Romanian tennis star Simona Halep who sports 34DD tits is going for breast reduction because her melons are getting in the way when she’s playing tennis. In a recent interview with British The Sun, 17 year old Simona Halep said:

This fall I’ll have a breast reduction operation. The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It’s the weight that troubles me – my ability to react quickly.

I could not be in any more support of this breast surgery. First of all – anything more than a handful is a waste and secondly – if her tits are this big now that she’s 17, they’re gonna sag and drag along the road as she walks once she’s 27. Besides, we live in the 21st century. The time of ugly, big breasted women of the 60’s are over. We have internet now and know that real men prefer smaller breasts. You’re not only going to be able to play tennis better, , you will also look better. Get rid of that tumor on your chest. There are only advantages to it.

I have long been the supporter of smaller breasts and perhaps now that Simona Halep is going for breast reduction it will open up the eyes of many women who are considering plastic surgery to have their breasts enlarged – nobody cares for big tits. The only breast surgery that makes sense is breast reduction. Whether you do it for reasons similar to Simona Halep – aka to be able to perform in your profession better, or whether you do it to look better and to appeal to wider range of men, breast reduction should be the only plastic surgery any woman gets done on their chest.

Simona Halep – lead the way. Show women that having breast reduction can make them more successful and hotter looking. I’m looking forward to the “after pic” of hotter you. In the meantime, let’s take a look at “before pics”. Yeah, tits too big!

…and a video of Simona Halep playing tennis with those giant boobs grossly bouncing up and down:

PS – I’m on vacation in Iceland until June 10th. There may be no updates until I have returned to good ole Canada.

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How about some Eastern European eye candy. Natalia Siwiec is a big tit model from Poland. They’ve got plenty of hotties in Poland and they give good head. This time around I actually know what I’m talking about as back then, when I was young and attractive I actually got laid from time to time. And that Polish girl that picked me up at the bar in London gave best head ever. Wonder if Natalia Siwiec can deep throat.

Anyway, I don’t know much about Natalia Siwiec other than that she’s a Polish model with big boobs who appeared in Polish playboy and had success with perfume ads of some sort in her home country. I’m actually a fan of small perky boobs, but there’s something magical in Eastern Europe that makes boobs of any size attractive. I bring you Natalia Siwiec – yay or nay?

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Serena Kozakura is a 38 years old bikini model from Japan with nice big boobs (damn, Japanese women look hot even in late 30s). All natural by the way. She recently got into shit loads of heat and was facing a jail time of 14 months. But she’s not going to jail and all that is thanks to her big boobs.

Serena Kozakura’s boyfriend accused her of property destruction. He said Serena suspected him of having sex with another girl in the apartment and was trying to re-enter it by kicking a hole in the door with her foot.

Serena Kozakura was sentenced to 14 months in jail, because there were two guys who testified that she kicked the door until there was a hole in it and she crawled through it inside the apartment. Serena appealed the decision and said it would be impossible for her to get through the hole in the door, because the size of it was only 28.3 inches by 8.7 inches where as her breasts measure 40 inches.

Following her appeal, Serena Kozakura was acquitted of all charges and that’s all just thanks to her big boobs.

What blessings these tits are. Not only do they make her look ridiculously hot, they also won her freedon and spared her from spending 14 months in jail.

The video above is in Japanese but it gives good idea what is going on.

Further Reading:

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