Beer Steak Bullshit

The trailer for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen movie was not scheduled to go on line until Monday (tomorrow) but leaked version is already available. The trailer has been played in front of Friday the 13th remake and as it goes – ever present bootleggers recorded everything and now it’s available on line.

The quality of the trailer is not the same as we will have once the official, not bootlegged version is made available by DreamWorks/Paramount Pictures – the distributors of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen motion picture. However even low quality recording has something to it and gives decent idea on what amount of destruction the world will be facing once Transformers 2 hits movie theaters on June 26th, 2009. Official release date was set to June 24th, 2009 but Paramount Pictures postponed it by two days.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is a sequel to 2007 Transformers movie and is directed by Michael Bay with Steven Spielberg being an executive producer. Shia LaBeouf will again star in a role of Sam Witwicky with Megan Fox being the main female actress. That giant thing in the trailer is a Decepticon. Rumor has it a big part of the movie will be taking place in Egypt. Enjoy leaked trailer below:

Paris Bennett Gave Birth to a Baby Girl Named Egypt

From Paris to Egypt. American Idol star Paris Bennett gave birth to a baby girl whom she named Egypt. I wander if that’s her revenge for her parents giving her a geographical location name.

Associate press is reporting that 20 year old Paris Bennett got man sperm in her vagina so bad it made her pregnant and now she spawned a kid in a hospital in Minneapolis. She was in labor for 5 hours. This is her first kid.

Paris Bennett was a contestant in season five of American Idol and finished fifth. There’s too many fives in that. But consider this – had I not just said above that Paris Bennett was in labor for five hours? Plus how many letters do names Paris and Egypt consist of? Is anyone else surprised that little Egypt weighted “5 pounds” and fifteen ounces when born? Paris Bennett should play the lottery and pick all the numbers with 5 in it.