Imagine you’re watching American Idol and are ready to give your favorite performer a vote by calling the number provided on the screen. You pick up your phone and dial the sequence exactly as displayed on your tube. Next thing you hear is a woman telling you how much you make her horny and how she’s stroking your cock till you cum all over her big, bouncy boobs. Yeah, sex scandals don’t avoid American idol either. And I’m sure this is not the first, nor the last American Idol Sex Scandal, it’s just the most current. What exactly happened?
According to Ryan Seacrest, who posted this message on his Twitter, the American Idol phone number 1866-IDOLS-13 that viewers of the show should dial in order to vote for their talent is actually a sex phone line. I have never tried that phone number, I prefer internet sex to phone sex, somehow the idea of an unattractive 56 year old talking dirty to you, pretending she was a naughty 19 year old doesn’t excite me, but apparently the number above as well as the one with 00 at the end take the dialer to a sex line where a female voice greets you with:
“Hey there, sexy guy… Hot horny girls are waiting right now to talk to you. Lie back, baby. Relax…”
American Idol Sex Scandal is going to be addressed tonight and new numbers will be introduced. in the meantime, if you’re a parent of underage kids who like to watch American Idol and vote for their favorite, make sure you are around and pretend the phone doesn’t work at least until new numbers are introduced. It would be no fun to have your 11 year old get into a conversation with a lady who makes her living by talking dirty to callers.
Listen to the audio with Ryan Seacrest who uncovers the American Idol Sex Scandal below. It contains the recording from the sex line you would reach if you dialed the number:
Diana DeGarmo participated in season three of the American Idol when she was 16. She ended up second and went on to have a successful career as an actress on Broadway.
Diana DeGarmo is now 21 year old and her success at the American Idol four years ago opened up some doors which lead to a score of roles in New York theaters. Fantasia Barrino, a girl who beat Diana DeGarmo and won season three of the American Idol is also in New York and also having a successful acting career going on Broadway.
Howard Stern did an interview with Diana DeGarmo this morning in which she talked about her acting and how everything fell nicely in place for her. Talk about great start to life at the age of 16. Lucky girl. Best of luck to her.
They say it’s official. The naughty penis of Dr. Travis Stork has enjoyed the pleasures of rubbing the insides of lusty vagina of Carrie Underwood. The 2006 Bachelor and The Doctors co-host Dr. Travis Stork is reportedly dating American Idol winner and popular country singer Carrie Underwood. I can totally hear the genitals flapping as I wrote about it. These two must do wild things in bed.
36 year old Travis Stork had its run at The Bachelor and picked Sarah Stone who proved to have incompatible genitalia. Her pussy juices did not match the PH of Travis Stork’s Naughty Penis so their romance was over before The Bachelor came to a close. They say the weekend in Paris was bad ass, though. I doubt any mention worthy genital juices exchange took part though.
Carrie Underwood won season 4 of American Idol and she’s been just growing in popularity since. Her award collection now contains Teen Choice Award and Billboard Music Awards and Country Music Awards and Academy of Country Music Awards and God knows what else. Simply put, she knows how to suck cock and probably sing too.
Carrie Underwood’s vaginal powers are now subject to routine medical scrutiny under supervision of Dr. Travis Stork himself. My unnamed sources say she can… wait, that’s too juicy for this site! If they go on, the stork is gonna deliver children… Get it? The stork 
Paris Bennett Gave Birth to a Baby Girl Named Egypt
From Paris to Egypt. American Idol star Paris Bennett gave birth to a baby girl whom she named Egypt. I wander if that’s her revenge for her parents giving her a geographical location name.
Associate press is reporting that 20 year old Paris Bennett got man sperm in her vagina so bad it made her pregnant and now she spawned a kid in a hospital in Minneapolis. She was in labor for 5 hours. This is her first kid.
Paris Bennett was a contestant in season five of American Idol and finished fifth. There’s too many fives in that. But consider this – had I not just said above that Paris Bennett was in labor for five hours? Plus how many letters do names Paris and Egypt consist of? Is anyone else surprised that little Egypt weighted “5 pounds” and fifteen ounces when born? Paris Bennett should play the lottery and pick all the numbers with 5 in it.
Kara who? Kara DioGuardi? Who the f%&k is she again? Or better yet – who the f%$k she was, cause we know who she is now. Kara DioGuardi is new American Idol judge. That’s right, Kara DioGuardi will spend the eight’s season of the American Idol (premieres in January 2009 on FOX) sitting on a judge stool right next to the likes of Paula Abdul and other creeps – Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson.
Kara DioGuardi Profile – What is she known for?
Kara DioGuardi is a singer and songwriter with quite a career, just nobody knows about her. At least not unless you listen to some of the gayest music. Look at the list of artists Kara DioGuardi collaborated with – Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Carlos Santana, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Enrique Iglesias, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Clay Aiken, Jonas Brothers and more. They all could get together and film gay porn.
Kara DioGuardi also did two songs for “Cheetah Girls 3: One World” – movie soundtrack. The songs were titled “Cheetah Love” and “I’m the One”.
Cecile Frot-Coutaz, Producer of American Idol says they’ve wanted to have four judges straight from season one. I guess Paula Abdul’s gonna freak out now that she’s got competition. Congrats to Kara DioGuardi for joining the crazy team and becoming an American Idol Judge.
I kind of expected it and I have to admit I’m happy. Syesha Mercado has the most irritating voice and overall sounds too creepy. Now she’s bye bye from American Idol and there are last two contestants left – American’s favorite gay couple – David Archuleta and David Cook. One of them gays will become the American Idol. Grrrrr
David Archuleta probably got few extra million votes out of plain sympathy. If it was him who got eliminated tonight, his daddy would beat the shit out of him. He’s totally going to win. I don’t care anymore at all. Any gay is better than Syesha Mercado. She’s just plain…….. I’d fuck her though.
That’s right. Jason Castro, The only contestant on American Idol that I could actually stand (I didn’t like him, but I could stand him) was eliminated today. That means we have Syesha Mercado, David Cook and David Archuleta left as top 3 of American Idol. The video of Jason’s elimination is above. At least he didn’t whine like those bitches in previous editions who burst into tears and go wahh, wahh like they’re hired to create emotions. Jason Castro for president!
Ryan Seacrest mentioned that almost 51 million votes have been cast to decide which one of top four contestants will not make it to top three. And America decided that it will be the dread locked one. His final performance kind of showed where he had the entire masquerade – up his bong. He could end up like Chris Daughtry – not winning the idol, but being actually the only one to make it in music.
Syesha was given one more week of hope before she proves to everyone that she can’t be next American Idol.
What’s up with that? Kristy Lee Cook blows fat big cock. How come her torturous singing has not been kicked out of American Idol yet?
Kristy Lee Cook completely butchered song Journey last week on American Idol. But that was nothing compared to last night when she launched her audio torture by nuking “8 Days A Week”. I don’t care that she’s fuckable hot, she can’t hold her tone and listening to her is worse than receiving bad blowjob.
She probably licks judges assholes cause they don’t seem to mock the fuck out of her as much as she deserves. Please, kick Kristy Lee Cook out of American Idol already. This is disgrace.
This is the end of Danny Noriega’s career as American Idol. He was sent home and it was because America didn’t vote for him (people had enough of gayness it seems) and not because of his friendly Christmas Wish.
Daniel Noriega, that faggy chick slash emo kid of a dude and a contestant of American Idol recorded this Christmas wish video before he got on American Idol. He posted it on MySpace to fix up his emo insecurities but now that the video got picked up by bloggers he pulled it down. However it was saved and can still be found on YouTube (watch it before someone goes cry-baby at the youtube admins).
Danny Noriega pretty much has a Christmas song going in the background and which he rolls his eyes to it. When Danny goes “All right, enough” the music stop and he proceeds to the Christmas wish itself. And what did Daniel Noriega had to wish us all?
Well he reminds us that he’s making a Christmas video because it’s almost Christmas and he would like to wish all of the guys a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (he sort of sings that part). Then he cut to the cheese by saying:
“OK, fuck that shit. I hope Santa Claus rapes your fucking mother and I hope you all get coal, because you’re all pieces of shit, Bah!” He ends it with a cute smile for us all to enjoy.
