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8 Year Old Laura Fontana Does Lady GaGa on Brazilian TV Talent Show

Happy — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:25:48 +0000

Meet 8 year old Laura Fontana from Brazil (also called Laura Montana – I don’t know which one is right). There is no knowing what Laura Fontana would like to become one day but one thing is for sure – she’s already got some good role models to follow – Lady GaGa. To take advantage of her age, mother of Laura Fontana put black lipstick on her daughter and threw her on stage of a Brazilian TV Talent Show without pants to sing songs and strike slutty moves of Lady GaGa. I’ve never heard any Lady GaGa’s song but is this what her music sounds like? Cause that would explain her try hard extravagant fashion attempts. She’s got to do something to draw attention to herself cause her music won’t. It’s not like Marilyn Manson – he also liked to draw attention onto himself by being extravagant and shocking, but his music kicked ass. Lady GaGa – if that’s your music… well, I’ll just shut up for now.

If you live anywhere in North America and decide to watch the video of said 8 Year Old Laura Fontana doing Lady GaGa on Brazilian TV Talent Show, you best make sure you have a powerful on line behavior traces eliminator. You wouldn’t want Chris Hansen walking into your room, asking you to take a seat over there. Santa of Brazilian Hill Tribe can afford to hug and kiss her, because they have no law or order in Brazil, but don’t even think about going that far in North America.

I’m pretty positive Lady GaGa will jump on the opportunity and board the next plane to Brazil to meet with Laura Fontana. Her music sucks so she must do something that will draw attention and coming to meet an 8 year old who chose that piece of trash for her idol sounds like a solid idea. All pedo bears aside, this is some serious PR. I could be a public relations manager of any star. I’d know what to do to get them media talking. Meantimely, can someone unslut Laura Fontana? She’s only 8 year old for Christ The Redeamer’s sake! Video of all that fuckery involving 8 Year Old Laura Fontana doing Lady GaGa on Brazilian TV Talent Show is below:

Alessandra Ambrosio Nowhere Near as Hot as Miranda Kerr

Happy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:36:06 +0000

While Alessandra Ambrosio is a pretty hot piece of ass and looks smoking in the bikini for Victoria’s Secret, she didn’t blow me off my socks as much as Miranda Kerr yesterday. These are just some paparazzi pictures, not officially released Victoria Secret photos of Alessandra Ambrosio which may be the reason why.

Brazilian chicks never did it for me. They lack cuteness. It’s all mass sexism, no girl next door cuteness in Brazil. Victoria’s Secret clearly has some marketing plans behind their belt which would explain why there are so many leaked pictures of their top models in bikini lately. Must have something to do with upcoming Christmas season. Enjoy the pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio if you like Brazilian ass in the gallery below:

Alessandra Ambrosio Pictures by FamePictures.com

Feres Twins Pics – Bia and Bianca, Hot Synchronized Swimmers from Brazil

Happy — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:03:28 +0000

It’s Friday afternoon, we need some items for men. Bia and Bianca Feres are identical twins form Brazil. The twins practice synchronized swimming and almost made it to the Olympic Games in Beijing to represent their home country of Brazil but didn’t make it on the boat. It makes no difference to the fact that they are one extremely hot couple of beach bodies. Surprisingly enough, the Feres Twins don’t look typically Brazilian. They are actually hot and natural. Both are naturally blond, have their own boobs and no penis in the underwear. Nice feminine look to both of them and that must be the first time I’m saying that about a Brazilian chick – I’d hit that. OK, I’m lying, I’d even hit a tranny if it came down to it, I’m so sex deprived but it changes nothing on the fact that Bia and Bianca Feres are ridiculously hot.

To make good use of the fact that Bia and Bianca are identical twins and that they both look incredibly hot, MTV Brazil employed the twins and gave them their own show. I can already see piles of North Americans buying new satellite receivers that can get Brazilian channels. Portuguese may still be an issue, but who cares what two blonds blabber about, just show those asses and we have a deal.

The gallery with lots of pics of Feres Twins is below. Nice material.

Sporting 38 KKK Boobs – Sheyla Hershey Needs Back on the Short Bus

Happy — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:18:56 +0000

Sheyla Hershey had 8 plastic surgeries to get her boobs up to 34 FFF size. Obviously, that gallon of silicon she had stuffed in her bust started invading her brain cavities and fill up the space where brain should be. Because laws of her home state of Texas limit amount of silicon dumb skanks can put in their boobs for health reasons, she could not legally enlarge her tits any more there. So what does a dumb skank do? She packs up her silicone brain and goes to Brazil, where they don’t give a shit how much silicon you have in your brain. They’d stuff you up with some more. The result? Sheyla Hershey is now sporting size 38 KKK Boobs. I don’t even want to know what her head size is now.

To date, Sheyla Hershey had 18 surgeries, including nose jobs, lip jobs, fat ass job and of course – boob fucking job. Her 38 KKK Boobs got her a spot in Brazilian Guinness Book of World Records – something to be proud off. She should have got that spot for being the dumbest woman on Earth. She seriously needs to get back on the short bus.

I’m sure it’s an meant to be coincidence that her 38 KKK Boobs have that KKK in it. I mean – boobs that size should be considered armed and dangerous and a threat to the public. If that silicone explodes in presence of a black child and pokes it in the eye, Sheyla Hershey is gonna get charged with racially motivated attack. I’m still curious, though – how the fuck did Sheyla Hershey get from Houston to Brazil? She can’t take a plane. Her tits would detonate at 500 feet altitude.

Sheyla Hershey’s 38 KKK Boobs Pic from her official website SheylaHershey.net

Beer Steak Bullshit » Brazil

8 Year Old Laura Fontana Does Lady GaGa on Brazilian TV Talent Show

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Alessandra Ambrosio Nowhere Near as Hot as Miranda Kerr

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Feres Twins Pics – Bia and Bianca, Hot Synchronized Swimmers from Brazil

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Sporting 38 KKK Boobs – Sheyla Hershey Needs Back on the Short Bus

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