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Thomas Bruso Interview

Happy — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:29:09 +0000

Thomas Bruso aka the Epic Beard Man who put young punk of a thug in place in an episode of poetic justice onboard a bus is one of those guys you would want to buy a drink for. Having become a celebrity overnight after his epic ownage of a thug who attacked him, people from the area caught up with Thomas Bruso and filmed this interview. As expected, Thomas Bruso proved he’s as bad ass as we think he is. the only fail during the interview were his last words where he kissed Obama’s ass. That was pure FAIL, but otherwise Thomas Bruso is for the win. Video with an interview is below:

Miss Me Yet Billboard Mysteriously Reminds Us of George Bush

Happy — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:09:05 +0000

Mysterious billboard showing the large picture of former US president George Bush with caption reading “Miss Me Yet?” appeared along I-35 near Wyoming, Minnesota and is leaving everyone puzzled. At this point no one knows who’s behind the Miss Me Yet Billboard, but several reporters are on the case to uncover the mystery so we should have more details soon.

Since there is no indication as to who or which group came with the Miss Me Yet Billboard idea, at present time we can only speculate. One possibility is that it’s someone who’s seriously not impressed with Barack Obama and this is their way to express themselves. Or it could be someone who is seriously impressed with Barack Obama and wants to remind everyone that however useless current president is, he still has a long way to go to catch up with George Bush’s accomplishments.

Whatever the real purpose behind the Miss Me Yet Billboard, if it did make you feel nostalgic, you are likely waking up to the reality that Barry Obama is bigger a fuck up than George Bush himself. And to outdo Bush, it takes someone as special as Obama. Enough said!

Sheep in Turkey Gives Birth to Lamb with Human Face

Happy — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:17:02 +0000

I wouldn’t believe this story if you bribed me with blowjobs from your sister, but since masses at large out there are prone to believe anything they are served (Barack Obama becoming the president is the proof of the previous statement), let me tell you about a sheep in Turkey that gave birth to a dead lamb with human face:

Turkish veterinarian Erhan Elibol performed Cesarean section on the sheep in Izmir, Turkey but when lamb came out, it had snout that resembled human face (has Barack Obama been to Turkey recently?). Given that this story originates from Turkey one would have to think twice before they believe it. Mutating a sheep with human genes would not be that easy but then again, Turkey is a predominantly Muslim country (almost everyone is Muslim – 99%) and you never know what a Muslim would stick his dick into.

If you add to it the fact that most deformities come from these parts of the world (India rules in this regard), you could easily come to conclusion that this story is real, regardless of how crazy it may seem at first. Of course there are no videos of the lamb with human body, only questionable quality pictures and locals burned the body after it was born so scientists couldn’t study it and confirm the claims. You believe Barack Obama is the savior of the world, feel free to believe a sheep in Turkey gave birth to a lamb with human face. Meantimely, I’ll go and enjoy quality time with your sister.

Barack Obama is Osama bin Laden

Happy — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:19:21 +0000

There is no question that Barack Obama is the Antichrist, but I didn’t realize until I saw this video that Barack Obama is also Osama bin Laden. Such multitalented Muslim he is. It’s actually pretty creepy when you realize that Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden share the same facial features and other body specific characteristics.

That Barack Obama is a puppet on a string sent to play the game according to the script provided is pretty obvious. That Al Qaeda is a made up terrorist organization used to scare general public and gain control over it through the power of fear is also pretty obvious. But could it be that masterminds behind it went as far as to use Barack Obama as Osama bin Laden? Or is it US president himself who’s playing the game on us all and without being told, he is one and the other?

So that’s why they can’t find Osama. He’s been hiding in the White House all this time. Barack Obama is Osama bin Laden, that’s it

Watch the video proof that Barack Obama is Osama bin Laden below:

John Brennan Defends the White House with Moronic Remarks

Happy — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 21:57:39 +0000

The role of John Brennan in the White House is to be a terrorism advisor and homeland security counsel to President teleprompter dependent extraordinaire Barack Obama. In his divine stupidity, John Brennan went to defend Barack Obama and the White House against remarks made by former vice president Dick Cheney regarding the Christmas Day failed terrorist attack by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Dick Cheney harshly criticized Barack Obama for lack of interest to fight terror with terror. John Brennan responded by claiming that Barack Obama has been “very, very strong” on terrorism and continued with the most ridiculous remarks I have ever heard:

“I would not have come back into this government if I felt that this president was not committed to prosecuting this war against al-Qaeda,”

“And every day, I see it in the president’s face. I see it in the actions he has taken. And, so, I’m confident that this country is, in fact, protected by this president’s position.”

Say what? Let me go and barf now cause John Brennan’s remarks are pure vomit inducing verbal goo.

John Brennan gave his moronic speech on NBC hosted Meet the Press. Below is the video of him addressing the same issue on Fox News.

John Brennan photo by Henry Romero, Reuters

Barack Obama’s Lies to Date (with Video Proofs)

Happy — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:43:21 +0000

Barack Obama is a master liar. Nothing new here, I’ve been saying and proving that ever since he became a real threat. Nobody listened and there he is with his finger on the red button. An unstable individual and an anointed liar, Barack Obama has no problem lying straight into your face and won’t even flinch a brow. He could stand up on his podium and through his teleprompters deliver fabricated speech that’s so perforated with lies, it makes you wonder how he can sleep at night. The list of Barack Obama’s Lies to Date is so long it would fill up my server’s hard drives in no time. But below is a three part video that offers run down of Obama’s open lies he has no problems presenting without even striking a single uncomfortable gesture.

Barack Obama’s Lies to Date Video Part 1

Barack Obama’s Lies to Date Video Part 2

Barack Obama’s Lies to Date Video Part 3

Golf Digest Cover Features Tiger Woods with Barack Obama (pic)

Happy — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:18:10 +0000

Golf Digest, a popular magazine about golf features two biggest failures of 2009 on their January issue cover – Tiger Woods and Barack Obama. The Golf Digest cover also bears a title of the story which reads: “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.” Obviously, the editors of Golf Digest have no idea what they are talking about. The story should have been named as I have implied above: “Two Biggest Failures of 2009″. That would have been more appropriate and accurate.

According to a spokesperson associated with Golf Digest, the January issue was put together two weeks prior to Tiger Woods’ scandals and the article inside does not address any of that. Yet they are not considering to pull the issues from the shelves. Still, it’s precious timing how they managed to photoshop two biggest failures of 2009 before they both crown themselves as such. Hilarious.

Miley Cyrus Has a Tattoo Under Left Breast – See What Is Say (Bikini Pic)

Happy — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:44:27 +0000

Miley Cyrus is 17 year old and already has a tattoo. It’s under her left breast and says “Just Breathe”. Apparently the reason she had “Just Breathe” tattooed under her tit is to commemorate her friend Vanessa who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007. This is the first (and hopefully the only) tattoo Miley Cyrus had done and given that she’s only 17, her parents must have consented to it. I’m not gonna focus on the fact that the internet got flooded with bikini pics of Miley Cyrus last few days as she’s posed half naked for Vanity Fait when she was yet younger than now, so what’s the big deal with bikini. It does reveal the tattoo under her breast, but otherwise no big deal.

So what’s next for Miley Cyrus? Lower back tattoo? That’s what all skanks do so I’d expect Miley Cyrus to follow suit. As a woman, you can’t get any trashier than by getting a lower back tattoo done. It’s like the Devil’s filing you in a category of lost souls who seek refuge in being cheap.

Oh, and let’s hope the “Just Breathe” tattoo is really meant to show support for cystic fibrosis research. Hopefully it’s not a reminder to let her know that she needs to breathe in order not to die. Barack Obama has teleprompters to tell him not to forget breathing but Miley Cyrus doesn’t. Would a tattoo under a breast be enough to keep you alive?

Barack Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko (photo)

Happy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:36:44 +0000

US President and an overall joker Barack Obama is on his Asia wide tour and made a stop in Japan to grease their mighty land with his presence. When the time came to meet with Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko, Barack Obama deeply bowed to them. There’s a lot of controversy over this bow and I know in the past I was one of those who pointed out inconsistencies in Obama’s behaviour when he bowed to Saudi King. That is simply political correctness as Americans fought to gain independence from “kingdoms” and as such, are not bowed to bow to royalties (or should not). However if it were me standing before Japanese Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko, I’d bow my ass two. This is a very special time in my life when I actually agree with actions of Barack Obama. Must be the first time he did something right.

I wonder if it was a teleprompter that told him to do that. Barack Obama can’t even take shit without his teleprompter. How he managed to bow to Japanese Emperor and not screw up somewhere on the way is beyond me. While it is said that bowing to the Emperor is a sign of respect in Japanese culture and something that’s expected without questioning, it is true that 46 leaders from other countries did not bow to Japanese Emperor and the world did not fall over. When is Barack Obama going to come and bow before me?

Photo of Barack Obama bowing to Japanese Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko by Reuters

Barack Obama Doesn’t Need a Costume for Halloween (watch the video)

Happy — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:24:23 +0000

This video is so accurate it’s scary. Just some collection of images that makes for a whole in which Barack Obama and his wife Michelle Obama don’t seem to need a costume for Halloween. They just need to take off the costumes they use throughout the year to masquerade themselves as people. The mask behind which Barack Obama hides every day keeps the real him from being seen. Halloween is over, Mr. Barack Obama, let’s see that pretty face now!

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