Beer Steak Bullshit

Hold your pedo dicks. This is not a child exploitation site, I’m just posting a video that’s on YouTube. This little girl is 9 year old and is from Peru. She’s re-enacted the music video of song Toxic by Britney Spears scene after scene. While production of the cover is pretty impressive, watching a 9 year old pulling off adult moves screams Pedo Alert big time.

It is important to recognize that anywhere in the world this girl will be seen as cute and awesome for pulling this off. In North America people will be outrage and will call for censorship of the internet. The land of the free!

The video is below. It contains footage of a 9 year old shaking her booty to Toxic the same way Britney Spears does in the same video:

Homegirl Britney Spears is always under a watchful eye of ever present camera lenses and it somehow always backfires on her despite efforts to keep it otherwise. Latest wardrobe malfunction? Tampon string hanging out of her panties at the show in Anaheim. Well, I guess being a girl sucks once a month and kudos to Britney Spears for putting on the show despite her period. This should trigger an effort on behalf of tampon makers to start making tampons that would not embarrass the celebrities. They should call it “Britney Spears Tampon” – a tampon that won’t leave you embarrassed in front of thousands of people.

I still liked the My Pussy is Hanging Out mishap of Britney Spears better. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still motorboat Brit Brit on period anyway, she could even keep that tampon in. I’d actually even play with that string that extends past vagina, cause Britney Spears’ camel toe looks undeveloped, lacking properly grown labia.

Britney Spears tampon video is below. Keep an eye on that string dangling from her panties. Isn’t that hot. If i were there in Anaheim, I’d whip out my members and give it a fap while Brit swirls that tampon strong before my fact. Work it babe…

Do you remember the second biggest controversy surrounding Britney Spears? Yes I’m talking about the If You Seek Amy aka FUCK ME sing. The mishap with her pussy hanging out tops it. First there only was the audio for If You Seek Amy but now we have the official video release and it’s available in High Definition. I have a beef with the If You Seek Amy Official Video – it looks pretty damn cheap. it just doesn’t have the spark and the production I’d expect from latest video release by Britney Spears. Did she cheap out and got herself an incompetent video production company to take care of such important video? I mean it is important – If You Seek Amy is currently the most talked about song by Britney Spears. Don’t screw over important songs, Brit. What’s the deal?

Yes, it seems like today is not only the Pi Day, it’s also the official Britney Spears appreciation day – at least here at Beer Steak Blog industries. And I even have nice things to say about her. Maybe I’ll luck out and get laid tonight. Karma should throw a cheap ho my way. I can feel it. I’ll unload one tonight. Damn… Where’s my camera. I should upload that hotness on here. It truly is a remarkable event. I hope I won’t pass out like the last time I ended up with two lesbians. Don’t ask, I’m still embarassed.

Britney Spears If You Seek Amy Official Video in High Definition is below: