Time-lapse Video of the Life Cats Have While You Are at Work

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

This cute timelapse video will answer the question that’s been on your mind forever – what do my cats do at home while I’m at work. The answer is in the video but let me spoil it for you – a big pile of nothing. They sleep, then sleep some more, then twitch and sleep on. Life of cats is this tough. Cute

 

Bitsy – World’s Smallest Cat at Only 1.5 Pounds (video)

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Bitsy is so tiny, she only weighs 1.5 pounds, stands 6.5 inches tall and measures 18 and 3/4 inches from tail to nose. Auriette Lindsey of Pensacola, Florida who’s the owner of Bitsy is trying to find out whether Bitsy could make it to the Guinness Book of World Records as the World’s Smallest Cat. People will never change. Exploiting poor animals for owner’s profit will always take priority.

Auriette Lindsey told WEAR-TV that she’s trying to get Bitsy in the Guinness Book of World Records as the World’s Smallest Cat, but their officials want to see the video and pictures of how the cat is measured to make sure they are no misrepresented figures. Auriette Lindsey insists that Bitsy was born of normal sized cat and the rest of the litter was normal sized as well.

Current holder of the World’s Smallest Cat lives in Louisiana and is heavier than Bitsy, but shorter. Guinness Book of World Records officials should declare who the World’s Smallest Cat in 6 weeks. Cute video with Bitsy is above.

 

Kitty Dies after Point Blank Gun Shot to the Head

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Warning, some may find this video disturbing. Innocent kitty is shot point blank to the head. With a hand gun. I mean literally… a hand gun. Poor kitty :D

 

Ugly Bat Boy – What a Beautiful Kitty (pics)

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Ugly Bat Boy - What a Beautiful Kitty

Cats are so gorgeous. Look at this beautiful boy who got nicknamed Ugly Bat Boy. Isn’t he just previous?

Ugly Bat Boy is bold all over his body, except from his chest where fur grows widely. He’s currently a resident kitty at Exeter Veterinary Hospital and his favorite spot is atop a computer (because of the heat). Because of his unique appearance and striking name, Ugly Bat Boy has been a celebrity with local and international media coverage. We at Beer Steak Bullshit industry recognize worthy adepts to the hottest bitch on the net library and Ugly Bat Boy definitely deserves a nomination.

Obviously, veterinary clinic in Exeter is abusing the fact that Ugly Bat Boy is such a beautiful kitty to boost their advertising efforts and it’s working out. Dr. Stephen Bassett surely approves of this. But let’s go back to our gorgeous kitty Ugly Bat Boy.

When he was born, Ugly Bat Boy had a twin sister who looked just like him. Sadly, she didn’t live to see the fame and died when she was only weeks old. I’m sure deep inside his gorgeous soul, Ugly Bat Boy dedicates all his thoughts to his little sister.

Ugly Bat Boy is 8 years old. The stuff at Exeter Veterinary Hospital addressed questions about him be putting up fliers that said he was a normally kitty, just looked ugly (dumb bitches, he’s beautiful, why would you call that beauty “ugly”?). I hope he enjoys the attention and lives a long a happy life. Here’s to Ugly Bat Boy – the beauty of the day.

More pics of Ugly Bat Boy are in a gallery below:

 

Gothic Kittens – Not Funny At All (pics)

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Gothic Kitten - Pierced Ears

Sadness before Christmas. These beautiful black kittens have been mutilated by piercings in order to make them look “gothic” so a mean person can make money off of it. Gothic Kittens were pierced in ears, neck and tail and ads for sale were posted on several classifieds and auction websites, including eBay. The woman from Luzerne County, Pennsylvania who was selling gothic kitten was tracked down and poor kitties were removed from the torturous home by humane officers.

Luzerne County officers from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals were notified after Gothic Kittens ads were reported by compassionate citizens. Sale of live animals is prohibited on eBay so that was easy to spot.

When humane officers obtained the search warrant from the judge and entered the house, they found three pierced kittens, one cat and there was also a dog that was pierced too. What cruel owner. The bitch needs to have her asshole pierced… Vlad Tepes style.

According to Timesleader, the homeowner was running a pets grooming service named Pawside Parlor in the basement of her house. She should have called it Kitten Torture Dungeon instead, fucking bitch!

You can help making this stupid bitch pay by contacting Wilkes-Barre Courthouse attorney Jackie Musto-Carol either by email at jackie@jackiemustocarol.com or by phone at 570-825-1674. Insist on pressing this case to the fullest extent of the law including jail time. I hope this is the last time we hear of such atrocity as Gothic Kittens.

 

Dog Saves Dog Video

Friday, December 5th, 2008

This is one of those things that will make your heart bleed. This dog saves dog video starts with a gruesome recording of one dog getting hit by a car. Towards the end of video another dog enters to scene and despite busy traffic, starts pulling the injured dog, that was still alive to the side of the road, away from crazy traffic. Realizing that injured dog is in pain, the saving dog used his paws, rather than teeth to drag wounded animal to safety.

Dog saves dos is an incredible showcase of animal genuinity and care. I wish one could say that about people. While dog risks his life to save another pooch, no driver actually stopped. They showed no respect for other living creatures. It’s terrible.

I have just returned from Cuba where street dog problem seems to take a whole new level. There are countless numbers of them – unspayed, unneutered, they continue to breed, without home, without anyone to look after them, filling up the streets and roads everywhere. I was driving a rented car and stopped several times, not only for dog, but also cats and a particular bird that looks like a small dove (they run across roads not watching out). I can honestly proclaim that I have not hit another animal. Too bad other drivers are not like that. Luckily, injured dogs have other dogs to look after them.

It’s a beautiful dog saves dog video to make your miserable Friday morning better.