Beer Steak Bullshit

I’m pretty sure this dude is not just drunk. He’s taken some good shit and it messed up with his head beyond reckoning. He clearly doesn’t mean any harm, but he’s fucked up too much and everything just twists before his eyes. Back in a day, drunk Russian on his epic quest to get home was the drunkest guy on the face of the planet, right now it is this guy in the convenience store.

This video, albeit long gave me countless LOLs. SO fucking funny it’s beyond words. He even has munchies and wants to send them away with beer so he correctly navigates to the isle with cold beer and initiates his quest to buy a box. He’s failing miserably but still remains pretty cool. Too drunk to achieve anything, though. Hilarious