Susan Boyle Flips Out in Fuck Filled Tirade

Thursday 28 May 2009 @ 11:29 am

Susan Boyle Flips Out in Fuck Filled Tirade

There is plain and simple too much pressure on Susan Boyle. Susan is literally Boyle-ing over and it’s starting to take its toll. Within the span of last week, the most popular Scottish woman exploded in a series of fuck filled tirades, dropping F-Bombs here and there in outbursts of rage. Susan needs to get herself a publicist who would cover out for her flip outs and make it look like she’s a victim, because she really is, in this case. Unlike seasoned celebrities who are simply too spoiled and like the spotlight, Susan Boyle’s world has turned upside down overnight. No one could handle that with grace.

The pressure escalated yesterday when couple of punks decided to poke fun at Susan Boyle while she was in the lobby of North London’s Wembley Plaza Hotel. Susan flipped out and yelled: “How fucking dare you! You can’t fucking talk to me like that.” The police were present and intervened by asking Susan if there was a problem. Susan responded with style by saying: “Of course there’s a fucking problem.”

Reports from Britain also say that Susan Boyle flipped out in another fuck filled tirade as she was watching Britain’s Got Talent and judge Piers Morgan gave praise to fellow Britain’s Got Talent contestant Shaheen Jafargholi, calling it the best pound for pound singing performance. Susan watched it in the lobby of a hotel with other people present, flipped the fuck out, dropped the F-Bomb, did a hip wiggle, took a U-Turn and darted off.

Susan Boyle became the most popular person on the internet for a few days. The video of her audition to Britain’s Got Talent remains the most watched video on YouTube. At 48, this is all she could ever wish for. She can taste fame, she can taste popularity, she’s got it all within reach but there are still obstacles, it seems. There are other talented people, there are also people who (for whatever reason) may not like her or her singing and that puts way too much pressure on her. She knows she must win Britain’s Got Talent. She can’t otherwise. but that forces her to feel stressed out and that’s why her second round (semifinals) performance wasn’t as flawless as her audition.

Susan Boyle definitely has talent and deserves to win Britain’s Got Talent and embark on a path to being a famous singer, just the way Elaine Paige, her idol is. But so much depends on it, she’s stressed out and under pressure she’s never known. It results in not so stellar singing and flip outs with frequent F-Bombs. Mind you, F-Bombs in Scottish must sound pretty hot. If I married Susan Boyle, I’d ask her to unleash the most ruthless fuck tirade with the rawest Scottish accent she can pull off while I’m pounding her doggy style. Good times.

 



Susan Boyle Second Round Video – Britain’s Got Talent Semi Finals

Monday 25 May 2009 @ 9:19 am

Susan Boyle Second Round Video - Britain's Got Talent Semi Finals

Susan Boyle stepped on the stage of Britain’s Got Talent for the second time to follow up on undisputed success her first performance delivered. Second round video shows Susan Boyle having shaky start missing several notes but she soon caught on and then it was stellar. Even though she stated that she was not nervous at all, she must have been. There was tremendous pressure on her shoulders after having become such a massive celebrity overnight. To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Susan Boyle won the semi finals. People clearly realized that despite the “cool cat” surface, there’s a lot of pressure underneath which affected the singing a little, and gave Susan Boyle their semi final vote.

I didn’t think the choice of song – Memory from musical Cats was very good. It’s an approved song that everybody knows which can be a good thing or a bad thing. In this case I think it was a bad thing. Her performance of I Dreamed a Dream had much bigger impact because it is not as well known a song, yet it’s equally powerful. I think Susan Boyle is too focused on being a Elaine Paige copycat and sings every song Elaine does. Susan needs to start being herself and forget about Elaine Paige. She can sweep her off the table with the back of her hand, but must start pacing her own way.

Be the judge yourself. Was the second round performance of Susan Boyle disappointing? Did you expect more? Yes, everyone thought Susan Boyle was perfect. She proved to us that she’s human just as everybody else is. Blackburn in Scotland is not second Vatican yet. But even through imperfections, Susan Boyle is an amazing singer and her semi finals singing is the proof of that. Albeit, not the beginning of it. Video is below:

Source (including image): Daily Mail UK

 



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