Beer Steak Bullshit

Meet Andrew Mizsak from Ohio. Andrew Mizsak is 28 year old, weighs 270 pounds, lives in his parent’s basement for which they don’t charge him rent and he’s a democrat. In my mind, this is the perfect specimen of a democrat ever. Fat, spoiled kid who never gets laid and masturbates to goat porn in comfort of his parent’s basement. Normally a democrat would live in her grandma’s basement, but still living for free at your parents when you’re 28 is still not bad. Not for a democrat that is. Well, that’s about the brief profile of Andrew Mizsak.

Otherwise completely insignificant closeted homosexual Andrew Mizsak would normally never make it on the pages of news portals, but his life took a sudden turn after his own dad whose name is also Andrew Mizsak called 911 because Andrew Mizsak refused to clean his room. You know – fat democrat living at parent’s basement rent free – he ain’t gonna bother cleaning all that tissue he uses to clean his circumcised dick with after masturbation to free porn. Are you kidding me? Democrats don’t do that.

After Andrew Mizsak senior called Bradford police to set his 28 year old son straight after Andrew Mizsak junior threw a kitchen table at him and threatened him with clenched fist. Wow, 270 pounds monster clenched his mighty fist at his dad. Scary thought. After the police got into motion, Andrew Mizsak senior decided not to press any charges so as not to interfere with his son’s political career. I betcha whole family voted for Barack Obama. What bunch of losers!

Andrew and Paula Mizsak (his momma Paula is a councilwoman in Bradford, Ohio) obviously spoil the crap out of their little son. They feed him well and give him everything. He treats them back like shit, but what would you expect from a spoiled kid? Dad took it all on himself so his democrat son’s political career doesn’t get ruined but oops… it’s already ruined. I’m helping to ruin it, cause 1 – he’s a democrat and 2 – enough spoiled kids in the government.

BTW – Andrew Mizsak junior insists that he’s an independent political consultant who serves on the Bedford School Board but he’s an undisputed democrat. Take a look at what his LinkedIn profile says:

Democratic City Leader/Director of Political Operations
Bedford/Walton Hills Democratic Party(Political Organization industry)

May 2002 — Present (7 years 1 month)

Chair of the Bedford/Walton Hills Democratic Party (Assistant Democratic City Leader and Vice Chair from May 2002 – July, 2008), and the number one position in the leadership structure of the Local Party Organization, I have served as the Chairman of the Democratic Coordinated Campaign for the four communities of the Bedford City School District since 2002. I also preside over meetings, coordinate the Central and Executive Committees, and am responsible for all campaign and grassroots outreach efforts over an area of 13 square miles, serving 17,000 residents – of whom, 70 – 75% of the registered voters are Democrats. I am also the Chief Fundraiser for the Local Party Organization.

That’s a Democrat with capital D and sure Barack Obama ass kisser. Here’s to your political career, Mr. Andrew Mizsak! Get a life, damn it!

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested along with his chief of staff John Harris earlier today on two counts of corruption charges after they were allegedly trying to sell Senate seat that previously belonged to president elect Barack Obama to the highest bidder. Morons – if you’re doing a high profile transaction like that, make sure you got all your shit covered.

The corruption charges Rod Blagojevich faces actually read like this: “conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud and solicitation of bribery” – got to love that legal language… It gave me a hard on.

Funny fact is that no news releases mention the most important fact – Governor Rod Blagojevich is a democrat. Somehow none of the relevant news agencies managed to mention that fact.