Susan Boyle Went on the Oprah Wifrey Show, Tells Her She Enjoys Fame

Happy — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:43:53 +0000

Susan Boyle, the most amazing woman in the world has been on the Oprah Winfrey Show who asked her about a make-over and the fame that was bestowed upon her over night. The video from the show including full interview and a segment about Susan is below. It’s awesome how Oprah Winfrey’s team added subtitles to Susan’s speech. Obviously they were concerned that North American audiences would not understand her Scottish accent. I was in Scotland few years ago (Edinburgh is phenomenal in August for Fringe Festival) and having experienced it like that, I actually don’t find Susan Boyle all that bad. I actually can occasionally understand her.

So what did Susan Boyle tell Oprah Winfrey after she was asked if she enjoyed the fame that her performance at Britain’s Got Talent brought upon her? Susan Boyle said she loved it. She enjoys it, even though it’s rather overwhelming. Even her cat Pebbles gets fan mail. Despite all the popularity, Susan still keeps it down to Earth and didn’t go overboard with any of her statements on the Oprah Winfrey Show. She’s ready to take on other Britain’s Got Talent contestants many of whom she thinks are very talented (not sure if she was talking about Greg Pritchard).

Overall I think Susan Boyle kicks ass. As Simon Cowell (was on Oprah too) confirmed, Susan Boyle has the whole world behind her. And with over 100 million YouTube views that the video of her performance got, it is expected that the semi final of Britain’s Got Talent will be the most watched broadcast ever. You got my cheers, Susan Boyle. Even though I must say I find Oprah Winfrey extremely irritating. Is this what each of her shows look like? Cause she’s making me want to stab baby bunnies in the eyes.

Video of Susan Boyle on Oprah co hosted by Simon Cowell is below:

Emo Twink Greg Pritchard Singing Nessun Dorma on Britain’s Got Talent

Happy — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:41:39 +0000

Britain’s got it. Just when it seemed there could be no bigger surprise at Britain’s Got Talent than Susan Boyle an emo twink by the name of Greg Pritchard took the stage. The hair Greg Pritchard would make you want to cut yourself, but the real magic doesn’t start until he begins to sing Nessun Dorma. Yes, it’s the same Nessun Dorma that Paul Potts blew everyone away with. But wait until you hear the emo twink rendition of it by Greg Pritchard. It’s make your ass cheeks excrete with lube and sudden desire for man cock will invade your brain. You’ll be surrounded in all the colors of the rainbow and unicorns will pounce around as you rub your chest with your nail-polished fingers. Awww…

When Greg Pritchard talks, he sounds like your friendly neighborhood twink. Just a regular male homosexual who minds his own dildo in the ass. A guy who used to be laughed at at the high school by small dick losers in white baseball hats. Well, they laughed because they didn’t know what has only become clear now after his performance on Britain’s Got Talent. Greg Pritchard has a vagina. During his best emo years, he was cutting himself so badly, at one point he cut out his testicules. It tweaked his voice to sound like a 5′1″ 75 pound girl but he didn’t stop there. He kept carving on his genitals until he carved himself a vagina where his penis used to be. That gave him his angelic voice.

Without further ado, I bring you the queen of rainbow heaven – Greg Pritchard as seen on Britain’s Got Talent immortalizing Nessun Dorma. Male opera singing will never be the same again. It has been changed forever. Put name Greg Pritchard in all music books. Check out the mesmerizing video below:

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Susan Boyle Went on the Oprah Wifrey Show, Tells Her She Enjoys Fame

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Emo Twink Greg Pritchard Singing Nessun Dorma on Britain’s Got Talent

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