Can you see me on this beach? No you can’t, because I’m not there yet. Not until tomorrow. I’m gonna head to bed early today, for my alarm clock goes off at 4am to get me ready to board a plane to Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. This will be my 2010 edition of an unforgettable annual vacation in the Dominican Republic. I’m so excited…
I visited Dominican Republic last year (2009) but only got a chance to explore all of the north coast, from Puerto Plata, through Sosua, Cabarete, Rio San Juan, Cabrera, all the way to Samana peninsula where I spent most of my time. I wanted to go whale watching, but it didn’t work out for me. Hopefully this year and hopefully I’ll also get a chance to check out Los Haitises national park. I climbed the magnificent 27 waterfalls on the river Damajagua last year though, which was the highlight of my trip. However a horse ride to El Limon waterfall up the mountain was also exciting and a swim under thundering falls was enthralling.
This year I’m heading to Punta Cana and other than making it back to Samana to get some whale watching happening, I’m gonna focus on the east coast around Bavaro and some of the south. I love Dominican Republic. I’m renting an SUV for a week so I’ll be moving around. I don’t do all inclusive vacation stays at resorts. Last year was all about the Atlantic Ocean, 2010 will be more about the Caribbean Sea. It is quite likely that I won’t get a chance to get on the internet until after I have returned back to Canada on January 22, 2010 so Beer Steak Blog may not get any updates while I’m vacationing. It’s all for the good for after I have returned, my mind will be fresh and my body relaxed and I’ll be able to jump right on more bullshitting. Stick around, I got to go kick some ass in the Dominican Republic. This country is so awesome I go there every year. 2010 sounds like a good one. I so can’t wait.
Check out this video about the highlights of the Dominican Republic:
Punta Cana Beach Photo courtesy of the Dominican Republic Tourist Board
Water Island is the smallest and the newest of the inhabited US Virgin Islands in the Caribbean, after Saint Thomas, Saint John and Saint Croix. According to the census from 2000, the population of Water Island is 161. Being less than 500 acres in size and overshadowed by its bigger brothers, Water Island doesn’t get as much traffic making it a tranquil getaway destination.
You can get to Water Island from Crown Bay in Saint Thomas, USVI by a ferry. There is one beach on Water Island called the Honeymoon Beach. Thanks to island’s remoteness, the beach is never overcrowded and is likely to be deserted giving you the feeling of being on your own private beach. I have personally rode a speed boat by Water Island but never actually physically stopped to enjoy the tranquility. I’m surely heading that way on my next trip to the Caribbean Sea.
I have recently returned from a vacation in the Dominican Republic but was not blessed with a sight of a drunk guy on a beach who’d be trying to put his pants on as a shirt. I mean – I no longer laugh at aged dudes in Speedos, cause I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger either, but why am I deprived of seeing hilarious shit like that is beyond me.
You can tell that this dude made for the trip of people recording this video. This was the most unforgettable part of their vacation. Screw the beach, screw swimming in the ocean, screw skimpily clad big ass bitches – it’s all worth shit compared to a drunk guy putting his pants on as a shirt. The epic struggle of several minutes also attracted little boy with a camera phone who also just had time of his life happen there.
Then a random bypasser tries to show compassion and help drunk guy put on his… what he thinks is a shirt at a time. Drunk dude already has both pants on his arms but that stupid piece of garment would not just wrap around his tanned, Speedo clad beach body. So good Samaritan is helping him out, but the shirt just wouldn’t unfold. Then the solution to the mystery of a stubborn shirt come – the Samaritan takes the shirt off drunk guy and reveals to him that it’s his pants he trying to put on. The Samaritan either near puked from grabbing at cum stained white shorts or got a hard on. I’m betting on a hard on. He kind of looks homosexual. If we stick around the internet long enough, we’ll probably stumble upon their home made video of what took place after tropical sun went down. Such good times await you at your vacation.
