Giuliano Stroe is a 5 year old kid from Romania (yes, that’s where Dracula’s Castle is located) who is in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records for his unsurpassed hand walking skills. Despite his age, the 5 year old body builder Giuliano Stroe sports a six pack most grown men can’t show. He probably can’t even read yet (not sure at what age the kids start to go to school in Romania) and his name is already in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records and that’s not because he was born into something. He’s there because of hard work he put towards his body building.
I’m not an expert on child development, but I’d say it’s a bit early to put a preschool kid through weight lifting training, but who cares, really. By the time Giuliano Stroe grows pubic hair he’ll be famous enough to get any vagina he wants and if he keeps it up with the six pack, he’s gonna have ladies sit on him like flies of bucket of honey. If early age body building cripples Giuliano Stroe up in an older age, he won’t give a poop anyway. The point is to eff as much pussy as one can while he still can. Giuliano Stroe’s gonna get a lot of it and pretty soon. Keep it up kid. You’ll be glad you did.
The video of Giuliano Stroe, the 5 Year Old Body Builder from Romania that took off on the internet and made the kid the most popular viral thing for a few days is below:
Bitsy is so tiny, she only weighs 1.5 pounds, stands 6.5 inches tall and measures 18 and 3/4 inches from tail to nose. Auriette Lindsey of Pensacola, Florida who’s the owner of Bitsy is trying to find out whether Bitsy could make it to the Guinness Book of World Records as the World’s Smallest Cat. People will never change. Exploiting poor animals for owner’s profit will always take priority.
Auriette Lindsey told WEAR-TV that she’s trying to get Bitsy in the Guinness Book of World Records as the World’s Smallest Cat, but their officials want to see the video and pictures of how the cat is measured to make sure they are no misrepresented figures. Auriette Lindsey insists that Bitsy was born of normal sized cat and the rest of the litter was normal sized as well.
Current holder of the World’s Smallest Cat lives in Louisiana and is heavier than Bitsy, but shorter. Guinness Book of World Records officials should declare who the World’s Smallest Cat in 6 weeks. Cute video with Bitsy is above.
Svetlana Pankratova is the woman with world’s longest legs. Her height is not as impressive (even though it is), it’s just the sheer ratio of legs vs upper body. Legs win no contest.
Guinness Book of World’s Records did series of pictures with Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping from China – world’s smallest man in London, UK yesterday to celebrate the launch of their new book release. Check out the pictures on World’s Longest Legs vs World’s Smallest Man on that link.
He Pingping is world’s shortest man who can walk – according to the Guinness Book of World’s Records.
Svetlana Pankratova Biography
36 year old, long legged Russian is Volgograd born, but lives in Costa del Sol, Spain – where she’s a real estate broker. She lives there with her boyfriend who’s 6′1″ tall, Svetlana Pankratova says she doesn’t mind dating shorter men 
I wonder how her real estate brokerage business does. I’m guessing it does pretty good, I mean – I’d sign any paper if someone this size handed me the pen.
Svetlana Pankratova says she enjoys the fame the record in the Guinness Book brings and loves her long legs, but it’s hard to find clothes that she could wear. Especially the pants.
Svetlana Pankratova Height
Svetlana Pankratova is a little over 6-foot-4. As such, she in NOT the tallest woman in the world. That title still belongs to Yao Defen.
Svetlana Pankratova Leg Lenght
Saved the best for last. The legs of Svetlana Pankratova are 52 inches long. That means her legs themselves are more than 4 feet tall. There’s a long way to go if you want to start with toe licking and make your way to her vagina.
Below is the video of Svetlana Pankratova and He PingPing in front of the National Gallery on Trafalgar Square in London as part of latest Guinness Book of World Record release.
Svetlana Pankratova and He PingPing Image Credit: Wenn
Well, fist of all, I got to admit it’s pretty fascinating that breast tissue can stretch enough to accommodate and carry this much mass. This insane, breast size obsessed ho is Maxi Mounds. Maxi is a stripper who underwent dangerous breast surgery to enlarge her tits all the way to size 36MM. In order to get the chichis this big, Maxi Mounds had polypropylene string implanted into her breasts. The string irritates the tits from the inside, making them release and store more bodily fluids in the area which is accompanied with continuous growth. This operation is risky and potential hazards are so great, polypropylene strings are now illegal in countries like Great Britain and the USA.
Maxi Mounds has been a stripper in Florida for almost 20 years and also had her share of staring in porn movies. Her fake tits got her a spot in Guinness Book of World Records where they are registered as World’s Largest Fake Breasts. Each of those things weighs 20 lb.
I seriously wander where she goes bra shopping..
Below is the video of Maxi Mounds on Miami TV Cristina Show.
David Blaine did it. When he announce that he’s gonna attempt to beat the world record in breath holding live on Oprah, it all seemed so distant and now he’s the bearer of the world’s record for breath holding.
After a month of preparations, David Blaine went under water for 17 minutes and 4 seconds on today’s Oprah’s Show. Previous breath holding world record was set in Switzerland and the crazy held his breath for 16 minutes and 32 seconds. David Blaine had an uneasy task of trying to beat that.
Is this shit real or fake? I don’t know. It was on Oprah show and above is the video. Who knows? David’s magic is all a big fluke start to end, so who knows. But apparently Guinness Book of World Records reps were there, monitoring all activity, making sure that everything is worthy a mention in the book. Which could mean he did hold his breath for real.
17 minutes without breathing is pretty impressive. I’m kind of having hard time believing this is possible. I go all tipsy and my vision goes to pooper after 40 seconds. I can’t imagine anyone not providing any oxygen to their brain for 17 minutes. Kind of weird.
BTW – didn’t David Blaine used to call himself a magician? If so, dd he run out of all magic trick ideas that he needed to attempt a Guinness World record in breath holding? Maybe he never was a magician.
As much as I think David Blaine is a complete moron, he chose right show for his record, because Oprah is yet more annoying than him and her lameness outshined David’s. Congrats.
Brooklyn born magician David Blaine mostly known for his street magic is set to break Guinness World Record by holding his breath for more than 16 minutes and 14 seconds. This is current no breathing Guinness World Record and David Blaine is determined to break it. He already made one attempt at breaking it back in 2006, but failed miserably at it.
This time around he’s taking it live on Oprah. I’m guessing if you’re gonna kill some of your brain cells by restraining the influx of fresh air to it, you may as well do it live on Oprah so you don’t turn into a brain dead zombie for nothing. The date has been set on April 30th this year. Go David Blaine.
David has done some crazy shit before, some of which involved him being buried in a coffin alive for a week, other involved him living in water for a week and he also completed 44 days long fasting. So David Blaine has done some crazy shit before, what’s some breath holding for a mofo like him.
BTW – that’s gonna be some boring shit to watch on Oprah show. What’s there to see watching a dude hold his breath for 20 minutes? It’s not like he’ll be swinging his naked balls on camera while he’s holding a grip on his nostrils.
