Beer Steak Bullshit

Remember Carrie Prejean – that ugly blond who won Miss California and told Perez Hilton at Miss USA 2009 that he can suck his boyfriend’s cock as much as he wants but for her marriage is only right when it involves both penis and vagina? Yeah, that’s Carrie Prejean. That’s the chick who got paid for fake boobs by Miss California pageant so she could win Miss USA but because of Perez Hilton she didn’t win. It’s also the same Carrie Prejean who makes Laura Ingraham’s pussy wet. Well, this Carrie Prejean has naked photos of her leaked on the internet. Blonds with fake boobs that were paid for by somebody else should stay from public eye cause their brain capacity is insufficient to sustain quality image. And it just proves to be truth once again – I don’t think Carrie Prejean naked photos are anything that’s hear to bite her in the ass, cause those are just naked photos – something that dumb blondes normally do, but it’s enough to point more fingers at her fake boobs and more water for big mouthed gay community’s mill of obnoxiousness.

The Carrie Prejean naked photos were originally posted on thedirty.com and since they already hit the web, there is no stopping to the spread. Everyone and their grandma will have seen what fake sideboob of Miss California 2009 looks like. She can cry and curse and fart as much as she wants, the cat is out of the box and he’s not coming back. The controversy is that Carrie Prejean claims to live by the bible and it’s bible that dictates her to oppose gay marriage. She must have missed the part in bible where it opposes public exposure of naked tits.

We all have a little secret. The secret of Carrie Prejean is revealed. She doesn’t care about bible one bit. She only used it to gain popularity among blinded religious zealots America is full of. It also helped her score a warm seat with the National Organization for Marriage. Truth is, Carrie Prejean is just as dirty and sinful as the other guy. She likes it hard in the ass and likes to provoke with her devil’s side. The only downside is that fake boobs make her anything but attractive.

There are more naked photos of Carrie Prejean – this is just a warm up with less exposing ones. It’s not like anyone would want to fap to her fake boobs anyway. She simply lost on all levels. What a joke.

Feminists are no better than likes of Dick Masterson, but Dick Masterson at least has some tact and cool. Feminists typically can’t hold the ground when faced with reality. However Gloria Feldt may be the first feminist I would bone. Perhaps it’s got something to do with the crossed eyed look on her face, or the fact that she’s frigid and frigid women usually don’t lube very well so when you bone them, it hurts. But I still care less about the above. The reason why I want to say something positive about a feminist, is because the opposing party in the video below, which features interview with Gloria Feldt done by completely worthless and utterly useless host of The O’Reilly Factor Laura Ingraham. Could this stupid ho just shut the fuck up already? She even more annoying than a feminist. And that says a lot.

In her divine worthlessness, Laura Ingraham set up a real time interview with Gloria Feldt which was meant to cast a positive light on perhaps the most worthless piece of skin wrapped around silicone tits – Miss California 2009 Carrie Prejean. Since Carrie Prejean upset homosexuals after open homo Perez Hilton asked her whether she was in support of gay marriage and she said marriage should be between a man and a woman, she was jumped by a bunch of guys who don’t appreciate pussy and prefer dick in their ass. For example Perez Hilton himself called Carrie Prejean a “Dumb Bitch” and said her answer cost her a Miss USA crown.

But that’s just a side note. What that dumb ho Laura Ingraham was expecting was a response from renown feminist Gloria Feldt that would oppose the savage attacks against failed Miss USA contestant with fake boobs that Miss California people paid for Carrie Prejean that were voiced by MSNBC writer Michael Musto (also a cock in the ass lover). Laura Ingraham thought Gloria Feldt was gonna step up and defend stupid fake boobed blonde, but that was not the case. Despite being a hard core feminist, Gloria Feldt showed some class and brought up some valid points that were overyelled by ever annoying The O’Reilly Factor host. That bitch needs stinky underwear in her mouth and a Dick Masterson type of guy to put her in place. The bitch is effin nuts and clueless. She wouldn’t even let Gloria Feldt finish the thought and just yelled into her speech. The worst host ever.

And much kudos to Gloria Feldt who despite being a feminist, didn’t fall for crap thrown on her by Laura Ingraham. Too bad we don’t know what she was trying to say. Perhaps she grew pubes at last and got itch in the vag for the first time. Check out the video of the “incident” below:

50 year old lesbian and host of her own show on some TV station I don’t watch – Ellen DeGeneres is set to marry 35 year old hot lesbian ass Portia de Rossi aka Mandy Rogers in holy lesbian matrimony this weekend, US Magazine reports. It’s gonna be one hell of a gayelle lesbian wedding.

Now that gay couples are allowed to wed in California, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi wasted no time and got right down to it. The rumors of their upcoming wedding go as far as the Daughters of Bilitis wedding. Those two hot lesbians were the first gay couple to officially marry in California.

Only a few close friends and family are invited to attend the Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Lesbian Wedding – I wander if any males made it on the list or if it’s just gonna be one giant lesbian orgy. I’ve been also wandering – when a pries says: “You Can Now Kiss The Bride” – which of the two gayelles will be kissed and which will give the kiss. Is Ellen DeGeneres the bride and Portia de Rossi the groom? Or is it just like – bride marrying bride? I’m confused…

Daughters of Bilitis founders Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin got married yesterday and made it officially the first gay marriage in California. After living together for 55 years, 84 year old Phyllis Lyon and 87 year old Del Martin tied the knot in San Francisco’s City Hall at 5.01pm. Congrats to the old ladies.

Below is the video of newly married Daughters of Bilitis cutting a wedding cake.