Can you see me on this beach? No you can’t, because I’m not there yet. Not until tomorrow. I’m gonna head to bed early today, for my alarm clock goes off at 4am to get me ready to board a plane to Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. This will be my 2010 edition of an unforgettable annual vacation in the Dominican Republic. I’m so excited…
I visited Dominican Republic last year (2009) but only got a chance to explore all of the north coast, from Puerto Plata, through Sosua, Cabarete, Rio San Juan, Cabrera, all the way to Samana peninsula where I spent most of my time. I wanted to go whale watching, but it didn’t work out for me. Hopefully this year and hopefully I’ll also get a chance to check out Los Haitises national park. I climbed the magnificent 27 waterfalls on the river Damajagua last year though, which was the highlight of my trip. However a horse ride to El Limon waterfall up the mountain was also exciting and a swim under thundering falls was enthralling.
This year I’m heading to Punta Cana and other than making it back to Samana to get some whale watching happening, I’m gonna focus on the east coast around Bavaro and some of the south. I love Dominican Republic. I’m renting an SUV for a week so I’ll be moving around. I don’t do all inclusive vacation stays at resorts. Last year was all about the Atlantic Ocean, 2010 will be more about the Caribbean Sea. It is quite likely that I won’t get a chance to get on the internet until after I have returned back to Canada on January 22, 2010 so Beer Steak Blog may not get any updates while I’m vacationing. It’s all for the good for after I have returned, my mind will be fresh and my body relaxed and I’ll be able to jump right on more bullshitting. Stick around, I got to go kick some ass in the Dominican Republic. This country is so awesome I go there every year. 2010 sounds like a good one. I so can’t wait.
Check out this video about the highlights of the Dominican Republic:
Punta Cana Beach Photo courtesy of the Dominican Republic Tourist Board
Water Island is the smallest and the newest of the inhabited US Virgin Islands in the Caribbean, after Saint Thomas, Saint John and Saint Croix. According to the census from 2000, the population of Water Island is 161. Being less than 500 acres in size and overshadowed by its bigger brothers, Water Island doesn’t get as much traffic making it a tranquil getaway destination.
You can get to Water Island from Crown Bay in Saint Thomas, USVI by a ferry. There is one beach on Water Island called the Honeymoon Beach. Thanks to island’s remoteness, the beach is never overcrowded and is likely to be deserted giving you the feeling of being on your own private beach. I have personally rode a speed boat by Water Island but never actually physically stopped to enjoy the tranquility. I’m surely heading that way on my next trip to the Caribbean Sea.
I know you all can’t wait what Prince William’s penis and Kate Middleton’s vagina looks like and your wishes are about to come true. Prince William and Kate Middleton hed their personal digital camera stolen and as it turns out, the chip could contain sex pics of the couple doing nasty things to each other. Let the sexual fantasies take off – what do you think sex between Prince William and Kate Middleton looks like? Prince William probably puts a ring gag in Kate Middleton, ties her up in unescapable Japanese bondage, puts clothes pins on her nipples and labia and slashes her with a cane. And she screams: “Thank you, Master!” – Nah, I made that all up. Prince William would never do that to her. Kate Middleton looks like she could easily take it in the ass. My type of lay…
Enough blabber. British The Sun reports that they were offered sex pics of Prince William and Kate Middleton that are reportedly on a flash card from a stolen camera. Two guys who claim they’ve got the cam with intimate pics asked for £50,000.
Instead of creating another sex scandal, The Sun reported the buggers to the police who arrested one guy who’s now held on suspicion of theft and attempted money laundering. FAIL!
Aside form boring pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton swimming and frolicking together, the camera reportedly contained pictures of the couple making out in the Caribbean while on the holiday. The Royals made sure none of the pics leak to the public and The Sun did their civic duty in protecting the family. I’m sure there were pictures much juicier than what we’re being told, but Queen wouldn’t be impressed if hard core BDSM pics of her grand son got plastered all over the net. If he keeps it up, we’re gonna get them sooner or later. I’m all juiced up already…
Prince William and Kate Middleton image credit: WENN
Source: Bumpshack
