Beer Steak Bullshit

Hold your pedo dicks. This is not a child exploitation site, I’m just posting a video that’s on YouTube. This little girl is 9 year old and is from Peru. She’s re-enacted the music video of song Toxic by Britney Spears scene after scene. While production of the cover is pretty impressive, watching a 9 year old pulling off adult moves screams Pedo Alert big time.

It is important to recognize that anywhere in the world this girl will be seen as cute and awesome for pulling this off. In North America people will be outrage and will call for censorship of the internet. The land of the free!

The video is below. It contains footage of a 9 year old shaking her booty to Toxic the same way Britney Spears does in the same video:

Rumors of who Britney Spears is rubbing her vagina with are very popular. When it comes to her agent Jason Trawick, the rumor of the two dating are nothing new. The same rumor hit the websphere the same time last year – maybe it’s an annual thing. Check out “Jason Trawick – Closer Look at Britney Spears Agent” for more info on last year’s alleged romance.

I was curious though – anybody knows what happened to Sundip Soparrkar? There was a big boo boo that he was throwing his penis into Britney Spears’ vagina about 6 months ago and somehow it got all forgotten. I thought that was something serious yet nothing again. Jason Trawick is a repeated romance. If it didn’t work last year, I doubt it will work this year. It’s likely just another over inflated story after the two were seen dry humping each other. Dry humping sucks, you just wet your pants with excitement juices but no semen comes out cause it’s not good enough.

Anyway, in the latest release of Jason Trawick dating Britney Spears rumor it is said that this time around it’s serious and that daddy Spears loves the guy. If daddy spears approved, the penis can go into a vagina. Nothing makes it to Britney Spears’ vagina unless Daddy Spears puts his seal of approval on it.

PS – yea, I’m back from my 10 days long trip to Iceland so there will be updates again. The trip was epic… did you miss me?

Homegirl Britney Spears is always under a watchful eye of ever present camera lenses and it somehow always backfires on her despite efforts to keep it otherwise. Latest wardrobe malfunction? Tampon string hanging out of her panties at the show in Anaheim. Well, I guess being a girl sucks once a month and kudos to Britney Spears for putting on the show despite her period. This should trigger an effort on behalf of tampon makers to start making tampons that would not embarrass the celebrities. They should call it “Britney Spears Tampon” – a tampon that won’t leave you embarrassed in front of thousands of people.

I still liked the My Pussy is Hanging Out mishap of Britney Spears better. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still motorboat Brit Brit on period anyway, she could even keep that tampon in. I’d actually even play with that string that extends past vagina, cause Britney Spears’ camel toe looks undeveloped, lacking properly grown labia.

Britney Spears tampon video is below. Keep an eye on that string dangling from her panties. Isn’t that hot. If i were there in Anaheim, I’d whip out my members and give it a fap while Brit swirls that tampon strong before my fact. Work it babe…

Remember Miranda Tozier-Robbins from American Idol season 5? Yeah, me neither. Well, the 26 year old ex American Idol contestants went crazy when she decided to stalk Britney Spears at her private residence in Calabasas. Security personnel guarding the property of Britney Spears noticed a camouflage wearing person creeping around the windows to the residence, went to check out on the situation and found Miranda Tozier-Robbins taking peeks inside, while carrying a backpack with a video camera inside. That must be the most boring celebrity stalker story ever. I thought stalker are more creative – you know, like they get in the house through the chimney, pack themselves up in a cupboard and quietly jerk off snooping at them through tiny gap. 21st century stalkers suck.

According to reports, when security people told Miranda Tozier-Robbins to leave as she was on a private property and could be charged with trespassing, she disregarded their requests and stalked on hoping for an encounter with Britney Spears. The security didn’t put up with any of that and called sheriffs people who removed Miranda Tozier-Robbins from the property. The ex-American Idol turned Britney Spears stalker is now charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct. The mugshot of her awesomeness is above.

The biggest joke is that Britney Spears was not even at home when Miranda Tozier-Robbins went on her routine stalk around the house. What was she thinking she’d accomplish? Take a picture of her washroom and sell it to OK Magazine? Boring. She needs to get her logistics straightened out. You don’t go stalking Britney Spears unless Britney Spears is around. That is of course provided it wasn’t the security guy she wanted to stalk. In which case she can give herself a Borat toned: “GREAT SUCCESS!”

Do you remember the second biggest controversy surrounding Britney Spears? Yes I’m talking about the If You Seek Amy aka FUCK ME sing. The mishap with her pussy hanging out tops it. First there only was the audio for If You Seek Amy but now we have the official video release and it’s available in High Definition. I have a beef with the If You Seek Amy Official Video – it looks pretty damn cheap. it just doesn’t have the spark and the production I’d expect from latest video release by Britney Spears. Did she cheap out and got herself an incompetent video production company to take care of such important video? I mean it is important – If You Seek Amy is currently the most talked about song by Britney Spears. Don’t screw over important songs, Brit. What’s the deal?

Yes, it seems like today is not only the Pi Day, it’s also the official Britney Spears appreciation day – at least here at Beer Steak Blog industries. And I even have nice things to say about her. Maybe I’ll luck out and get laid tonight. Karma should throw a cheap ho my way. I can feel it. I’ll unload one tonight. Damn… Where’s my camera. I should upload that hotness on here. It truly is a remarkable event. I hope I won’t pass out like the last time I ended up with two lesbians. Don’t ask, I’m still embarassed.

Britney Spears If You Seek Amy Official Video in High Definition is below:

Britney Spears still sports the hot and sexy. Despite somewhat shaking last year, Britney Spears pulled herself together under the supervision of her daddy Jamie Spears and is back in full swing in the music scene. Sales of her recently released Circus album are doing very good, she performs in sold out halls – Britney Spears is back and her music is actually less gay than it was before. Hmmm, she matured. To accompany the release of Circus album, Britney Spears posed for the lens of a photographer to shoot these Circus Promo Photos. And she really looks good in each of them.

Now, I do realize that promo shoots are heavily photoshopped before they are released for public eyes as photos, but still – it’s a nice change from puked out Britney Spears we were used to seeing not so long ago. Many photos are definitely photoshopped to give them that “Circus” appeal with obviously digital backgrounds but that was meant to be photographed like that and what can I say – Britney Spears looks hot in those photos. Grats to you Brit and here’s a wish you get back on track.

If only you could find the way to get rid of that leech Kevin Federline who’s ripping you right in the ass long distance. What a stupid mofo. Britney Spears should really find the way to scratch him off the leech list and cease the paycheck he receives. Daddy Spears deserves his pay – he got Britney back on track. But KFed? He’s just sucking her out like a leech. Find a big boot, brit and shove it up his ass already.

The gallery of 9 hot photos from Circus promo shoot with Britney Spears is below. Click twice for high resolution images:

I was starting to be proud of home girl Britney Spears who pulled herself together when daddy Spears took charge of her conservatorship. Not only has she pulled herself together, she even put a tour that looks like it’s gonna be a success when out of the blue came the My Pussy is Hanging Out news. The internet was all about Britney Spears’ pussy hanging out whole day and as it goes, there is a video of the slip now.

Britney Spears had a show in Tampa, Florida last night, the whole Circus performance went all smoothly, fireworks flashing, stage dancer twigging, then the song ends, Britney Spears goes off stage to change wardrobe, sound guy screws up and leaves her mic still on. The next thing – Britney Spears is heard by everyone at the hall say “My Pussy is Hanging Out”.

In today’s era of cell phone cameras, it is no surprise that there was a person recording the show. I think we will see classified ad on craigslist soon – pro sound guy, has experience working for Britney Spears, looking for job. Sure dude, you’re gonna get hired right away. Any more singers wanna let everyone know that their pussy is hanging out – hire this guy. He knows how to fuck you up.

OK, here comes the countdown till we have a plethora of remixes to Britney’s verbal slip. I can see David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel putting together a skit. The world will revolve around the “My Pussy is Hanging Out” slip. Britney Spears could not have asked for any better publicity. Sales of her album Circus are going to reach unheard of level starting… now.

The My Pussy is Hanging Out Video by Britney Spears is below:

It took me a sec to recognize Mel Gibson behind his Halloween mask. Pretty good way to embody d’Artagnan, but where’s his hat and cape? Wait… that’s a real chin strip and mustache Mel Gibson is wearing. That’s not a mask. He’s actually sporting a brand new look. I actually got to say he looks good. Maybe I’m just jealous cause after 34 years on the planet, I still have not developed proper ability to grow mustaches. My pubes aren’t worth growing cause they just make me look like John Travolta.

On a second thought, yeah I’m diggin’ Mel’s new look. It’s awesome. I’ve actually looked up all various beard styles that men wear. At least Mel Gibson is wearing manly trim. Can’t say that about Adnan Ghalib and his landing strip. So gay and Britney Spears wiped her vagina into it.

New Britney Spears song titled If You Seek Amy (in video below) is raising eyebrows and I can’t help but give kudos to Britney Spears. Girl is a genius. This is show business 101, she knows what she’s doing and she’s doing it right.

Britney Spears used a little word game to put together a song that offended enough people to get massive media attention. Media attention brings If You Seek Amy to people like me, who would never otherwise listen to it, because music of Britney Spears does not give me a hard on. That’s why I think Britney Spears truly deserves the fame she gets – cause she’s doing it right. Now let’s take a look at If You Seek Amy – it took me a minute to get it so I have to explain it to you, in case your brain is in your pants too.

The stand alone title of the song If You Seek Amy doesn’t really suggest all that much, but it starts making perfect sense when you put it in context in which Britney Spears signs the line. It goes something like this (excerpt from If You Seek Amy lyrics):

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to If You Seek Amy

If you say these lyrics fast enough or repeatedly several times, you’ll get what Britney Spears is saying right away. She’s awesome. She’s basically talking about boys and girls wanting to fuck her:

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to F*U*C*K ME

Britney Spears gets exactly what she needs and what she was aiming for with If You Seek Amy – controversy. The Parents Television Council is already complaining and wants the song off the air between 6 am and 10 pm saying it violates indecency laws. Give me a break you bunch of fucking prudes… However, it plays off well for Britney Spears. Everybody, whether fans of shitty music or not now wants to check out what If You Seek Amy is all about. Could she have promoted her own shitty music better? No damn way!

If You Seek Amy doesn’t even have a video to accompany it yet and is already on Billboard Top 100. The single appears on New Britney Spears album titled Circus. Fan made video to If You Seek Amy is below.

Britney Spears pic is from Good Morning America on ABC. Photo credit: Bryan Bedder for Getty Images

As Kevin Federline’s girlfriend, Victoria Prince has been bumping pie holes with K-Fed since December 2008. There isn’t much that is known about Victoria Prince, but allegedly she was a decent volleyball player back before she started sucking on Kevin Federline’s dick and as we know, Volleyball Players Have Seriously Sexy Asses. Whether she lured K-Fed into her vagina with the power of her volleyball ass is also unknown but I wouldn’t trust a volleyball player with anything else.

The fact that so little is known about Victoria Prince got on the nerves of former Kevin Federline’s wife – Britney Spears who is said to have set their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to spy on her and report back. Actually, Britney Spears has just asked the boys what Victoria Prince is like and if she stays overnight with daddy. She best start explaining the kids on why daddy stuffs his pee pee into that lady’s mouth cause they’re gonna open the door on them mid fellatio.

Poor Britney Spears. She gets milked big time by that douche K-Fed and she’s still all into him. He manipulates her like there’s no tomorrow and knows she gets jealous. So he plays the jealousy game and laughs his ass off from above. Britney needs to quit bumping her pie juices with weirdoes from abroad, like Sandip Soparrkar and hook up with a handsome white guy like… well… me. That’s funny how I fit the profile all of a sudden. I’d keep Britney Spears so happy she’d have no need to be jealous of some Victoria Prince. I’ll father her third son.

Victoria Prince is 6 foot tall. That’s some height. How does Kevin Federline put up with that. I assume it pays well if you’re a foot fetishist. You start licking the toes and by the time you’re up to her cooch, she’s all raunchy and you have ejaculated four times.