Beer Steak Bullshit

This is Whitney Houston? Really? Shouldn’t she have denture falling out of her mouth and labia hanging over her underwear? That can’t be her!

The picture above is supposed to be the cover for Whitney Houston’s new album titled Undefeated. I’m not entirely sure what it is I’m missing here, but Whitney either hired an insane team of photoshop artists or she’s just returned from the deep forests of far east where she’d spent time with tribe secret monks who know the secret to eternal youth.

That would also explain the title – “Undefeated”. She’s gain some supernatural powers out in that wilderness. There’s probably a giant “cougar” hiding behind her heel. Run, Whitney Houston’ll get you…