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Busted at Christmas Party Video

Happy — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:47:47 +0000

This seems too awesome to not be fake, but let’s pretend we believe just for one second. Christmas or not, when you need to bust you nut, you need to bust your nut and they say chicks are hornier in winter than in summer cause they are not getting as much of it. This Busted at Christmas Party video appears to have taken place at a workplace. Some kind of storage room full of filing paper is entered by a guy and a girl in heat ready to whip it up and celebrate Christmas in style – along with sperm decorated Christmas cake. I kind of thought the bust would be in that chick having a penis but it didn’t happen to be the case. It was a set up never the less. The chick was quite possibly part of the team that put it all together. Must have sucked for the guy cause the two were likely co-workers so he had this crash on the chick whole year and now it looked like Christmas was the best time of the year to make a move and everything went as he’d desire from the beginning…

I betcha 15 minutes later, after the guy came to he excused himself and went to finish off his horny nut in the washroom.

Wishing You a Merry Christmas with Beer Bottle Music

Happy — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:58:50 +0000

Tis the season and I would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Even though I’m not a big fan of Christmas and consider it one of the most depressing times of the year, I still respect it and hope you’ll have a good one. I will quietly suffer through it and patiently wait for it to be over as soon as possible.

Top make your enjoyment and my grumpiness better, I would like to share this cool beer bottle music with you. A group of people who call themselves The Bowen Beer Bottle Band put together a music to the melody of “Do You Hear What I Hear?” by playing nothing but (mostly) beer bottles. It’s really cool and gives whole new meaning to “Merry Christmas”. Again, I hope you all enjoy yours and don’t drink too much beer. It makes you gut big.

Philippines Mayon Volcano Eruption on Christmas 2009

Happy — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:24:49 +0000

Philippines is one of world’s most dangerous countries ranking right up there along with Iraq and Afghanistan. Only suicidal people would choose Philippines as their vacation destination but it looks like the dangers of the Philippines are far more stretched. Mother Nature is about unleash her fury through eruption of Philippines’ most active volcano – Mayon Volcano. Since Philippines are half day ahead of North America, it’s already December 23, 2009 there and Mayon Volcano has been hurling more and more lava for 8 days. More than 50 thousand people living in Legazpi city and surrounding areas in Albay province have been evacuated or fled their homes as Mayon Volcano clouded the sky with ashes and sulphuric fumes.

The Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology warns that major explosion is quite likely still before the end of 2009. Meantime, the alert level for Mayon Volcano has been risen to four. On the one to five scale, three means that major eruption will occur in near future. Five means that an eruption is happening right now. Four basically means that an eruption is more or less imminent.

Mayon Volcano is located 300 miles (about 500 kilometres) southeast of Philippines’ capital Manila and has erupted 48 times since nations started keeping track of the eruptions. The video of Mayon Volcano covering Philippines in thick white smoke on Christmas of 2009 is below:

Photo of Philippines Mayon Volcano belching out lava by Associated Press

Andrew Hart – It’s Christmas (video)

Happy — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:21:52 +0000

I know you’ve been dying to hear new, striking Chrismas music this holiday season so let me introduce you to the masterpiece titled It’s Christmas by latest singing sensation Andrew Hart. You best jump on the bandwagon because Andrew Hart is the new Tay Zonday and It’s Christmas is the new Chocolate Rain. You don’t want your neighbors to own It’s Christmas before you, because it will show how slow and backwards you are so get right on it. You can purchase future #1 song on t3h interwebz by going to gottabeandrew.bandcamp.com. The song only costs $.99 and there is no denying this will be a major hit. You’ve heard it here first.

Once you got yourself your new It’s Christmas song from talented Andrew Hart, you can sing along with me: “Santa’s coming down the CHIMM-ERR-NEEEEE”. If you wish to see more videos by Andrew Hart, check out his YouTube channel by looking up his username GottaBeAndrew (Gotta Be Andrew – for easy remembering). The video of the song is below:

Happy Square Root Day – 3/3/09

Happy — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:40:50 +0000

3/3/09

Happy Square Root Day, gang. And what a special day it is. It doesn’t happen often that we’d have a day when both day and month would both be the square root of the year’s last two digits. Such special day only occurs nine times in hundred years. If this is not the reason to party, then I don’t know what else is.

Keep in mind that next square root day is not coming until April 4, 2016. Square Root Day is more precious than birthday or Christmas both of which come once a year. I’m pretty sure Megan Hauserman won’t celebrate square root day, cause you need to have basic math skills to appreciate the preciousness of such day, but all of you my dear readers surely do, right?

OK OK, so I’ll explain it in plain terms – 3 is a square root of 9, get it? Happy Square Root Day everyone. Blow a bong for me, will ya? – 3/3/09

Crazy Dog Having Time of his Life in Piles of Snow (video)

Happy — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:40:15 +0000

This is one absolutely awesome video of a dog having time of his life plowing through piles of snow. According to YouTube user baileyandfriends, the video was recorded in late 1990’s in Colorado after a heavy snow blizzard. Bailey the dog went absolutely nuts throwing himself into the snow and just plowing his way through thoroughly buries in white oblivion.

I’m not a dog expert so I can’t tell you what breed Bailey the dog is, but maybe some of the readers will know and fill the rest of us in. The video is accompanied by a pretty obnoxious Christmas tune, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Daniel Noriega Christmas Wish Video

admin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:45:57 +0000

Daniel Noriega, that faggy chick slash emo kid of a dude and a contestant of American Idol recorded this Christmas wish video before he got on American Idol. He posted it on MySpace to fix up his emo insecurities but now that the video got picked up by bloggers he pulled it down. However it was saved and can still be found on YouTube (watch it before someone goes cry-baby at the youtube admins).

Danny Noriega pretty much has a Christmas song going in the background and which he rolls his eyes to it. When Danny goes “All right, enough” the music stop and he proceeds to the Christmas wish itself. And what did Daniel Noriega had to wish us all?

Well he reminds us that he’s making a Christmas video because it’s almost Christmas and he would like to wish all of the guys a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (he sort of sings that part). Then he cut to the cheese by saying:

“OK, fuck that shit. I hope Santa Claus rapes your fucking mother and I hope you all get coal, because you’re all pieces of shit, Bah!” He ends it with a cute smile for us all to enjoy.

Beer Steak Bullshit » Christmas

Busted at Christmas Party Video

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Wishing You a Merry Christmas with Beer Bottle Music

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Philippines Mayon Volcano Eruption on Christmas 2009

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Andrew Hart – It’s Christmas (video)

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Happy Square Root Day – 3/3/09

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Crazy Dog Having Time of his Life in Piles of Snow (video)

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Daniel Noriega Christmas Wish Video

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