Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna is the latest ho to score prestigious Beer Steak award for being a successful gold digger of the week. Anne Vyalitsyna scored herself a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and her ratings immediately sky rocketed. While she previously posed in bikini for Sports Illustrated, the name of Anne Vyalitsyna means very little to most people and look what happened overnight – now she’s talked about across the blogosphere. If a chance to dig some gold comes, grab at it, sit on it and don’t let it pull out. Make sure sperm stays in your vagina. That’s the key to successful gold digging. It’s like moving it up to second base.
Leonardo di Caprio has recently broken up with another bikini model – Bar Refaeli. Having her replaced with Anne Vyalitsyna shows lack of imagination on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio but hey… she’s Russian. Maybe she gives hell of a good head. Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Vyalitsyna have been spending time together on Spanish island of Ibiza but Leo’s rep would not confirm that the two are an item. Yet. I’m not too fond of Anne Vyalitsyna. If you look up SI bikini photos, there are some sideboob pics there that make her boobs look sagged the same way Lindsay Lohan has.
Nicole Lamarche is a swimsuit model and a Miss San Francisco 2003 who left the career of being pretty and became the reverend of Cotuit Federated Church. Now I know there is something incredibly attractive about women who give their body and soul to God – that’s why nun porn has always done very well within adult industry and continues to be a popular niche and the story of Nicole Lamarche doesn’t make it any better. Especially since she was previously promenading herself on the stage wearing only bikini and now she’s a reverend.
Nicole Lamarche is now 30 year old, but as attractive as ever. A cougar you might say. As former swimsuit model, she’s tall and slender, with long hair and gorgeous, beaming smile. 2 years ago, when she became minister of Cotuit Federated Church, parishioners of Cape Cod village were not impressed by having a reverend with the modeling past. If I was a Cape Cod village resident, I’d insist our Reverend Nicole Lamarche serves masses wearing a bikini. I’d start attending church again. I’d even donate to church. Got to make sure Nicole Lamarche can afford more swimsuits to guide her lost sheep.
Nicole Lamarche attended Miss pageants with purpose of monetizing on her good looks (afterall, all models and wannabe Miss contestants do it for that very reason). She won Miss Greater Bay Area, followed up to win Miss San Francisco and moved on to become Miss California all in 2003. During that time, she was already enrolled in the seminary school. Being Miss California, she went to represent her state on Miss America, which landed her $24,000 in prize money and things were looking good. Her school got more traffic than any other time in history.
Things are good for Reverend Nicole Lamarche. Her parishioners got used to having a pastor who posed for millions of people in the bikini, she got married to Jeremy Nickel and had a wonderful honeymoon in Morocco. She’s good looking and happy, Could life get any better?
Photo of Rev Nicole Lamarche with the parishioners by John Bohn (Globe).
