Beer Steak Bullshit

These are the pictures of Dominique Dicaprio everybody is abuzz about. I don’t know what the deal is actually – I don’t like her one bit. She’s got that really unflattering appeal to her. Kind of reminds me of that hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and when someone has “whore” written all over herself, it gives me no buzz whatsoever.

Dominique Dicaprio won the prestigious title of Miss Howard TV for October 2009. What? You’ve never heard of Miss Howard TV pageant? Don’t worry. Just about nobody did. That’s why it’s a suitable competition for hotties of the ranks of Dominique Dicaprio.

The photos of Dominique Dicaprio in a gallery below are not the official Miss Howard TV photos. Those should be released shortly, but are not yet available. These photos are just what there is so far on the internet of this nobody. Once Miss Howard TV for October 2009 official photos are released, I don’t expect them to look any better than these here. But then again, I may be surprised. I’ve seen skilled photographers and photoshoppers pull magic on some truly nasty skanks.

Big controversy in South Carolina – Mark Sanford, the Republican governor disappeared and nobody knew where he was. He was last seen by his wife Jenny Sanford, who said Mark Sanford took off in a black SUV last Thursday and there’s been no word from him since. They know how to rock and roll in South Carolina.

Jenny Sanford told the Associated Press that her husband Mark Sanford wrote a nite that he wanted to get away from the kids and have a little space for himself. When asked about his disappearance, the spokes person for the governor’s office said that South Carolina Governor was “taking some time away from the office”.

Mark Sanford was unreachable on either of his cell phones – a personal one and a state issued one. After 4 days of not having heard from him, the case of South Carolina Governor’s disappearance has started to turn peculiar. But it was all needless.

Mark Sanford’s communication director Joel Sawyer told the press today that the governor will be returning to his office tomorrow. What an anticlimactic end to a mysterious case of vanished state official. The word is that the governor spent his time hiking along the Appalachian Trail and when he called to check in with his chief of staff, he was shocked to hear that his little trip attracted so much interest. Joel Sawyer said that: “It would be fair to say the governor was somewhat taken aback by all of the interest this trip has gotten,”

I say: “It would be fair to check whether Ashley Alexandra Dupre or other governor facilitator has gone missing at the same time”

Photo of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford by Getty Images

Why have I not thought of that myself? I always wanted to be a gynecologist and spend my entire days exploring vaginas of random woman. But I guess you can’t play the game for too long. If you’re not an expert gynecologist and just pretend to be one to play with labia, someone’s gonna notice your drool and hear vibrating bullet in your ass and your ass is gonna get busted. Just like the ass of Zalman Silber – a wealthy businessman from New York. Hope he got a chance to pull his butt plug out before the bust. Wait… he may have enjoyed it. Nevermind.

Zalman Silber opened a gynecology office on Park Avenue in Manhattan back in 2004 and “treated” two women of 24 and 18 years. He fooled the bitches by telling them that the exams were part of some medical survey and they ate it with desert.

His normal job, that makes him shit loads of money is the tourist attraction he owns in the Empire State Building. It offers visitors to take a virtual flight through New York. If he’s so well off, why wouldn’t he pay for a hooker? I hear Ashley Alexandra Dupre is quite popular at it. She takes it in the ass too. They could shove butt plugs to each other’s anal cavity.

Zalman Silber was arrested. All other doctors (legitimate ones) from the area were surprised to see one of them arrested and then they found out he was a fake gynecologist.

Any women in New York eager to take special survey exams?

This video is a porn parody by Hustler Video on Eliot Spitzer’s Scandal involving Emperor’s Club prostitution ring and a $5000 an hour hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

Governor (or should I say – ex-governor) Eliot Spitzer is clearly obsessed with pussy and hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre is clearly obsessed with money. He needs pussy, she has it. She needs money, he has it. What a G** Damn match in heaven, isn’t it? Too bad his lines a tapped and he’s getting his ass busted.

The spoof is titled “The Elliot Splitz-Her Story” and is actually kind of funny and very well done. The governor is played by an established porn movie veteran Mike Horner who has the most amazing way of saying the word “nuts”. Kind of funny to watch

There you have it. You ask for it, we deliver. Girls Gone Wild Video Footage of Super Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

TMZ says Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s lawyer Don Buchwald confirmed that whore’s birthday is on April 30 (she was born in 1985) and since the video footage was filmed sometime during spring break between March 13 and March 20, 2003 the whore was still 17 at the time the video was recorded.

According to Joe Francis who spent time in Jail, Florida law allows for filming of 17 years old in any state of undress, as long as she consents and no sexual conduct takes place. It is not specified whether such footage can be sold though as porn for profit.

Joe Francis is reportedly looking into the matter to make sure everything is fine and dandy before the video of hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre is offered to the public. She’s such a whore. And a jailbait.

Here we go. We have just reported that Girl Gone Wilde have footage of hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and here they are for your viewing pleasures.

There is no doubt that Ashley Alexandra Dupre was born to be a whore. The Girls Gone Wild images may depict the hooker either just as he reached 18 years of age, or possibly before that. You can tell she’s a cheap whore, it’s just funny how quickly she turned from cheap whore to expensive whore.

These pictures date back to spring break of 2003. Girls Gone Wild rented a beach house in Panama City, Florida for a month which they used to film material for their videos. At that time there was a lot of heat around Joe francis and Girls Gone Wilde and many GGW crew ended up going to jail.

It was in the middle of this mess when 17 years old Ashley Alexandra Dupre entered the world of Girls Gone Wild because she ran away from home and had no cash so whoring herself out was about the only thing she could do.

She was allowed to GGW beach house but some were aware that she was underage so she was just “helping along” but was not filmed. Few days later, Joe Francis has an interview with a magazine so he went to grab 2 random chicks to have pics with them taken in a hot tub. He managed to grab at our underage hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and started stripping her naked. When he was told by GGW crew members that she was a kid, he got allegedly mad and kicked her out of the house.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre was booted the almighty Joe the douche Francis and went to take her sobbing prostitution elsewhere. But as it turns out, there is a footage of her (likely form before she was 18) when she was on the GGW bus to the beach house. These are the screenshots form the mess. She’s gross. Imagine how many filthy dicks she took in her pussy. Fucking gross

Pics Copyright GirlsGoneWild.com

World’s favorite douchebag and a crapper behind Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis offered world’s most popular hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million for her fat ass to share a story with GGW. As it turns out, douche Joe Francis just saved himself a million, cause one of his employees went through old archives and found shit loads of footage of the whore Ashley Dupre who spent one week of whoring the shit out of herself on a Girls Gone Wild bus right after she turned 18. What a bonus.

So the hooker has had itchy pussy ever since she found out where it’s located, probably spent her entire childhood whoring herself and could not wait until she turned 18 so she could start selling her overused hooker body for money. And she sold it for a lot.

Girls Gone Wild have one week worth of footage of hooker Ashley Dupre and they’re gonna cash out on that shit big time. To mne, that whore is not worth more than rum and coke. If I saw her in a bar, I could buy her a drink for a blowjob, but if that wouldn’t do the trick, I’d move on to someone who actually looks half decent. She’s worth shit. Can’t believe Eliot Spitzer paid the whore $5000 an hour… and it cost him his warm seat as a Governor of New York.

Charlie Sheen, one of big time Hollywood celebrities has just been dragged to become part of Eliot Spitzer’s Scandal.

Emperor’s Club pimp came forth with new revelations regarding the most popular hooker in the world – $5000 an hour worth of ass called Kristen, real name Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

41 years old pimp Jason Itzler claims that Ashley Alexandra Dupre was booked to polish the penis Charlie Sheen two years ago and she wasn’t the only one. Charlie Sheen paid for a threesome so Ashley Alexandra Dupre (at the time bearing hooker name “Victoria”) was joined by another hooker called Cheryl.

According to pimp Jason Itzler, Charlie Sheen paid $20 000 for his threesome and requested the girls be dressed as cheerleaders. Both prostitutes were ordered to chant his name during sex acts, which went something like this – ‘Charlie! Charlie! He’s our man. If he can’t do it, nobody can!’

Charlie Sheen is a beast in bed. He must have been taken to a football match one time too many as a kid. He probably had a crush on some hot cheerleader ass and never got his fantasies fulfilled so he ended up paying $20 grand to make up for that shit. And that whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre got to polish his dong while her hooker mate was jumping up and down like a monkey chanting Charlie’s name. How’s that for a mental picture.

Charlie Sheen also must have watched one too many cheap porn flicks and wished to be a director, cause he got his hookers to perform lesbian deeds while he pretended to be filming it.

Even though name of the hooker has not been known till today, after Eliot Spitzer’s scandal, the story of Charlie Sheen using hookers surfaced over 2 years ago. He admitted to using hookers, but denied the story as it was told. He’s such a sex beast.

Look at this ho. Ashley Alexandra Dupre used to charge $5000 to suck governor Eliot Spitzer’s cock and now she’s become a celebrity overnight. Life is sweet for her, it seems. The offers to appear on pages of prestigious adult magazines are already coming.

Diane Silberstein – president and publisher of Penthouse Magazine Group said she would like 22-years old high price hooker Kristen aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre on the pages of Pentouse magazine. Diane also said that Penthouse would consider plastering her hooker body on their cover. Life is certainly sweet for this ho.

Money talks, no question about that. And Ashley Alexandra Dupre likes the green stuff a lot. She was priced super high as a prostitute afterall. Now it looks like there’s more loot on its way to her bank account. Playboy rep said that they are not looking into featuring hooker Kristen on their pages (not sure if that’s because they like to think they are classier than featuring hookers on their pager, or because they can’t afford her), but the interest in her slutty body is definitely there. She’s got some stories to tell, I’m sure.

I really think she’s gonna jump on it. She’s one greedy mofo and exposure Penthouse could offer her might bring her millions of dollars. As a professional undercover prostitute, she can continue selling her body for cash, but this time do it legitimately and make far more at it. It will be more official, so her family will not longer believe their daughter is an innocent songwriter, but her greed is going to win. I’m kind of positive on that one.

That’s pretty much how Monica Lewinski grabbed at the opportunity and packed herself in thick dough. I’d be surprised if Ashley Alexandra Dupre didn’t grab at this opportunity.

On the other hand – Penthouse has been going down to shitter for a while with sales being pathetically low, so they do need someone who is currently “in”. I think this offer from penthouse is great PR for them already and it is much needed exposure. Penthouse has been going down, they do need to do something about their magazine. This is the opportunity they can not miss. That will give Ashley Alexandra Dupre a lot of leverage to ask for a lot of money. Damn, how sweet is it to be a slut!

In case you were under the rock past couple of days, it all started with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Getting Busted for being Involved in Prostitution Ring. Eliot Spitzer is a Governor no more. Resignation is sweet.

Meet Ashley Alexandra Dupre – the songwriter, R&B, Soul and Pop singer, a wannabe music star and a hooker who can sell her pussy for $5000. She left her home when she was 17, headed for New York and have lived there since 2004.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre who acted as a high priced prostitute under the alias Kristen is the reason why Gov. Eliot Spitzer aka “Client-9″ got his ball busted so bad he was forced to resign. Ashley Alexandra Dupre is the hooker whom Eliot Spitzer paid top dollar to have sexual encounter with last month at that hotel in Washington, D.C.

Her Bio is pretty simple – she is 22 years old,her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre, but New York Times claim her birth name was Ashley Youmans. If you have a myspace account, you can check her out and add her to your friend on this link –> www.myspace.com/ninavenetta. This is the real myspace page of Eliot Spitzer’s hooker Kristen.

If you pay a little attention, you will notice that her myspace page is experiencing extreme popularity at the moment. Her profile views grow every minute (I noticed over 300 000 page views in about 20 minutes) and the song she has available on her myspace music profile page has been played 683 930 times since her profile was created in 2006, ad out of that total it was played 667 027 tomes today. She’s gonna make a fortune with her music now that Eliot Spitzer got busted because of her pussy skills.

BTW, I’m really wandering – Eliot Spitzer requested something special from his hooker. Ashley Alexandra Dupre said she could do it. What do you think Governor wanted form her? Double anal fisting? Did she maybe each his shit and lick his asshole clean after he took a dump on her face? What do you think?

More pics from her myspace profile are below