I’m the biggest animal lover in the world who would not normally laugh at any suffering or death of animals, unless it’s mosquitoes we’re talking about, but this video gave me the LULz nonetheless. It’s in some non English speaking country, perhaps The Netherlands. Students bought a present for their young and hot teacher – a pair of dwarf hamsters. When teachers walks in the class, they sing Happy Birthday To You in English and hand her the bag with live dwarf hamsters inside. Teacher freaks the crap out, drops the bag and instantly stomps poor hamsters without second guessing, depositing the bag in a garbage bin. She then ends the birthday joys and proceeds with lecture.
I don’t know whether this video is real or fake. I have the tendency to not believe anything I see on the internet. I would expect the teacher to feel the hamsters inside the bag as it was handed to her. They are lively little rats that move a lot so there would be something to feel as you grab a hold of the bag. And since of course the video was filmed from an angle at which you can’t see the stomping of the rats, it’s all left to our guessing. I go with fake, but funny all the same.

Roald Dahl was an author and a screen writer who had his fingers in such high profile movie flicks as You Only Live Twice – a James Bond movie, or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang – a Disney feature. His writing career is most recognized through some of the most successful children books that include Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Twits, James and The Giant Peach, Matilda and The BFG. Roald Dahl was an outstanding story teller able to master mischief through his writing like no other. It’s actually quite accurate to assume that Roald Dahl is one of the most unusual writers. His writing is as entrancing today as it had been before he died 17 years ago. Roald Dahl would have celebrated his 91st birthday today. Happy Birthday to you, Roald, Happy Birthday, man.





