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There you have it. You ask for it, we deliver. Girls Gone Wild Video Footage of Super Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

TMZ says Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s lawyer Don Buchwald confirmed that whore’s birthday is on April 30 (she was born in 1985) and since the video footage was filmed sometime during spring break between March 13 and March 20, 2003 the whore was still 17 at the time the video was recorded.

According to Joe Francis who spent time in Jail, Florida law allows for filming of 17 years old in any state of undress, as long as she consents and no sexual conduct takes place. It is not specified whether such footage can be sold though as porn for profit.

Joe Francis is reportedly looking into the matter to make sure everything is fine and dandy before the video of hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre is offered to the public. She’s such a whore. And a jailbait.

World’s favorite douchebag and a crapper behind Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis offered world’s most popular hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million for her fat ass to share a story with GGW. As it turns out, douche Joe Francis just saved himself a million, cause one of his employees went through old archives and found shit loads of footage of the whore Ashley Dupre who spent one week of whoring the shit out of herself on a Girls Gone Wild bus right after she turned 18. What a bonus.

So the hooker has had itchy pussy ever since she found out where it’s located, probably spent her entire childhood whoring herself and could not wait until she turned 18 so she could start selling her overused hooker body for money. And she sold it for a lot.

Girls Gone Wild have one week worth of footage of hooker Ashley Dupre and they’re gonna cash out on that shit big time. To mne, that whore is not worth more than rum and coke. If I saw her in a bar, I could buy her a drink for a blowjob, but if that wouldn’t do the trick, I’d move on to someone who actually looks half decent. She’s worth shit. Can’t believe Eliot Spitzer paid the whore $5000 an hour… and it cost him his warm seat as a Governor of New York.