Beer Steak Bullshit

Laws exist to ensure public safety. How is it possible that there is no law banning females from driving is beyond me. Each woman behind a wheel of an automobile is a deadly weapon and a danger to public safety. No matter how politically correct you choose to be, women can NOT drive. Period. This should not be discussed any further. It’s an undisputed fact and action should be taken to prevent further damage to lives and property. Ban Female Drivers NOW!

The video above hit the internet several days ago. I was the only one who immediately identified the driver as a female when the video was posted on AlbertaStars.com. It was a no brainer – it takes a woman to deliver parking fail of such epic proportions and then casually drive away like nothing happened. I’ve been saying it all along, now it’s time to take action: Ban Female Drivers. For the sake of public safety, act not and ban female drivers immediately.

The woman who has no business driving in this video is Tripta Kaushal. 62 year old worthless driver (just as all women are) wanted to go to Extreme Fitness club in Thornhill, Ontario, Canada to get some fitness in her useless body but changed her mind after this epic parking fail. Instead of getting some fitness going, Tripta Kaushal casually reversed her BMW X5 and drove off like nothing happened.

What stupid wench did not realize (woman), is that her epic driving capabilities were recorded on club’s surveillance camera and posted on the internet. From there it was a mere question of time before the video took off and went viral. It takes a woman to deliver this shit.

One of the cars Tripta Kaushal destroyed was a 2004 Hyunday Elantra which belonged to Todd Jamison, system administrator at Extreme Fitness. He was obviously not happy seeing his piece of crap Hyunday destroyed, consulted the surveillance tapes and contacted the police. Through video enhancements, the police were able to get the license plate number of the SUV that destroyed Elantra and traced down the female driver – Tripta Kaushal.

Tripta Kaushal was charged with failing to remain at the scene of an accident and Todd Jamison… he was offered a brand new, 2010 Hyunday Elantra as a random act of kindness by Hyunday Canada. The best PR Hyunday could ever do for themselves. Congrats. Now if they only could lobby for banning of female drivers. We need to get the likes of Tripta Kaushal off Canadian roads.

Brits know how to deliver a message. Even though they took the idea of extremely graphic Public Service Announcements (PSA) from Canada, cause Ontario was the first to start with it when they have released their little pieces on workplace safety. The Texting While Driving Video segment is part of a 30 minute movie produced by the British government the purpose of which is to deter drivers from texting while driving. Nice of them – in Europe they actually have the laws making texting while driving illegal. This law has been there for at least 7 years, which is when I last spent some time in Europe. We still don’t have that here in North American. Maybe some jurisdictions (some provinces in Canada or some states in the US) do have texting while driving laws in place already, but as a general rule it is still not illegal.

I don’t understand how is texting while driving still illegal. I also don’t understand how it’s not illegal for females to drive but that’s a whole new topic. Seeing how each day my life gets put in danger by some stupid ho in a Cavalier texting her gay boyfriend to put his nasty dick in her ass makes me question what our government is waiting for. All of the three should be outlawed – female drivers, females spreading vaginas for wankers, texting while driving. Problem solved, public safety significantly increased. Isn’t that the purpose of most laws? Let’s protect general public and remove dangers from our streets. Well, maybe chicks sleeping with all the wrong guys is not a danger to public safety, but wouldn’t that make for a nice law?

BTW, if you haven’t seen any of the awesome Canadian workplace safety PSAs, check out this one video below:

That’s awesome. Former “person of interest” turned “Jasmine Fiore Murder Suspect” Ryan Jenkins fled back to his homeland of Canada to roam in my neighborhood. The “Megan Wants a Millionaire” reality TV star Ryan Jenkins must have ate some of that silicone from his dead wife’s tits to think that escaping to Canada will save him from being turned over to the Orange Country police. N00b. If he wanted to flee, he should have bolted for Mexico and then to Venezuela or another lawless country. Where is he gonna hide here in Canada. Unless Sasquatch himself shelters him inside a Tunnel Mountain in the Rockies, he’s not gonna be on the loose for too long. But then again, he never showed much smart. Afterall, he married Jasmine Fiore.

Orange County District Attorney confirmed that Reality TV star Ryan Jenkins is wanted for murder of Jasmine Fiore and warrant has been issued for his arrest. Tom Monson, Chief of Police from the Buena Park Police Department said they were gonna hunt Ryan Jenkins down in a “vigorous pursuit of justice” – lol. When a cop gets all poetic and poop, it gives me shizzles.

The police also revealed further details regarding murder of Jasmine Fiore – Ryan Jenkins allegedly also busted her teeth out and chopped off her finger. The motive of murder is unknown. It has also not been specified whether Ryan Jenkins is being charged with first degree or second degree murder.

Given Ryan Jenkins’ reality TV career – I keep wondering how he got on the show and how he stayed there? I thought Megan wanted to score herself a millionaire, but not a married millionaire. Ryan Jenkins was married to Jasmine Fiore. I also don’t get how he didn’t realize he would be the primary suspect in his wife’s murder case. Being a millionaire, he could have paid a hitman to take her down. Or just give a couple hundred bucks to some El Salvadorian gang members to rape her and slice her up and that would be it. He’d have solid alibis by being a guest of honor at a resort in Ibiza, the life would go on nice and sweet. Megan Wants a Millionaire TV show would not get any negative PR and there would be more interesting story to write.

I’m also surprise the homeless man who discovered the dead body of Jasmine Fiore in a Buena Park dumpster did not try to take her tits. Isn’t silicone recyclable? He could have made himself a couple of bucks. That’s what he was looking to get by going through garbage anyway – something to recycle. BTW, according to Alberta Justice, Ryan Jenkins was sentenced to 15 months of probation for assault in January 2007. Background checkers from Megan Wants a Millionaire definitely slacked out when they’ve let this star on their reality TV.

Look at the face of a douche. Jasmine Fiore was found dead in a dumpster, stuffed inside a suitcase (must have been quite a job to fit those silicones in there) and Ryan Alexander Jenkins is a “person of interest”. Whether he’s a murderer we don’t know yet, but looking at the picture I can answer one thing for sure – yes, he’s a douche. You got to be a douchebag if you wear stupid pubestache like that.

Aside from being a potential murderer, garbage bin depositor and suitcase stuffer of Jasmine Fiore, Ryan Alexander Jenkins is also a reality TV contestant. That’s right, Ryan Alexander Jenkins got his douche ass on VH1’s Megan Wants A Millionaire. That means that he’s a millionaire, right? Well, he better be, cause if convicted of murder of Jasmine Fiore, he’s gonna need some change to buy Hubba’s favor which is the only way to get fucked with lube. Otherwise he’s gonna have to take Hubba’s dick up his dry ass.

I can hear you asking – aside from being a douche and a reality TV contestant, what else is this Ryan Alexander Jenkins? Well sadly – he’s a Canadian. And not only that. He’s Alberta, right from Calgary. If I looked outside the window, I might see him there. Why do people from my province have to be such amateur murderers? I thought after Jasmine Fiore’s dead body was discovered, that it’s gonna be one of those mindblowing criminal cases similar to Black Dahlia in which the murderer has never been found. That would immortalize Jasmine Fiore but now that there is a suspect basically right after her body was discovered, she’s got no chance of becoming as famous as Elizabeth Short. I’m sorry Jasmine Fiore, I tried finding something worthy of remembering about you, but Buena Park police spoiled it all. Skilled chaps, these are, I tell ya.

The police say that Jasmine Fiore was strangled to death. If Ryan Alexander Jenkins is in fact her murderer – I can’t help but wonder what would prompt a 32 year old real estate developer/investment banker (whatever title you give it, at the end of the day it equals “millionaire”) to kill young woman. Seemingly he had everything he wished for – a pubestache, an appearance on VH1, a bank account full of green stuff… why killing a blonde? WHat was missing in his life that he would wrap his douche hands around her neck and squeeze tight? This will be an interesting case to follow. Ryan Alexander Jenkins is probably somewhere in Venezuela or Thailand by now.

EDIT: latest news has it that Ryan Alexander Jenkins and Jasmine Fiore were married. TMZ was allegedly contacted by lawyers of Ryan Alexander Jenkins who said that their client will co-operate with the authorities. See? I told you he was a douche. Who else would marry Playboy representative with fake boobs? RIP Jasmine Fiore

This Squirrel Vacation Picture is real – no photoshop there. The squirrel totally stole the scene for himself – no shame whatsoever. Melissa Brandts and her husband wanted to take a picture of themselves in the rugged wilderness of the beautiful Lake Minnewanka in the Banff National Park which is part of the Canadian Rockies, they put the camera on the rock, posed themselves up in front of it, pulled a happy smile when out of the effin blue a squirrel popped right in front of the camera and stole the shot. Total hotness in his eyes. The squirrel has natural modeling talent, he should be cast by Elite and pose for pictures in Tokyo, Milan and Paris. Send scouts to the Canadian Rockies. We have squirrels there that are naturally photogenic and are not afraid of cameras.

The squirrel vacation picture was submitted by Mrs. Melissa Brandts to the American National Geographics where it gains all kinds of applause. Canadian Squirrels for the win!

RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) are investigating an incident from Courtenay, B.C. (British Columbia – a province in Canada where BC Bud is from) in which a 38 year old Jay Phillips was attacked in what the police believe was a racial attack. The video shows the attackers – three young, Caucasian males throwing punching and yelling racial slurs at Jay Phillips who’s of African descent.

Jay Phillips works as a landscaper in Courtenay, a town about 220 km northwest of Victoria. He was walking past the fast food restaurant last Friday when a truck full of people yelling racial slurs passed by. The red truck then pulled over and three males jumped out, surrounded Jay Phillips and confronted him. He was able to fight back and reported the incident to the police so as to prevent such attacks from happening to other kids who may not be able to protect themselves as well as he did.

The video of the attack was posted on YouTube, however who recorded it is not known. After review of the video, the police had said that they were questioning the witnesses and admitted that there may have been racial elements in the attack. Jay Phillips told the media that:

I think everyone should be allowed to walk down the street with their head held up and proud of who they are. Everybody.

I have just watched this excellent documentary titled Earthlings. The name of the documentary may not suggest it at first, but it does make a lot of sense once you start watching it. It’s a video about animal abuse. Perhaps one of the harshest and most comprehensive video documentaries on animal abuse produced to date. It’s not easy to watch at all, especially if you’re an animal lover and human hater like me. Earthlings basically dips into every situation known to men involving animals and how we as fellow Earthlings have come to exploit animals, abuse them and brought many on the brink of destruction. Earthlings documentary is narrated by Joaquin Phoenix – great guy, great actor, animal rights activist and an overall great person with fantastic voice. Director and producer of Earthlings – Shaun Monson could not have picked a better person to narrate this documentary. It also comes as no surprise that Earthlings documentary is fully supported by Woody Harrelson – an activist for sustainable life choices. Musical score for Earthlings has been provided by another activist and an excellent musician – Moby.

Earthlings documentary is divided into five main section: Pets, Food, Clothes, Entertainment, Research. Each of these “industries” if you will involve animal abuse and exploitations, oftentimes done behind closed doors so average folk doesn’t know the real deal. The documentary reveals all the colorful details of mistreatment of animals with recordings of actual events that will make your non existent heard bleed tears. It’s saddening how far we as humans have fallen. The documentary also dubs into seal hunting in my home country of Canada. It also talk about (to me the most shocking) dolphin mass slaughter in one of my favorite countries – Japan and also talks about whaling which is done in great deal in another of my favorite countries – Iceland. So unfortunate so many great countries disregard the fact that animals have feelings. Animals experience fear and pain, more so than humans as many of their senses are developed better than same sense in humans, hence the experience of pain through these fine nerves is more intense.

Earthlings is definitely a great documentary that everyone should see. Prepare for a rollercoaster of images that will make you extremely sad and upset. It doesn’t help one bit that I have just seen another gut wrenching animal abuse video – Kenny Glenn beating and abusing cat Dusty. Not to mention that fail of humanity with chimpanzee in Connecticut I mention in my previous post that deals with the cartoon by Sean Delonas.

I truly feel like animals should really just gang up on us disgusting humans and exterminate us once and for all. We’re the scum of this Earth. We are the one destroying it and we’re also destroying these precious animal. Shame on us. We deserve the worst of punishments. Everybody, please watch Earthlings and reconsider what you eat, what you wear, what you use and what you watch for entertainment. Make adequate lifestyle changes for the better. These defenseless animals need it. If you don’t do it, then who will? Please

Earthlings Documentary – Animal Abuse Video narrated by Joaquin Phoenix is below:

Snow in Las Vegas – yeah, that phrase doesn’t go together very well. Las Vegas is better known for its hot, often very hot weather and now this. 3.6 inches of snow fell in Las Vegas during rare snowstorm that engulfed the sin city on Wednesday and Thursday. It’s the most snow Las Vegas has seen since January 1979, when the city got covered with 7.5 inches of snow.

This type of sprinkle is not even considered snow here in Canada. But it’s always fun to see how areas of the world located in warmer climates deal with unusual snow falls. Vegas was just as anything else – paralyzed. The airport was closed, traffic was head over heels, people freaked out… Makes me laugh my ass off. But to ease it all up, it happens in Canada too. Province of Alberta, where I’m from is very cold and we get snowed a lot. After we’d dealt with cold weather and blizzards for months, Ontario gets a little sprinkle and it’s on national news cause the whole city of Toronto gets paralyzed. Fucking newbs

Anyway, after crazy snow storm on Wednesday, the it has cleared up in Las Vegas on Thursday but snow was still all over the place. The planes were landing again and people had the opportunity to snap pictures by the famous “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada” sign surrounded by white sheet of snow.

More pics from snowy Las Vegas below. All pics are copyright Getty Images.

Pictured above is a fine young man from Shanghai by the name of Chen Jun. Chen Jun admitted to killing Canadian model Diana O’Brien by repeatedly stabbing her after she caught him trying to steal her laptop. Chen Jun, who’s a migrant worker from eastern China’s Anhui Province is now facing a death sentence in China.

22 year old Diana O’Brien thought her vagina was worth crap loads of money and left for Shanghai. After two weeks of realizing her vagina wasn’t worth all that much she started planning to come back home to Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada. On July 7, 2008 – a month before the Olympic Games in China, Diana O’Brien was found in a pool of her own blood.

18 year old Chen Jun had a trial yesterday and admitted that he walked into the apartment where Diana O’Brien lived because he saw the door open. Diana O’Brien caught him stealing her notebook, Chen Jun pulled out the knife. She ran to the stairwell, he ran after her. She was clumsy and couldn’t run, he was young and athletic so he caught her. And started stabbing her like there was no tomorrow.

The body of Diana O’Brien was discovered by the janitor the following morning. She was already modeling in heaven. Shanghai police had video surveillance footage that lead them to Chen Jun who was arrested 4 days after the murder. Chen claimed he’d lost the job and needed money to get back home. He went to the choker instead. The final verdict is yet to be delivered, but according to Chinese laws, Chen Jun could be facing capital punishment.

Chen Jun Photo by Associated Press

The Dionne Quintuplets

The Dionne Quintuplets – five identical quintuplets were born in 1934 and are known to be the first set of identical quintuplets to survive for more than a couple hours. They were born 2 months premature in Corbeil, just outside of Callander, Ontario, Canada and became international celebrities straight after their birth.

Five sisters, who prefer to be called the Dionne Sisters, rather than the Dionne Quintuplets are also known as the only identical quintuplet girls ever born. Annette and Cecile Dionne are last two remaining Dionne sisters who are still alive. Emilie Dionne died in 1954 of suffocation during epileptic seizure, Marie Dionne passed away in 1970 due to blood clot of the brain, Yvonne Dionne lived till 2001 and died of cancer. There were movies filmed in the 30’s that were inspired by the Dionne Quintuplets. It’s quite something to give birth to five kids.

The Dionne Quintuplets are pictured in the image above with Mitchell Hepburn, the youngest Premier in the history of Ontario.