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Tiger Woods Fucks Bitches – Funny or Die Video

Happy — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:57:11 +0000

Funny or Die came with another skit video this time targeting the most talked about persona of last few weeks – Tiger Woods. In this “I’m Tiger Woods and I fuck bitches” video, the world’s most famous golfer sets the record straight and confesses to his sexual deviations. According to his words, Tiger Woods doesn’t pick up high class bitches (don’t get this fool you though, Ashley Dupre is NOT a high class bitch, she only charges a lot), he wants sloppiest bitches that can be found. Tiny midget girls with horns glued to their heads who would ram him like a bull till he comes, or would jerk off to a dog pooping on a table. Tiger Woods simply rocks like that, but then again, he’s no ordinary man. He’s Tiger Woods and he fucks bitches.

Ashley Dupre Has a Relationship Column in New York Post, WTF?

Happy — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:05:24 +0000

Dear Lord, please send hail mixed with fire, send lice or gnats, send unhealable boils, send eternal darkness upon us sinners, – I could take all that. But how could you allow for world’s #1 skank Ashley Dupre to get a gig with New York Post? And we’re not talking just about any gig, we’re talking an advice column, we’re talking a Relationship Advice Column. Have New York Post gone mad?

You’ve heard that right. Your worst nightmares have come true. Your deprived kids will be sending their concerns to New York Post and will be hearing back from Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a whore who destroyed the life of Governor Eliot Spitzer, a whore who had nothing worthwhile to contribute to society so she was selling herself out to rich men – that whore will be giving your teens a relationship advice.

I wonder who writes these columns on behalf of Ashley Dupre, though. Obviously it’s not her. It’s the same kind of deal as with Barack Obama and his teleprompter. Barack Obama can’t say a coherent sentence without his teleprompter. It’s all just stuttering (though he also stutters with teleprompter). And expecting a prostitute to be any different would be laughable. New York Post obviously knows that so they are only using the mug of Ashley Dupre as the store front due to the popularity the Eliot Spitzer scandal brought upon her skanky ass. Hence an advice column but I highly doubt actual Ashley Dupre could come up with a coherent sentence to keep a column going. But it matters not. New York Post knows most people are not smart enough to figure that out for themselves so the Ashley Dupre relationship column will likely go on for a while. I choose lice or gnats.

Read Ashley Dupre’s Relationship Column on New York Post website HERE

Because I’m such a good soul, I will give Ashley Dupre an advice with a sample of what quality advice column looks like:

Girls Gone Wild Video Footage of Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:40:25 +0000

There you have it. You ask for it, we deliver. Girls Gone Wild Video Footage of Super Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

TMZ says Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s lawyer Don Buchwald confirmed that whore’s birthday is on April 30 (she was born in 1985) and since the video footage was filmed sometime during spring break between March 13 and March 20, 2003 the whore was still 17 at the time the video was recorded.

According to Joe Francis who spent time in Jail, Florida law allows for filming of 17 years old in any state of undress, as long as she consents and no sexual conduct takes place. It is not specified whether such footage can be sold though as porn for profit.

Joe Francis is reportedly looking into the matter to make sure everything is fine and dandy before the video of hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre is offered to the public. She’s such a whore. And a jailbait.

Girls Gone Wild Have Footage of Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:30:02 +0000

World’s favorite douchebag and a crapper behind Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis offered world’s most popular hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million for her fat ass to share a story with GGW. As it turns out, douche Joe Francis just saved himself a million, cause one of his employees went through old archives and found shit loads of footage of the whore Ashley Dupre who spent one week of whoring the shit out of herself on a Girls Gone Wild bus right after she turned 18. What a bonus.

So the hooker has had itchy pussy ever since she found out where it’s located, probably spent her entire childhood whoring herself and could not wait until she turned 18 so she could start selling her overused hooker body for money. And she sold it for a lot.

Girls Gone Wild have one week worth of footage of hooker Ashley Dupre and they’re gonna cash out on that shit big time. To mne, that whore is not worth more than rum and coke. If I saw her in a bar, I could buy her a drink for a blowjob, but if that wouldn’t do the trick, I’d move on to someone who actually looks half decent. She’s worth shit. Can’t believe Eliot Spitzer paid the whore $5000 an hour… and it cost him his warm seat as a Governor of New York.

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