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By bumping her coochie pie with Sandip Soparrkar, Britney Spears has officially reached a whole new bottom. WTF is she thinking? Why does she hook up with all those weird characters from Middle East and South West Asia? Plus look at that guy Sandip Soparrkar. He’s got “GAY” written all over his face. Are there not enough straight guys in the world for girls to hook yo with? I mean “HELLO”… I’m right here, have no pussy to stick my dick into and Britney Spears flies to India to spread her vagina for a gay loon? That’s fucking disturbing.

Sandip Soparrkar is a choreographer from Bollywood who put together Britney Spears’ Womanizer video. Sources say that Britney Spears met Sandip Soparrkar at a party thrown by Madonna – here’s another fine girl who wastes her vaginal juices on bumping some weird characters from weird parts of the world, WTF?

True love that developed between most famous vagina in Hollywood and gayest choreographer in Bollywood during filming of Womanizer had Britney Spears fly to India to deliver her vagina right to the bed of said Sandip Soparrkar. I bet he keeps pink dinos under his blankets he’s so gay. The most disturbing shit is, that Britney Spears sneaked out of Hollywood to rub her pussy on gay’s face without anyone noticing. They were bumping it in India and no paparazzi had fucking clue where she was.

To make things funnier, Britney Spears calls her new boyfriend Sandy. She’s obviously the man in the relationship, she puts on one of strap-ons from Sandip Soparrkar’s collection and butt fucks the Indian till the content of his prostate explodes through his dick. Duh!

Rejected attention whore with a landing strip on him chin aka Adnan Ghalib keeps popping up claiming there is Britney Spears Sex Tape with his failed ass – he’s got it and he’s not afraid to use it.

Britney Spears Sex Tape with Adnan Ghalib was filmed in a hotel room in Mexico during one of their stays before Daddy Jamie Spears started to look after little Britney and sent Adnan Ghalib back where it belongs – to be a nobody. Attantion starved Adnan keeps popping up over and over, reminding everyone that he’s got a 2 hour worth of pink wig sporting Britney Spears Sex Tape but no bites. He shouldn’t be surprised. Even Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tape got attention, but nobody wants to see his sleazy landing strip rubbing against Britney Spears’ shaven vagina.

Adnan Ghalib told Heat Magazine that he would sell the Britney Spears Sex Tape for the right price, but is “not interested in selling out any other details about Britney”. Haha, what a douche. He’s got no issues cashing out on moving images of Britney’s penis squeezer muscles, but he won’t sell out anything else. Get a life already, Adnan. Your gold digging efforts somewhat worked, but you still failed. You should have made her pregnant if you wanted to get yourself secured for the rest of your life. If you score something on sale of this Britney Spears Sex Tape, you’re gonna use it up in month, cuase you tasted high grade lifestyle and then was dropped like a rag doll, so you’re looking to make up for the drop. Your 5 minutes of fame is up. Now take your landing strip out of sight.

Despite Britney Spears Gimme More MTV Awards 2007 Fiasco performance, Brit Brit was invited to bring on the opening speech at 2008 MTV Awards and mind-blowing opening speech it was. Britney Spears got everyone stunned with her touching words. Quoting Brit Brit:

“Thank you so much. Thank you for all the love. I’m here tonight to celebrate a very important birthday, the 25th anniversary of the VMAs. This is the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards and it starts right now.”

Isn’t that the most mind-blowing opening speech you have ever heard in your entire life? Like wow…

Below is the video of that memorable speech, but you either need to fast forward to get to the end or you’d have to be in the mood of watching the opening skit with Jonah Hill, the guy from Superbad. I could not stand that shit, I went right to the end cause that shit was painful. Britney Spears looked cute though.

So I intentionally avoided the whole VMA MTV Awards madness last night and decided to watch online porn again instead. It doesn’t look like I’ve missed much. Britney Spears and her opening speech must have been the highlight any way you spin it. Congrats to the winners though. This was the 25th anniversary of the MTV Awards. Good for them.

The pic of Britney Spears is from the VMA press conference. Video of her MTV Awards opening speech is below.

Britney Spears MTV Awards Image Credit: Splash News

Here’s another internet superstar. Kate McAlpine has a YouTube profile under the nick Alpinekat and her call to fame? Kate McAlpine raps about particle physics and the 17 mile circumference machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which is about to starts up on September 10, 2008.

You probably didn’t understand a thing of what I just said in that last sentence and neither do I. This is what I was able to learn about it (Kate McAlpine kind of explains it with her rap) – there’s a particle physics lab close to Geneva in Switzerland known as CERN. They’ve been working for 14 years on a machine called Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which they believe will find new particles, such as Higgs boson that give subjects weight characteristics, or the dark matter – the source of gravity, or antimatter that is believed to cancel matter. I’m as clueless about it as you are. Don’t ask…

Kate McAlpine is a 23 year old chick who raps about that stuff. She’s young and hot and all, but where’s the booty. Alpinekat, if you’re going to rap, show some booty or else it’s the waste of time. Regardless of how hot you are. You got to shake some of that booty, oil it up and show it in slim thong. What do you think rap is for? Science?

Kate McAlpine is getting popular on YouTube, though. She uploaded her video Large Hadron Rap a month ago and it already had over 600 000 views. That’s from an unknown author. I know that Chris Crocker can get 600k views in a manner of hours, but he’s Britney Spears’ gay twin sister. That gives him advantages.

BTW – I didn’t last through entire rap. I could not find any booty in it for over a minute so I got bored. Let’s just hope Kate McAlpine gets the memo and takes off some clothes next time. Ans let’s hope that Large Hadron Collider doesn’t get us owned when it’s turned on (did I just use words “hardon” and “turned on” in a single sentence?). I’ve already paid for a trip to Cuba I’m taking later this year.

I’ve made lots of fun of Britney Spears when she was a wreck (not so long ago) but looks like Daddy Jamie Spears is doing his job and is putting the wrecked pop star together. Britney Spears looks hot in new pictures. I totally want to say – Oops, you’re looking hot, babe. You’re actually a pleasure to look at again. Being this hot blonde with beaming smile is what you should always have been.

These new pictures are from the Generation Rescue gig that was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Britney Spears still has more work to do on herself to regain former hotness, which one can easily tell by the fact that Jenny McCarthy looks hotter than her. And she’s older (or maybe I’m just into MILFs). But Jenny’s one hot piece of meat.

Either way, I’m happy for Britney Spears. This is definitely the best she’s looked in about 2 years.

If you were Jamie Lynn Spears, the most famous teen mother and sister of Britney Spears who just gave birth to a first born baby girl named Maddie Briann, would you post her first ever pictures on your MySpace profile? The picture above what is allegedly Jamie Lynn Spears baby picture that she allegedly posted on her alleged profile. I’m having hard time eating it, and here is why:

Do you know how much media outlets offer for exclusive pictures of new born babies? It’s 7 figures. $10 million easy. Why would first Jamie Lynn Spears baby pictures get posted on her MySpace? She could make millions of dollars if she let professional photographers of some magazines do it. But then again – you never know, right? She’s the one who got knocked up at th age of 16 and carried a baby in her womb for 9 months. Heavens know how messed up a head of Jamie Lynn Spears is.

Anyway, what you see above was posted on a MySpace profile that claims to belong to Jamie Lynn Spears. Anyone can create a profile on MySpace and thousands claim to be somebody they are not. Guess we’ll have to wait before we know for sure whether these are real pictures of Maddie Briann or not. We’ll find out soon. Stay tuned.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a cute picture of Britney Spears (basically since her vagina flash in 2006) but now cute Britney Spears is back.

Britney took her kids Sean Preston and Jayden James riding mini SUV’s and being a good mom, she took a ride in a Mini Cadillac Escalade herself. I actually really think she looks cute in this picture. There’s been a good share of her going crazy, partying and losing herself day after day, but now a responsible mom in her keeps coming out and the sight of her is much more appealing. Good on her.

Last night’s South Park episode was dedicated to Britney Spears‘ phenomenon. Paps took a picture of Britney pissing on a lady bug and media made it a major story, cutting off Barack Obama’s speech. To escape ever watching paparazzi, Britney Spears goes to South Park where she stays in a local hotel.

Having heard the story of a guy who cashed in $100k for his footage of Britney Spears pissing on a lady bug, the South Park boys are determined to take pictures of the pop star and collect on it big time.

They get through the security guard by telling him that they are Brit’s kids, he let’s Brit know her kids came to visit her, but when she sees it’s not her kids, she realizes she can not escape attention, takes a shotgun and blows her head off.

Britney Spears is taken to a hospital with her head blown off, the media are all over it. However they focus on a fact that she has a plastic surgery scar on her boob without noticing that she’s missing her head.

When Britney goes to perform at music awards, the same thing happens – no mention that Britney Spears has no head, just that she’s fat and has a camel toe. So the South Park boys take on a mission to help poor lass out by taking her to the North Pole (South Park, North Pole…).

North Pole is no safe heaven for Britney as the paparazzi follow them there and make it clear that there is no stopping until she’s dead. When Britney Spears eventually dies, the truth is revealed that her pursuit is in fact a mission to sacrifice her in order for there to be a good harvest. Once Britney is dead, people turn their focus on next celebrity to sacrifice – Miley Cirus.

I kind of like that there is a message behind this South park episode. It was still South Park funny, but it also had a point and was well executed. The video is above, but it’s a full episode so it’s over 20 minutes long. Enjoy

World’s leader douchebag Kevin Federline is throwing a Big 30 Birthday Bash party at Pure club in Las Vegas on Friday, March 21st. It’s gonna be the most awesome douchebagery ball ever.

In his complete awesomeness, Kevin Federline is gonna get paid by Pure because he’s having his 30th birthday party there. Pure owners believe that K-Fed’s douche ass will attract shit loads of people and they will recover the monies many times over.

Some insiders claim K-Fed is getting at least 6 figures while others are certain her gets at least $175,000 for the night form Pure.

What an ass. He rips Britney Spears of shits loads of money month after month and he even gets paid from the club for his right to have a fucking party there. Whatever, Kevin Federline is still a douche. There’s no money that can buy his ass out of that.

Britney Spears‘ have just released new video that was rumored throughout the entertainment world within last few days. It’s for Britney’s song Break the Ice and is entirely cartoon/anime.

I can’t really say I like it, but I’m also tired of constantly pulling Britney’s leg so I’m just gonna go with – this is Britney Spears’ latest video – and that’s about all i have to say about it.

I’m assuming the character in Break The Ice is supposed to be Britney Spears. She doesn’t look nothing like Britney, but maybe that wasn’t the intent. It’s entirely different than any previous Britney Spears’ videos which I think is pretty cool. All her previous videos had her wiggling the ass into the camera and it got kind of boring. Going for anime blew a fresh scent into her music.