What a worthless waste of cover page. Jennifer Anniston made a desperate attempt at pulling off “the sexy” and stripped naked for the cover of GQ but it’s all just one big fat fail cause we can’t see shit. No nipples, no labia, not even motherfucking areola. What a let down. I call for redo of the GQ cover. We need some sex there, not mindless tease.

I’ve been desperately trying to find a reason to like Jennifer Anniston ever since the beginnings of Friends but I can’t. She’s just one worthless, mediocre looking piece of naked ass with fugly feet (just look at this cover).

And since Jennifer Anniston is on the cover of GQ, it goes without saying that the GQ whores made an interview with her and there is no interview with Jennifer Anniston without dabbing into the whole Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bullshit. And what did the smart ass Jennifer Anniston say? She called it an “insane Bermuda Triangle”. Her manager must have told her what to say. I don’t think she has a clue where Bermuda Triangle is.

Jen also told GQ that she’s more confident with herself now that she’s 39 than when she was in her 20s or 30s. I never realized she was a MILF. She’s still that crazy ho from Friends who pretends to be a teen to me. Obviously, not even if you live in Hollywood the time stops for you. She must have a giant collection of MILF vibrators at home.

Further Reading:

• Angelina Jolie In Vitro Fertilization Exposed
• Angelina Jolie in Vanity Fair, Italy (pics)
• Angelina Jolie Gave Birth to Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline
• Teachers Suspended After a Lapdance at Churchill High School in Winnipeg
• Claudia Schiffer Pregnant Pics