at increasing awareness about many women wearing wrong size bras. Not sure burning bras down and polluting air is the right way to go here, Tyra.

No boobies have been exposed in this video

New “Sex and the City” trailer was released today. It’s longer and tells much more about the movie.