All aboard the fail-boat. Barack Obama, the man who put a whole new meaning to FAIL is at it again, this time more epic than ever after he’d thanked himself for throwing a St. Patrick’s Day party and inviting everyone over. The “Obama Thanks Himself FAIL has not concluded the fail-boat of last night’s party at the White House. Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen – one of the invited guests delivered an epic fail of his own. What happened?

After Barack Obama delivered his speech (it was a pre Obama thanking himself speech), Brian Cowen stepped on the podium to deliver his speech. few paragraphs into his main act, he realized his speech, which he was reading from the teleprompter, sounded awfully familiar. That was when he realized he was reading the same sentences that were previously read by Barack Obama. Fail after fail.

Brian Cowen then came to and realized he was reading Barack Obama speech, to which US president responded by reading Irish Prime Minister’s speech and thanked himself for inviting everyone over. What a party!

As Barack Obama thanks himself, I couldn’t help but notice – doesn’t he throw parties at the White House pretty much every day? That dude is a party animal, I swear. And media continues making news with his cock up their asses. Sure, if Obama thanks himself, that’s funny. But when he says that Guinness beer tastes better in Ireland becuase Irish keep the good stuff for themselves, somehow the media fail to disclose that Barack Obama has never visited Ireland. That guy is full of poop and fail. But he’s got his fellow ass-kissers who will not hesitate to worship him no matter what. Congrats to all the winners.

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Guinness, Irish beer brewery totally got me with this one. Great ad. Just plain great. You got to share one with a friend. Or two. Some TV ads are priceless. This one is one of them. Great job, Guinness. Can I have a pint? And a back to put it on?

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• Oliver Peck Beats the Shit out of his Ex Wife Kat Von D

…in tattoos. Oliver Peck, ex-husband of world famous tattoo artist and a star of LA Ink, the reality show on TLC – Kat von D (full name Katherine Von Drachenberg) beat the shit out of his ex wife for inking the most tattoos in 24 hour period.

Oliver Peck, notorious for his mustache, got his name listed in the Guinness Book of World Records after he successfully inked 415 tattoos at his Elm Street Tattoo shop in Dallas, Texas. From midnight on Thursday through to midnight on Friday, Oliver Peck tattooed unlucky number 13 on body parts of volunteering cops, firefighters, bartenders, etc. ranging from arms, through legs all that way to asses. I need a girlfriend who has “13″ tattooed on her ass. I’d be shooting my sperm at it each time I ejaculate after a doggy style.

By finishing 415 tattoos in 24 hours, Oliver Peck beat the record previously held by his ex-wife Kat Von D by 15. Katherine Von Drachenberg was so full of herself and now her own “hobbit with a mustache” ex husband took wind out of her sails. Nice ownage!

Kudos to Oliver Peck. Not only has he fucked his ex wife Kat Von D in the ass by beating her record, he also had it so awesomely timed. He basically spent entire Friday the 13th, from first second to last, tattooing unlucky number 13 on people’s asses. Oliver Peck fucking rocks!

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