Beer Steak Bullshit

3/3/09

Happy Square Root Day, gang. And what a special day it is. It doesn’t happen often that we’d have a day when both day and month would both be the square root of the year’s last two digits. Such special day only occurs nine times in hundred years. If this is not the reason to party, then I don’t know what else is.

Keep in mind that next square root day is not coming until April 4, 2016. Square Root Day is more precious than birthday or Christmas both of which come once a year. I’m pretty sure Megan Hauserman won’t celebrate square root day, cause you need to have basic math skills to appreciate the preciousness of such day, but all of you my dear readers surely do, right?

OK OK, so I’ll explain it in plain terms – 3 is a square root of 9, get it? Happy Square Root Day everyone. Blow a bong for me, will ya? – 3/3/09

This is one absolutely awesome video of a dog having time of his life plowing through piles of snow. According to YouTube user baileyandfriends, the video was recorded in late 1990’s in Colorado after a heavy snow blizzard. Bailey the dog went absolutely nuts throwing himself into the snow and just plowing his way through thoroughly buries in white oblivion.

I’m not a dog expert so I can’t tell you what breed Bailey the dog is, but maybe some of the readers will know and fill the rest of us in. The video is accompanied by a pretty obnoxious Christmas tune, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Daniel Noriega, that faggy chick slash emo kid of a dude and a contestant of American Idol recorded this Christmas wish video before he got on American Idol. He posted it on MySpace to fix up his emo insecurities but now that the video got picked up by bloggers he pulled it down. However it was saved and can still be found on YouTube (watch it before someone goes cry-baby at the youtube admins).

Danny Noriega pretty much has a Christmas song going in the background and which he rolls his eyes to it. When Danny goes “All right, enough” the music stop and he proceeds to the Christmas wish itself. And what did Daniel Noriega had to wish us all?

Well he reminds us that he’s making a Christmas video because it’s almost Christmas and he would like to wish all of the guys a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (he sort of sings that part). Then he cut to the cheese by saying:

“OK, fuck that shit. I hope Santa Claus rapes your fucking mother and I hope you all get coal, because you’re all pieces of shit, Bah!” He ends it with a cute smile for us all to enjoy.