Muntazer al-Zaidi (also known as Muntadar al-Zeidi) was sentenced to three years in jail for throwing shoes at George Bush. Muntazer al-Zaidi became a worldwide recognized superstar after his heroic deed as a Bush Shoe Thrower. He failed to hit George Bush in the head, he missed with ech of two shoes he threw, that’s probably why he got three years in jail. The blasphemy.
30 year old Muntazer al-Zaidi had pleaded guilty to assaulting George Bush at the Iraq Central Criminal Court on December 14, 2008. After the sentence was read, Muntazer al-Zaidi shouted: “Long live Iraq!” According to lawyer, the Baghdad judge showed leniency because of al-Zaidi’s age and no previous convictions. He was facing up to 15 years in prison. I think judge was under pressure from the US and delivered the three year in jail sentence to please American special interest groups that support George Bush. I mean comon – three years for throwing a shoe? Let’s get real. Iraq or not, judge was either bribed or forced to deliver a sentence.
It still changes nothing on the fact that Muntazer al-Zaidi stole 2008 for himself. He was the hero of the year. Hope he pulls through the following three years. Even though it’s likely a death sentence. He will be tortured and then murdered and never seen again.
Remember Muntadar al-Zeidi – the baddest man of 2008? Muntadar al-Zeidi showed us all at the end of 2008 that he’s the shit by throwing his shoes at then president of the USA George Bush. Jackass missed his both shots, which only put him up on a baddest man of 2008 pedestal. Had he hit George Bush in the mug and gave him black eye, he’d definitely score a big one for the decade or a century. To commemorate the great deed of Muntadar al-Zeidi, orphanage in Tikrit, Iraq has erected a monument to a shoe thrown at George Bush.
The shoe monument actually resembles the shoe thrown at George Bush – it’s the same style shoe, just an oversized replica. It was put together by Iraqi sculptor Laith al-Amiri with assistance from orphans in Tikrit – children who became orphans as result of George Bush’s warring. The shoe monument is made of fiberglass and is coated with copper. The entire thing is 3.5 meters high, including concrete pedestal. Shoe itself is 2.5 meters long and 1.5 meters wide. The cost of making it was only $5000.
Muntadar al-Zeidi was arrested after his heroic deed and is now awaiting trial. He turned 30 earlier this month in jail. For curious minds – former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein who was executed by hanging was from Tikrit region.
Source: CNN
Muntadar al-Zeidi is a fun dude, but sucks at throwing shoes. US president George Bush (still a president) made a surprise, farewell visit to Iraq and held a press conference along with his buddy Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. While the two morons were talking bullshit, Muntadar al-Zeidi stood up, shouted “This is the farewell kiss, dog.” and “This is the end.” and threw both his shoes at George Bush.
Obviously, Muntadar al-Zeidi should have taken a shoe throwing training. He failed in that regard, while George Bush obviously did his homework taking thrown shoe dodging training. As such, none of the shoes hit George Bush, fucker ducked them both successfully.
Following the shoe throw, oddly looking men in black swarmed the press conference room and busted shoeless Muntadar al-Zeidi. I think he will soon be found dead with a brick in his mouth and his body showing signs of torture – nails pulled, 90% burns, eyelids poked out, asshole stretched (torturers need some loving too) and sand in his stomach. Good times ahead. George Bush is just friendly like that.
After the shoe throwing incident, the press conference went on and George Bush said that it was a size 10 shoe. Muntadar al-Zeidi has same size feet as me. According to reports, throwing shoes at someone in Iraq and other Arab cultures is a sign of disrespect. How elaborate. Here we just flip the fucker off. Shoes are fucking expensive. Steel toe boots cost arm and leg and I got to wear them cause how otherwise am I gonna look cool. I’m bald so emo hair is out of question and being overweight doesn’t help either. Big shoes fix the shit. It still doesn’t get me laid, but I day dream about masturbating hot lesbians with my steel toes.
The video of Muntadar al-Zeidi throwing shoes at George Bush in Iraq is below. It’s hilarious and irritating at the same time. I wish he hit the fucker. Bush deserves a good shoe in the mug before he leaves White House for another fucker – Antichrist Barack Obama.
