What’s up with all these famous people growing pubes on their faces. John Travolta showed his facial pubes off just last Saturday and now the great LA Galaxy striker David Beckham himself let the pubes grow all over his face and chin. What’s up with that? Have I missed something? Am I expected to grow pubic hair on my face too? I hate that shit. As if my chest was not hairy enough already.

Shave it off already, Becks.

Further Reading:

• Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis at 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony
• John Travolta Has Pubes for Mustache