Beer Steak Bullshit

I have recently returned from a vacation in the Dominican Republic but was not blessed with a sight of a drunk guy on a beach who’d be trying to put his pants on as a shirt. I mean – I no longer laugh at aged dudes in Speedos, cause I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger either, but why am I deprived of seeing hilarious shit like that is beyond me.

You can tell that this dude made for the trip of people recording this video. This was the most unforgettable part of their vacation. Screw the beach, screw swimming in the ocean, screw skimpily clad big ass bitches – it’s all worth shit compared to a drunk guy putting his pants on as a shirt. The epic struggle of several minutes also attracted little boy with a camera phone who also just had time of his life happen there.

Then a random bypasser tries to show compassion and help drunk guy put on his… what he thinks is a shirt at a time. Drunk dude already has both pants on his arms but that stupid piece of garment would not just wrap around his tanned, Speedo clad beach body. So good Samaritan is helping him out, but the shirt just wouldn’t unfold. Then the solution to the mystery of a stubborn shirt come – the Samaritan takes the shirt off drunk guy and reveals to him that it’s his pants he trying to put on. The Samaritan either near puked from grabbing at cum stained white shorts or got a hard on. I’m betting on a hard on. He kind of looks homosexual. If we stick around the internet long enough, we’ll probably stumble upon their home made video of what took place after tropical sun went down. Such good times await you at your vacation.

After many speculations it’s now official – Tesla Motors has named its fully electric five passenger car Tesla Model S. The announcement was made during the press conference in San Carlos, California where the headquarters of Tesla Motors is. California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was one of the announcers along with California Treasurer Bill Lockyer and two chiefs from Tesla Motors – Ze’ev Drori, CEO and Elon Musk, the chairman of the innovative automotive company.

The original plan was to manufacture Tesla Model S in New Mexico, but the production was brought back to California, much to the disappointment of New Mexico governor Bill Richardson (can’t be said about Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger who could not conceal the joy over the steal). This of course plays better for Tesla Motors as a company anyway, since now their headquarters as well as the assembly plant will be close to each other.

California of course had a good share in attracting production of Tesla Model S back to its state by offering the company incentives that New Mexico was not able to match – those include tax exempts for for green car manufacturers as well as special grants to help train employees. According to California state treasurer spokes person, these incentives could save Tesla Motors up to $9 million.

Tesla Model S is looking good. It can drive for 225 miles on a single charge and comes at a fair cost of $60,000.