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Another day, another Obama’s teleprompter fail, which is just another proof that US president truly sucks. Without his teleprompter, Barack Obama is nothing but a pretty face in an expensive suit, uncapable of forming a coherent sentence. As Obama’s teleprompter problems continue, he just keeps proving what I’ve been saying right from the start – Barack Obama is a joke. He sucks. It really doesn’t take a genius anymore to notice that Barack Obama is incompetent.

In addition to John – sorry, the – I just noticed I jumped the gun here. Go ahead. Move it up. I had already introduced all you guys.

That’s how Barack Obama failed at the National Academy of Sciences this morning. When teleprompter goes wrong, Barack Obama goes wrong. He’s lost without his best friend teleprompter. It truly seems as though even that piece of machinery hates current US president. It’s hard to imagine that there still are people who think Barack Obama is the tits. Wow!

The Obama teleprompter fail video is below. Check out what clueless bag of failed flesh that dude is:

Barack Obama continues his blood filled charade of being the most murderous country leader of all time. Not even Easter time is sacred enough for this man who gave orders to shoot to kill the Somali pirates who held Captain Richard Phillips captive aboard a lifeboat. Obama’s blessing to kill everyone and anyone was a green light to bloodthirsty, trigger happy US Navy Seals who wasted no time and unleashed their killing spree on Somali pirates killing all three of them. The fourth one was aboard USS Bainbridge negotiating exchange of Captain Phillips for money or whatever it is pirates are after.

The bloodthirsty navy seals who are as happy to kill without reason as Barack Obama is to give orders to kill without reason, fabricated their ridiculousness with blatant lies. According to one of the worthless, bloodthirsty navy seals, the life of Captain Phillips was in imminent danger so they opened fire killing all three pirates on the lifeboat where Richard Phillips was held captive.

Well, I understand the excuse like that would work for your average Obama voter, cause just as their leader, they have no brain either. So they would take this stupidity for a reason why three pirates were killed. For those of use who can add two and two, we don’t need ridiculousness to recognize bloodthirsty ambitions. The killing of pirates by US navy seals was nothing less than murder. A mindless killing for sport. The pirates had no intentions to cause any bodily harm to anyone, the life of Captain Phillips was in no danger whatsoever – he was looked after and held without harm. Even his attempt to escape was treated with respect. He was not killed, nor was he harmed despite failed escape. Still, the worm dick navy seals say Captain Phillips was in imminent danger – way to compensate for your undeveloped dicks, dicks!

Meet Barack the Barbarian, merciless, topless, axe wielding predator who’s on a mission to square up with The Screeching Enchantress Sarah the Palin. The not-so-politically-incorrect comic book series Barack the Barbarian will be published this year in June. According to British Daily Mail, there will be two comic books in the Barack the Barbarian series:

The Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian pictures US president Barack Obama in a fight with sword wielding, black latex bikini clad screeching enchantress who makes my happy in my pants. The long haired blonde with her hot mouth open to take on foreign objects has body of a goddess, strength of a gazelle and attitude of Xena the Warrior Princess. I’m not even sure why Barack the Barbarian would want to kill the hotness like that. Perhaps he’s a necrophiliac and liked to do them dead. Which is understandable, cause when she’s dead, she ain’t gonna tell you off when you shove your dick up her ass.

Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli shows super muscular Barack Obama presiding over Kickassistan with some ugly, probably HIV infected ho with Botox stuffed lips and fat ass clinging onto his leg. In this comic book, Barack the Barbarian takes on his nemesis Sarah the Palin who wears her signature librarian glasses, wearing wolf skin bikini and a cape.

Barack the Barbarian comic book series will be published by Devil’s Due – Chicago based comic book and cartoon publisher. Smart move on their behalf – smart business move I should say. Anything that involves controversy will get people talking and the more people talk, the more money in their pocket. Free advertising, ya know. And judging by the cartoons released so far, they are looking to picture the characters as naked as it goes, without making them naked. Hence no one will be able to label their cartoons a pornography, yet it will be revealing enough for any loser geek from the basement to rub one off to it.

According to the press release, Devil’s Due Barack the Barbarian comic books will also feature other political figures, including former US president George Bush (Overlord Boosh) and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Sorceress Hilaria), Dick Cheney (Chainknee of the Elephant Kingdom), John McCain, Rod Blagojevich, Nancy Pelosi, and others.

Check out the gallery with Barack the Barbarian cartoons below:

US President Barrack Hussein Obama bowed deep down before King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at the G20 Summit in London. While meeting of G20 has given Barrack Hussein Obama the opportunity to speak with leaders of other economically strong or rising countries, he only bowed to Saudi King Abdullah like that. Not even British Queen Elizabeth II got a bow this deep from Obama.

I understand the hate mail I keep getting from all of you nice people who are offended by me constantly bashing on Barack Obama. I swear I spent whole day today trying to find something positive to write about him, but it was all in vain. From my standpoint – as a Canadian who is still subject to British Queen, I understand what bows to the royalties mean. However from reactions of Americans, I understand this is unacceptable. Americans fought in the American Revolution to set themselves free from the British monarchy – so they don’t have to bow to the kings and queens. Things have certainly changed since American revolution and common courtesy is not necessarily a bad thing. So if Barack Obama bows a little before the Queen Elizabeth II, no Americans would get outraged. But when he only mimics the bow with her and then goes deep down to bow before Saudi King Abdullah – what the heck is that all about? Perhaps if British queen started executing her own people in the middle of public square by decapitation with a sword – perhaps then Barrack Hussein Obama would deem her worthy a deep bow like he deems Saudi King Abdullah worthy of it.

Former US president Bill Clinton said in 1994 when contemplating bowing to the emperor of Japan:

Canadians still bow to England’s Queen; so do Australians. Americans shake hands. If not to stand eye-to-eye with royalty, what else were 1776 and all that about?

Yep. Nothing’s changed. Whether US president’s name is Barack Hussein Obama or George Walker Bush, they are all the same and all big buddies with the Saudis. Remember the outrage the picture of George Bush holding hands with King of Saudi Arabia stirred?

Yeah… Are the same people who have been outraged over this affection towards Saudi Kings going to demonstrate the same outrage towards Barack Hussein Obama for his bow to Saudi King Abdullah? Chirp, chirp, chirp… Yeah, just as I thought!

While the picture of Barrack Hussein Obama Bowing to Saudi King Abdullah posted above doesn’t quite look like a bow, it’s pretty apparent form the video below.

This hilarious video was made by The Nose on Your Face and contains the Presidents on Mount Rushmore coming to life and talking to each other, when they are joined by Barack Obama with his stuttering, sense lacking, absurd wackiness. This video is way too good and too funny.

As the presidents on Mount Rushmore are talking, Barack Obama appears as one of them and says: “I’m Barack Obama” – all Mount Rushmore presidents freak out. When asked how his first month had been, Barack Obama tells the Presidents on Mount Rushmore… well, he stutters for a while and then says: “I think I screwed up”. The video continues with audio of Barack Obama’s speeches about how confident he is that we could solve this problem, then he blabbers something about Iran and lay-offs and what not. While he talks, the Presidents on Mount Rushmore yawn and make all forms of funny sounds and remarks. The video concludes with malignant Joe Biden growing on Barack Obama’s cheek.

After fiasco in England, Barack Obama and his wife Michelle Obama graced France with their presence. French president Nicolas Sarkozy set up a red carpet treatment for the US presidential couple but that’s all unimportant. Carla Bruni Sarkozy, the hottest first lade on Earth, former Italian model and a wife of French president treated Barack Obama the way I would have treated him if I were hot and powerful. While hugs and kisses were exchange between couples – Nicolas Sarkozy hugged and double kissed Michelle Obama with pecks on both cheeks while Carla Bruni Sarkozy backed off Barack Obama and just shook his hand. When it came to Michelle Obama, stunning Carla Bruni had no problem kissing her, but as soon as Barack Obama got his turn, she kept her distance. That’s Barack Obama in France for you.

Michelle and Barack Obama were greeted by Nicolas and Carla Bruni Sarkozy in majestic Rohan Palace in Strasbourg where they also met with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. But that’s all unimportant. Even Barack Obama not getting a kiss from Carla Bruni Sarkozy is unimportant. What’s really important is in the pic below:

Isn’t that priceless? Look at French president and how he’s trying to stand on her tippy toes and still remains the shortest. Hahaha. It looks like The Obamas are a tall bunch, they made the Queen Elizabeth II look way too small, but damn Nicolas Sarkozy. Poor guy trying so hard to keep the height and failing miserably.

During his speech in France, Barack Obama said he was aiming for the world without nuclear weapons. He said America was partially to blame for nuclear crisis, but outlined that America is changing but it cannot be the only place that changes. That guy is still full of his “change”! Damn…

Let’s forget about Obama in France for a second and focus on true beauty – if you are 18 years of age or over, check out beautiful pictures of Carla Bruni Sarkozy she posed for before she married french president. Some of the pics contain nudity. Must be 18+ to click!

The Obama sect continues their mission of complete idiocy at an unprecedented pace. Michelle Obama, first lady of the USA and a wife of president Barack Obama broke royal protocol and hugged Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II during their visit in Buckingham Palace. What a bunch of n00bs? Everybody knows that you don’t touch the queen. Period. Not even if your name is Michelle Obama. Or should I say – especially if your name is Michelle Obama.

According to Buckingham Palace insiders, the type of back-packing that Michelle Obama pulled off at the queen has not been seen in 57 years. It is without doubt against royal protocol to touch the queen, unless the queen reaches out first. The Obamas need to get their act straight and start acting like sophisticated people for once. Effin n00bs.

Luckily for n00b Michelle Obama, Queen Elizabeth II is cool enough and won’t order her head to be offed. She actually didn’t seem to mind and never made a deal out of it. There are however certain protocols to follow when one gets an audience before the queen and not touching the queen certainly seems like an important one.

That being said – I wonder what it’s like being a queen. She can’t get touched… she must be longing for a random hug from a random stranger. That totally reminded me of one of the first major hit videos on YouTube in which the guy was giving away free hugs to a song by Sick Puppies. That guy should totally go to England and give Queen Elizabeth II a big hug. She must need one big time. Michelle Obama doesn’t count.

I can’t seem to get enough of Barack Obama’s failures. In all fairness though – can that guy be any more of a fail than he already is? The answer is simple – Yes, He Can! And he does. Barack Obama delivered yet another epic fail during his private ceremony with Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II. This is what Queen Elizabeth II presented the Obamas with during the ceremony:

• Earliest known copy of Henry V by William Shakespeare
• Original sheet music of Amazing Grace by John Newton

The Obama daughters were presented with:

• Dollhouse sized replica of Windsor Castle with working train station
• Prize Shetland pony

Michelle Obama, Barack Obama’s wife was presented with:

• Ruby ring commissioned and worn by Queen Victoria herself!

Following is what Barack Obama and his family handed as gifts to the Queen Elizabeth II. The gifts were all within the Heathrow airport duty free shopping bag:

• Signed copy of Dreams of My Father book from the WH Smith shop at the airport
• Johnny Walker Scotch (black label)
• ABBA Greatest Hits CD (in shrink wrap with “2 for 1″ sticker on it)
• 10 packs of M&Ms with presidential seal on them

Upon receiving unsurpassed gifts, Queen Elizabeth II responded with “How delightful.” Got to love British charm. What can I say…. Barack Obama = Epic fail!

PS – have you checked the date lately? Either way, iPod is a dumb gift for anyone. Apple products just plain suck. Besides, queen already has one. Despite today being an April Fools Day, it changes nothing on the fact that Barack Obama is an epic fail.

Unless you’re super slow, I’m assuming that by now you understand that Barack Obama is the biggest joke of a president ever. He’s ridiculous, incompetent and just plain moronic. Furthermore – he’s the most incompetent speaker to ever walk this Earth. His worthless public speaking abilities prompted his own teleprompter to start its own blog and blog about his worthless user – President Barack Obama.

When Barack Obama’s Teleprompter goes out, the dude is lost. He has no idea what to talk about. He’s entirely dependent on his team of well paid linguists who work behind the scenes and tell him what to say. He either gets these messages on the teleprompter, or through miniature wireless receiver he has in his ear in case he speaks in a large hall where he can’t use a teleprompter. And what happens when there is a malfunction on any such device and he’s left on his own to speak without his well paid linguists tailoring sentences for him? Well, just check out the video below for the fail he performed when a teleprompter died on him mid town hall event in Bristol, VA. He circles around, looks at other teleprompters and they’re all out. Completely lost, this clueless idiot blabbers some incoherent bullshit that would make baby Jesus cry. And this person now has access to the big red button. Good job, America.

Anyway – needless to say, Barack Obama Teleprompter has had enough of the abuse and started bitching on the internet. Here’s the link to Barack Obama Teleprompter Blog, here’s where the teleprompter, without which Barack Obama is lost talks about his worthless user: http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

All aboard the fail-boat. Barack Obama, the man who put a whole new meaning to FAIL is at it again, this time more epic than ever after he’d thanked himself for throwing a St. Patrick’s Day party and inviting everyone over. The “Obama Thanks Himself FAIL has not concluded the fail-boat of last night’s party at the White House. Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen – one of the invited guests delivered an epic fail of his own. What happened?

After Barack Obama delivered his speech (it was a pre Obama thanking himself speech), Brian Cowen stepped on the podium to deliver his speech. few paragraphs into his main act, he realized his speech, which he was reading from the teleprompter, sounded awfully familiar. That was when he realized he was reading the same sentences that were previously read by Barack Obama. Fail after fail.

Brian Cowen then came to and realized he was reading Barack Obama speech, to which US president responded by reading Irish Prime Minister’s speech and thanked himself for inviting everyone over. What a party!

As Barack Obama thanks himself, I couldn’t help but notice – doesn’t he throw parties at the White House pretty much every day? That dude is a party animal, I swear. And media continues making news with his cock up their asses. Sure, if Obama thanks himself, that’s funny. But when he says that Guinness beer tastes better in Ireland becuase Irish keep the good stuff for themselves, somehow the media fail to disclose that Barack Obama has never visited Ireland. That guy is full of poop and fail. But he’s got his fellow ass-kissers who will not hesitate to worship him no matter what. Congrats to all the winners.

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