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Lesley Visser – This is What Top US Female SportsCaster Looks Like

Happy — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:39:05 +0000

Lesley Visser has been voted the #1 US female sportcaster. The photo above is of Lesley Visser – that’s what top felame sportcaster in the US looks like. Not bad, eh? Now take a look at Federica Fontana – The Italian SportsCaster. People who voted for Lesley Visser are probably the same people who voted for Angelina Jolie as the sexiest female actor. Ewww!

In all fairness to Lesley Visser – it’s hard to compare any female to Federica Fontana so it’s all good. Given that she’s 56 year old – she looks pretty fine for her age. Doing sportscasts for CBS, Lesley Visser beat 36 finalists to become the No 1 voted female sportscaster in the US, followed by Andrea Kremer of NBC, Robin Roberts of ABC and ESPN, Michele Tafoya of ESPN and Hannah Storm of ESPN. Gratz

United Arab Emirates Torture Tape – Extreme Brutality of UAE Royal Sheikh Issa (video)

Happy — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 06:38:56 +0000

Have you thought of taking a trip to the United Arab Emirates? Well, think again! Despite it’s apparent glamour, the United Arab Emirates is a country where even members of royal family practice brutal torture. Royal Sheikh Issa seen in a photo above put a man through extremely brutal torture and had it all filmed on camera so he could watch it later. The torture was assisted by UAE police officer and was obviously fully supported by the royals as actions of Sheikh Issa were classified as “correctly followed”. Take a look at the video below and tell me if this is something you would aprove of. Is this a country you would want to travel to?

Sheikh Issa Bin Zayed Al Nayhan is a member of UAE royal family. His father Zayed Bin Sultan Al Nahyan is the president of United Arab Emirates and his brother Mohammed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan is the crown prince. In a video tape obtained by Houston, Texas businessman Bassam Nabulsi, Sheikh Issa is seen torturing a man in the middle of the desert. It’s dark outside and there’s only light coming from a nearby car. Bassam Nabulsi claims the video was taped by Sheikh Issa’s brother who is given instructions to come closer and get details of the torture so Sheikh Issa could re-watch it when he returns to the palace.

The name of tortured man is Mohammed Shah Poor and he’s a grain merchant from Afghanistan. Mohammed Shah Poor had his feet tied with a rope by UAE police officer. While he was tied up, Sheikh Issa pressed his knee against his head and force-fed him the sand from the desert. To keep tortured man really scared, Sheikh Issa kept firing rounds from an automatic weapon into the sand within immediate proximity of Mohammed Shah Poor. That was just the beginning. The best was yet to come.

After initial torture, Sheikh Issa took a cattle prod and forced it into the anus of Mohammed Shah Poor which was turned up after insertion. After that Sheikh Issa beat the man with a wooden prank which had protruding nails on it. Having ripped tortured man’s by sharp nails, Sheikh Issa then proceeded to pour salt into the bleeding wounds. Abused, beaten and bleeding, Mohammed Shah Poor was lying half unconscious in the sand, when Sheikh Issa proceeded to run him over several times with his fancy Mercedes SUV. There are certain torture scenes that were not shown on the broadcast tape, but later into the torture, Sheikh Issa poured lighter fluid over Mohammed Shah Poor’s genitals and set them alight.

Bassam Nabulsi, a businessman who smuggled the torture video out of UAE alleges that he was also subjected to torture after his relationship with Sheikh Issa turned sour. He claims that Sheikh Issa tortured Mohammed Shah Poor because he felt that the man overcharged him for grain he was looking to purchase.

After international pressure against United Arab Emirates, the torture tape was reviewed by the UAE government who released following statement:

all rules, policies and procedures were followed correctly by the Police Department.

Wow, United Arab Emirates definitely sounds like a fair country to visit. I care less about Burj Al Arab – the only 7 star hotel in the world being in Dubai, I care less about man made islands in the shape of the palm tree that can be seen from the space. This fancy cover hides the real United Arab Emirates – a country where torture is readily practiced by the royals and victims get no justice. That’s what true United Arab Emirates is all about and I hope everyone reconsiders their travels before it’s your turn to get taken to the desert and have the testicules set on fire by a royal sheikh.

The video depicting extreme brutality of UAE royal Sheikh Issa as he’s torturing a helpless man in the desert is below. Be warned that the video contains images of extremely gruesome nature that many people could find offensive. It’s footage from ABC News program called Nightline so the most horrific images have been removed. Still, the tape shows true face of United Arab Emirates and that face is not pretty. Don’t take this warning lightly.

Lost Actor Henry Ian Cusick Sued for Sexual Harassment by Chelsea Stone

Happy — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:51:06 +0000

I have a special sense that allows to me to spot gold diggen from leagues away. Chelsea Stone has that shit written all over her vagina. Stupid worthless ho who is unable to otherwise make it has decided that the only way she’ll get attention is if she goes all in and sues someone famouos. Scottish actor Henry Ian Cusick was the closest by so he took the hit and is now sued by Chelsea Stone for sexual harassment. Fucking gold-diggers, they’ve got no morals, no honor left, nothing.

Former ABC employee Chelsea Stone sustains that 42 year old Henry Ian Cusick who plays Desmond Hume in “Lost” groped her and she was subsequently fired from ABC. No dumb whore, you were fired cause you are useless and now you’re pissed and don’t know what to do so you’ve dug up a story from the past that you could use in a lawsuit. Sexual harassment sounded like an easy reason to sue – Henry Ian Cusick probably ran into you when your clumsy ass got in his way and you call it harassment. I know stupid worthless hos when I see them and they all play the same bullshit that screams into miles ahead of them.

According to Chelsea Stone, actor Henry Ian Cusick rubbed his head against her tits and when she complained to a supervisor, she was told to stay away from the actor and 12 days later got a notice and was fired from the position at ABC where she worked since 1997. Fucking newb. If you have a job at the TV station you should already know the drill. That Chelsea Stone is so full of shit it hurts.

Chelsea Stone believes she was fired because of the incident and aside from a sexual harassment lawsuit against Henry Ian Cusick, she also filed a lawsuit against ABC and Grass Skirt Productions for firing her ass without any clear reason.

If You Seek Amy – New Britney Spears Song Explained

Happy — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:34:51 +0000

New Britney Spears song titled If You Seek Amy (in video below) is raising eyebrows and I can’t help but give kudos to Britney Spears. Girl is a genius. This is show business 101, she knows what she’s doing and she’s doing it right.

Britney Spears used a little word game to put together a song that offended enough people to get massive media attention. Media attention brings If You Seek Amy to people like me, who would never otherwise listen to it, because music of Britney Spears does not give me a hard on. That’s why I think Britney Spears truly deserves the fame she gets – cause she’s doing it right. Now let’s take a look at If You Seek Amy – it took me a minute to get it so I have to explain it to you, in case your brain is in your pants too.

The stand alone title of the song If You Seek Amy doesn’t really suggest all that much, but it starts making perfect sense when you put it in context in which Britney Spears signs the line. It goes something like this (excerpt from If You Seek Amy lyrics):

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to If You Seek Amy

If you say these lyrics fast enough or repeatedly several times, you’ll get what Britney Spears is saying right away. She’s awesome. She’s basically talking about boys and girls wanting to fuck her:

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to F*U*C*K ME

Britney Spears gets exactly what she needs and what she was aiming for with If You Seek Amy – controversy. The Parents Television Council is already complaining and wants the song off the air between 6 am and 10 pm saying it violates indecency laws. Give me a break you bunch of fucking prudes… However, it plays off well for Britney Spears. Everybody, whether fans of shitty music or not now wants to check out what If You Seek Amy is all about. Could she have promoted her own shitty music better? No damn way!

If You Seek Amy doesn’t even have a video to accompany it yet and is already on Billboard Top 100. The single appears on New Britney Spears album titled Circus. Fan made video to If You Seek Amy is below.

Britney Spears pic is from Good Morning America on ABC. Photo credit: Bryan Bedder for Getty Images

Diane Sawyer Drunk on Good Morning America (Video)

Happy — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:12:02 +0000

Diane Sawyer pulled off some form of drunk stunt on Good Morning America this morning. The video below was compiled together by good folks over at Gawker and it appears as though Diane Sawyer enjoyed free booze at The Inaugural Balls to the point that she was still drunk in the morning when the time came for her to run the show. Drunk or not, ABC put her on the air letting her mumbo jumbo fly. But really… was Diane Sawyer drunk or did she just fooled us all?

ABC claims that Diane Sawyer did not attend any ball. She spent whole night reporting and pulled off full 24 hours on the air. She must be playing with us or something. If Diane Sawyer wasn’t drinking, then why does she sound like she’s having worst hangover in the universe? And why did ABC put her on the air? Does this happen when you work 24 hours straight or was there really some booze involved and bitch is both tired and drunk? Either way, Diane Sawyer is annoying and someone should punch her in the face already!

Brooke Smith Fired from Grey’s Anatomy

Happy — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:09:57 +0000

Brooke Smith, an actress who portrayed Dr. Erica Hahn on Grey’s Anatomy may be taken off the show. ABC executives say they didn’t like Brooke Smith’s character and wanted Grey’s Anatomy without her. I’m not sure if it’s her lesbian nature that they didn’t like (or not enough lesbianism) but obviously someone at ABC’s got the stick up their ass.

I find Brooke Smith a great actress and think Grey’s Anatomy will lack without her, but the show must go on. There’s nothing unusual about characters coming and going. That’s the nature of the beast. Brooke seems talented and ready to rub vagina’s at the right places. She’s gonna fill herself in soon. She’s real, many women can relate to her. I can’t. I have a dick. I’d cuddle with her lesbian vagina though.

The video below has Brooke Smith as Dr. Hahn after sexual awakening. It’s weird and funny at the same time. When she talks about green blobs turning to leaves and says “you are glasses” I just wish I could shove it right up her ass. She’ll be missed

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska Voted Off Dancing with the Stars 2008

Happy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:59:40 +0000

Somebody was bound to get voted off Dancing with the Stars 2008 and this time around it was Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska. She sounds like she’s Polish or something. Not big loss.

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska were voted off Dancing with the Stars before they got a chance to do their quickstep. That kind of suck for Jeffrey Ross, cause dude practiced it hard core and didn’t even perform it. I’m not sad about Edyta Sliwinska and her elimination. She’s hot and all, but looks too plastic and full of herself. The loss of Jeffrey Ross is a bit sader, cause the guy is funny and brought good times to otherwise sucky program on ABC television.

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska video is below.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager

admin — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:25:48 +0000

The Secret Life of the American Teenager episode 2 was shown the other night and has proven to be just as diabolically awful as the first one. But that’s why we like it. “You see like there’s this girl named Amy who’s suuuch a band geek…” Well there is but that’s the twist, Amy is a band geek but is actually the naughty girl that got pregnant, whilst hot wants to wait until she’s married.

Despite this twist “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” is still full of over played stereotypes and at times painful acting, but judging by statistics the ABC family show seems to be a hit with its audience already and the tackling of teenage emotional issues still seems a viable concept.

The “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” plot centers around six teenagers as they face the hardest thing in life – GROWING UP. There’s the bad boy Ricky, getting it on with the bad girl Majorette Adrian. The nice guy Ricky Richardson (why not just call him Timmy O’Tool) who doesn’t know Amy is pregnant with his child (poor him, he should have used a condom). And the two best friends who obviously know what’s right for them both. Did I mention one is a hot prissy cheerleader?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager airs every Tuesday at 8pm on ABC.

The trailer for The Secret Life of the American Teenager is below:

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United Arab Emirates Torture Tape – Extreme Brutality of UAE Royal Sheikh Issa (video)

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Lost Actor Henry Ian Cusick Sued for Sexual Harassment by Chelsea Stone

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If You Seek Amy – New Britney Spears Song Explained

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