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Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern Wedding Picture

Check out Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern wedding pictures. Not much right? Well, that’s because their wedding was kept rather low profile and all wedding pictures there are so far are the sneaky paparazzi ones, who never got a chance to snap any good ones. Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern are not like Lindsay Lohan who lives to promenade herself for the paparazzi.

No, I wasn’t invited and neither were you. We both suck, my friend. There were some high profile guests that attended Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky wedding. Multi billionaire and TV show off Donald Trump was one of the guests (picture is available in the gallery below), Joan Rivers was also at the wedding, John Stamos was at the wedding, Denise Richard was at the wedding, Robin Quivers was at the wedding, Al D’Amato (former senator) was at the wedding, Billy and Katie Lee Joel were at the wedding – in other words, quite the cream of the crop attended, got themselves some good time going while you and me were wondering what to do next with our lives. Just to make the list bigger, here are some other celebrity names that showed up for Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern wedding (no pictures) – Barbara Walters, Chevy Chase, Billy Joel, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman.

Billy Joel sang two songs for the wedding guests and Chevy Chase delivered a roast for newly wed couple (so they say). So yeah, that sexy hot ass Beth Ostrosky married his awesomeness Howard Stern exactly as I have said in that previous post.

Congrats to the married coupled. Some Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern Wedding Pictures in the gallery below:

Alexa Ray Joel, this sweet piece of hot ass is a daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. 20 year old Alexa Ray Joel is an aspiring musician set to release her debut album titled “Sketches” through her own record label soon (anyone can release an album if they own a record fucking label). If you want to buy that crap, keep it locked on her official site that will surely have the discs for sale soon. Alexa Ray Joel MySpace Page already has three of her songs up, so you can listen to it before hand.

Even though Billy Joel is her daddy, he had divorced her mom Christie Brinkley and now her mom is getting a divorce again. From her current husband, the architect and philanderer Peter Cook. The reason for divorce is awesome – Peter Cook had sexual relationship with his assistant Diana Bianchi, who’s one year younger than Alexa Ray Joel. How awesome is that. I want to be filthy rich when I’m old and grumpy so I get to fuck 19 year old hos who are after the money.

Sex scandals are the best. You get to hear the most kick ass scenarios of what happened. Peter Cook allegedly paid Diana Bianchi to keep her sperm stained mouth shut so the affair doesn’t go public. That’s a lot of cash for so little. Just don’t talk about it and enjoy your $300k. But that’s not the case. Diana Bianchi is expected to testify against Peter Cook saying that she was seduced shortly after he hired her to work in his Hamptons architectural firm. Stupid whore gold digger. The bitch needs a hedgehog up her ass for this.

Alexa Ray Joel has been heard to support her mother in this divorce drama. Not like she understands what it’s like to fuck a 19 year old when you’re 50.