Remember Royce Lyndsay Reed? Yeah, me neither. The nobody champion Royce Lyndsay Reed used to dance for Orlando Magic until Lady Luck tired out and sat on her skanky ass. Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic was just in the neighborhood and made Royce Lyndsay Reed’s golddigging dream come true by shoving his penis into her vagina. Royce Lyndsay Reed got pregnant and now there is a 2 year old son out of that failed relationship.
The thing is, Royce Lyndsay Reed did manage to score a big one (at least when it come to height, cause Dwight Howard’s got it) but a relationship between a basketball star and a gold digger is bound to fail sooner or later. Oddly enough, it was Royce Lyndsay Reed herself who fuelled the rage and put a stump on the affair between the two. It all started in October od 2009 when Royce Lyndsay Reed crossed the line and called the NBA star a “deadbeat” on Twitter (I told you she was a loser. Sane people don’t use Twitter). She also labeled Dwight Howard with the same coveted title on her blog and even brought it up with ESPN. What a deadbeat!
Needless to say, Dwight Howard wasn’t having none of it, brought his baby mama’s ass before the judge who ruled that Royce Lyndsay Reed is banned from “using or publishing, directly, indirectly or by innuendo, {Dwight Howard’s} name, nicknames, image, brand photographs, and/or likeness.” This is pretty funny, because Royce Lyndsay Reed was aspiring to fast-forward her gold digging career by appearing on NBA Wives, but now that she can’t be in no way associated with the name of Dwight Howard, she can literally forget about it and get back to cheerleading. PWNED!
Matthew Knowles, father of certain C List singers, such as Beyonce Knowles or Solange Knowles is facing a Paternity Suit. According to TMZ, Matthew Knowles stuck his naughty dick and unloaded his slimy sperm into the vaginal cavity of certain Alexsandra Wright who is looking to monetize on the situation and took a route of an attention whore. Alexsandra Wright knows how to dig some gold. Sit on a fat cock of some mofo with fat wallet, wiggle up and down until the slime comes out and when that moment comes, press hard on the dick so no frisky sperm finds its way out of your womb. That’s gold digging 101 right thur. Alexandra Wright has that shit down.
If Alexandra Wright spawns a kid and DNA proves Matthew Knowles is the father, it will be the second child out of his wedlock with Tina Knowles to whom he’s been married for 29 years. He previously knocked up another chick that wasn’t his wife which resulted in birth of Kelly Rowland who’s ex Destiny’s Child member (in the picture with Matthew Knowles above).
Alexsandra Wright filed the paternity suit in LA County Superior Court. She’s in her 30’s and works in LA as some weird PR person for name branding company. Neal Hersh, a guy who’s in charge of the prenup between Khloe Kardashain and Lamar Odom is also representing Alexsandra Wright in the Matthew Knowles Paternity Suit and her once in a lifetime gold digging opportunity.
