Meet 8 year old Laura Fontana from Brazil (also called Laura Montana – I don’t know which one is right). There is no knowing what Laura Fontana would like to become one day but one thing is for sure – she’s already got some good role models to follow – Lady GaGa. To take advantage of her age, mother of Laura Fontana put black lipstick on her daughter and threw her on stage of a Brazilian TV Talent Show without pants to sing songs and strike slutty moves of Lady GaGa. I’ve never heard any Lady GaGa’s song but is this what her music sounds like? Cause that would explain her try hard extravagant fashion attempts. She’s got to do something to draw attention to herself cause her music won’t. It’s not like Marilyn Manson – he also liked to draw attention onto himself by being extravagant and shocking, but his music kicked ass. Lady GaGa – if that’s your music… well, I’ll just shut up for now.
If you live anywhere in North America and decide to watch the video of said 8 Year Old Laura Fontana doing Lady GaGa on Brazilian TV Talent Show, you best make sure you have a powerful on line behavior traces eliminator. You wouldn’t want Chris Hansen walking into your room, asking you to take a seat over there. Santa of Brazilian Hill Tribe can afford to hug and kiss her, because they have no law or order in Brazil, but don’t even think about going that far in North America.
I’m pretty positive Lady GaGa will jump on the opportunity and board the next plane to Brazil to meet with Laura Fontana. Her music sucks so she must do something that will draw attention and coming to meet an 8 year old who chose that piece of trash for her idol sounds like a solid idea. All pedo bears aside, this is some serious PR. I could be a public relations manager of any star. I’d know what to do to get them media talking. Meantimely, can someone unslut Laura Fontana? She’s only 8 year old for Christ The Redeamer’s sake! Video of all that fuckery involving 8 Year Old Laura Fontana doing Lady GaGa on Brazilian TV Talent Show is below:
Barack Obama is notorious for having an absolutely awful taste in women. I mean… look at Michelle Obama. And now this. While French president Nicolas Sarkozy looks like he’s letting out a silent fart, Barack Obama is checking out the ass of a 16 year old Brazilian girl called Mayora Tavares. And that’s where bad taste in women Barack Obama is notorious for kicks in again – that’s a Brazilian ass, Mr. Obama. You think you like that fat ass, but what you don’t know is that there’s a penis skillfully tucked in there somewhere. Those Brazilians are nasty, I tell you. You think you’re checking out a girl, but when the time comes to slide your hand down the slide, you’ll be up for a surprise. Tranny will want to get her turn up your ass too. Besides, the name Mayora Tavares is suspicious on its own.
The photo of Barack Obama checking out the girl is from a moment when G8 delegates were lining up for a group picture with junior G8 delegates and Mayora Tavares managed to squeeze her fat ass in there. I hope the photographer had wide enough lens there. Now that I think of it – that’s maybe why Brazilians have fat asses – cause they tuck their dicks up their own asshole as they try to hide them under the dress, it blocks natural flow of farts and that artificially inflates their asses to a point that you can’t see shit in a photo, just a big, fat Brazilian ass.
Maybe Barack Obama noticed something plugged up Mayora Tavares’ asshole and wasn’t sure what the hell it is and that’s why he’s checking out her ass. Maybe he was gonna tell her – Hey Mayora Tavares, you got dick up your ass. Oops, it’s your own dick… sorry!
And that’s also why Nicolas Sarkozy is pulling that grin – he knows. He knows Mayora Tavares is a tranny and he knows that Barack Obama doesn’t know. He’s laughing his ass off inside knowing Barack Obama is up for a surprise. You’re not looking at a girl when you’re checking out her ass, Barack. You’re not!
Photo by Reuters
