Beer Steak Bullshit

While Alessandra Ambrosio is a pretty hot piece of ass and looks smoking in the bikini for Victoria’s Secret, she didn’t blow me off my socks as much as Miranda Kerr yesterday. These are just some paparazzi pictures, not officially released Victoria Secret photos of Alessandra Ambrosio which may be the reason why.

Brazilian chicks never did it for me. They lack cuteness. It’s all mass sexism, no girl next door cuteness in Brazil. Victoria’s Secret clearly has some marketing plans behind their belt which would explain why there are so many leaked pictures of their top models in bikini lately. Must have something to do with upcoming Christmas season. Enjoy the pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio if you like Brazilian ass in the gallery below:

Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures by FamePictures.com

I love chicks who have big gap between their thighs. Any woman who puts her legs together and you would still fit your fist between her thighs because her general vaginal area is that wide are the poop. Chicks like that have well developed pubic bone and make for excellent bumper when thrusting missionary style. Miranda Kerr is like that. While any hot vagina model who poses for Victorias Secret loses browney points for being a Victoria Secret model, it does pay for something being able to see the uber gap between her thighs.

Miranda Kerr’s hot body rules even though I don’t particularly care for her face. I’ve never noticed it until the last minute. That bikini body rules the shite though. Nice, tight little ass and flat stomach – how can you go wrong?

Gallery of pictures featuring Miranda Kerr and her hot body that rules in Victoria’s Secret bikini is below:

Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna is the latest ho to score prestigious Beer Steak award for being a successful gold digger of the week. Anne Vyalitsyna scored herself a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and her ratings immediately sky rocketed. While she previously posed in bikini for Sports Illustrated, the name of Anne Vyalitsyna means very little to most people and look what happened overnight – now she’s talked about across the blogosphere. If a chance to dig some gold comes, grab at it, sit on it and don’t let it pull out. Make sure sperm stays in your vagina. That’s the key to successful gold digging. It’s like moving it up to second base.

Leonardo di Caprio has recently broken up with another bikini model – Bar Refaeli. Having her replaced with Anne Vyalitsyna shows lack of imagination on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio but hey… she’s Russian. Maybe she gives hell of a good head. Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Vyalitsyna have been spending time together on Spanish island of Ibiza but Leo’s rep would not confirm that the two are an item. Yet. I’m not too fond of Anne Vyalitsyna. If you look up SI bikini photos, there are some sideboob pics there that make her boobs look sagged the same way Lindsay Lohan has.

On its way of going down and down and down, Playboy continues with its endless charade of fail. Naming Joanna Krupa the sexiest swimsuit model in the world is Playboy’s latest showcase of how irrelevant and ridiculous this magazine is. I mean look at her – Joanna Krupa has got fake tits. The moment there are fake tits involved is the moment word sexy leaves the play and becomes completely irrelevant. Playboy has been irrelevant with the focus on fake breasted women for decades. It’s about time the operation of the irrelevant publication reached the end. And from sales of the magazin it seems like that day is not too far.

Joanna Krupa Bio

Joanna Krupa was born in Poland and just as 80% of poles, her parents moved out of there and settled abroad. This time in Chicago where Polish population is through the roof. According to interview with Fox New, Joanna Krupa has no issues posing topless or naked and tells other models that worrying about posing for the camera without clothes is ridiculous. Joanna Krupa said she took inspiration from quote of Pope John Paul II who said that people are born named, so showing naked bodies means showing works of God.

Aside from Playboy, Joanna Krupa also posed for other magazines for men, including Stuff, FHM, Inside Sport, Personal, Maxim,S teppin’ Out, and Teeze.

Below is the gallery of photos with Joanna Krupa. Take a look and tell if you really think this woman is the sexiest swimsuit model in the world as Playboy claims. No way, says me!

Faith Hill Bikini Pic on Cover of Shape – 41 Year Old, Still So Hot!

This is the first Faith Hill bikini pic ever. Seriously. For the first time ever, Faith Hill took her clothes off and posed for the photographer in the bikini. The singer is 41 year old, but so hot. She looks no more than 30 to me. I know they have magical photoshop artists at Shape magazine who can turn any skin into a perfect skin, but there’s no doubt Faith Hill has perfect bikini body. They may have helped her with boobs and she’s probably too self conscious about her shoulders – which would explain why she’s wearing the cardigan over the bikini but still – at 41 sporting this type of bod… wow!

Faith Hill is a mother of three and her secret to having this hot a bikini body is – pilates. In an interview with Shape, Faith Hill gave all credit for her perfect bikini body to pilates. What the fuck is pilates anyway?

Tori Spelling is so attractive… NOT. I could never get it how she got the role in Beverly Hills 90210, but I guess her dad Aaron Spelling being a TV producer made a difference. It still changes nothing on the fact that Tori Spelling is plain and simple not hot.

But she’s knocked up. Somebody totally inseminated her, filled up her vagina with his man juice and the sperms invaded her urethra so badly she ended up pregnant. Now she’s walking around in bikini showing us that even somebody as unattractive as her can have big gross preggo belly. Yeah, preggo chicks are gross. Now add two and two:

Tori Spelling = not attractive
pregnant chicks = gross

you get the picture. So why am I posting the picture of her pregnant? Wearing a bikini? I was seriously myself like – WTF? And thought I’d screw your hump day too.

BTW, can you imagine Tori Spelling after the baby popped out? All stretch marks and shit? OMG, that’s gonna be so gross. I hope for a picture. I’m totally going to post that shit on here.

Remember Kim Kardashian, the chick we all admired because of her incredibly developed ass? She only used to be seen covering her behind by all means possible. If she was on the beach in a bikini, she would either stay submerged in water or have a towel handy so she could cover her most praised asset as soon as she’d get out. We already know exactly why. Because her ass is fake.

The proof that Kim Kardashian’s ass is fake is here. Once we all seen clearly how the silicone stuffings in her ass wobble as she’s being fucked doggy style by her African American boyfriend, Kim stopped hiding her ass from the eyes of paparazzi. It is also possible that she was hiding it because it was still in the healing process and she didn’t want to expose it until the fakes are properly settled under the skin of her arse.

Here are latest pictures of Kim Kardashain in bikini, this time not even remotely trying to hide her ass form view. And the view is not that flattering. Calling it a less-than-perfect ass is actually going overboard, but hell, she’s a celebrity so what the heck.

Images source – Splash News via Egotastic