Beer Steak Bullshit

While Alessandra Ambrosio is a pretty hot piece of ass and looks smoking in the bikini for Victoria’s Secret, she didn’t blow me off my socks as much as Miranda Kerr yesterday. These are just some paparazzi pictures, not officially released Victoria Secret photos of Alessandra Ambrosio which may be the reason why.

Brazilian chicks never did it for me. They lack cuteness. It’s all mass sexism, no girl next door cuteness in Brazil. Victoria’s Secret clearly has some marketing plans behind their belt which would explain why there are so many leaked pictures of their top models in bikini lately. Must have something to do with upcoming Christmas season. Enjoy the pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio if you like Brazilian ass in the gallery below:

Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures by FamePictures.com

It’s Friday afternoon, we need some items for men. Bia and Bianca Feres are identical twins form Brazil. The twins practice synchronized swimming and almost made it to the Olympic Games in Beijing to represent their home country of Brazil but didn’t make it on the boat. It makes no difference to the fact that they are one extremely hot couple of beach bodies. Surprisingly enough, the Feres Twins don’t look typically Brazilian. They are actually hot and natural. Both are naturally blond, have their own boobs and no penis in the underwear. Nice feminine look to both of them and that must be the first time I’m saying that about a Brazilian chick – I’d hit that. OK, I’m lying, I’d even hit a tranny if it came down to it, I’m so sex deprived but it changes nothing on the fact that Bia and Bianca Feres are ridiculously hot.

To make good use of the fact that Bia and Bianca are identical twins and that they both look incredibly hot, MTV Brazil employed the twins and gave them their own show. I can already see piles of North Americans buying new satellite receivers that can get Brazilian channels. Portuguese may still be an issue, but who cares what two blonds blabber about, just show those asses and we have a deal.

The gallery with lots of pics of Feres Twins is below. Nice material.

Sheyla Hershey had 8 plastic surgeries to get her boobs up to 34 FFF size. Obviously, that gallon of silicon she had stuffed in her bust started invading her brain cavities and fill up the space where brain should be. Because laws of her home state of Texas limit amount of silicon dumb skanks can put in their boobs for health reasons, she could not legally enlarge her tits any more there. So what does a dumb skank do? She packs up her silicone brain and goes to Brazil, where they don’t give a shit how much silicon you have in your brain. They’d stuff you up with some more. The result? Sheyla Hershey is now sporting size 38 KKK Boobs. I don’t even want to know what her head size is now.

To date, Sheyla Hershey had 18 surgeries, including nose jobs, lip jobs, fat ass job and of course – boob fucking job. Her 38 KKK Boobs got her a spot in Brazilian Guinness Book of World Records – something to be proud off. She should have got that spot for being the dumbest woman on Earth. She seriously needs to get back on the short bus.

I’m sure it’s an meant to be coincidence that her 38 KKK Boobs have that KKK in it. I mean – boobs that size should be considered armed and dangerous and a threat to the public. If that silicone explodes in presence of a black child and pokes it in the eye, Sheyla Hershey is gonna get charged with racially motivated attack. I’m still curious, though – how the fuck did Sheyla Hershey get from Houston to Brazil? She can’t take a plane. Her tits would detonate at 500 feet altitude.

Sheyla Hershey’s 38 KKK Boobs Pic from her official website SheylaHershey.net