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Irreconcilable Differences – that’s got to be the most commonly used reason for divorce in Hollywood. This time it’s actor Mel Gibson whose wife Robyn Gibson has had enough of him filed for divorce and quote Irreconcilable Differences as reason. What better way to celebrate Easter than by getting your lawyer hand divorce papers to your significant other.

Mel Gibson divorce comes after 28 years of marriage to his wife Robyn. You’d think after 28 years as married couple they would bite the bullet and pull through the rest. Maybe it’s all different – maybe Robyn Gibson is a gold digger extraordinaire who was patiently waiting for 28 years cause she knows the settlement will be generous. Perhaps 28 years was worth it and all she could think of during that time was the chunk she was gonna get one day. She’d be a good wifey, blowing on Mel’s peen as he wished, cause she saw the fortune in the distance that would be all hers one day. That day is here. Let’s call it “The Easter Split of the Gibson’s”.

As it turns out, when Mel Gibson married Robyn, the two did not sign a prenup, hence according to the law of California, the Robyn Gibson will be entitled to half of Mel Gibson’s fortune. Damn, 28 years were worth it. Mel Gibson has been a big movie star and producer for 3 decades. His fortune is estimated at close to one billion. What a score for that gold digger. She can merrily quote Borat: “Success”!

The Mel Gibson divorce will likely involve the biggest divorce settlement in the history of Hollywood, but it will likely go smoothly and quietly. Mel has got more than enough to give away so both parties will end up with pockets full of cash. According to reports by TMZ who were the first to bring the news of Mel Gibson divorce, Robyn Gibson is also seeking spousal support, attorney fees and joint custody of their 10 year old son – the only of their 7 children who is still underage.

By bumping her coochie pie with Sandip Soparrkar, Britney Spears has officially reached a whole new bottom. WTF is she thinking? Why does she hook up with all those weird characters from Middle East and South West Asia? Plus look at that guy Sandip Soparrkar. He’s got “GAY” written all over his face. Are there not enough straight guys in the world for girls to hook yo with? I mean “HELLO”… I’m right here, have no pussy to stick my dick into and Britney Spears flies to India to spread her vagina for a gay loon? That’s fucking disturbing.

Sandip Soparrkar is a choreographer from Bollywood who put together Britney Spears’ Womanizer video. Sources say that Britney Spears met Sandip Soparrkar at a party thrown by Madonna – here’s another fine girl who wastes her vaginal juices on bumping some weird characters from weird parts of the world, WTF?

True love that developed between most famous vagina in Hollywood and gayest choreographer in Bollywood during filming of Womanizer had Britney Spears fly to India to deliver her vagina right to the bed of said Sandip Soparrkar. I bet he keeps pink dinos under his blankets he’s so gay. The most disturbing shit is, that Britney Spears sneaked out of Hollywood to rub her pussy on gay’s face without anyone noticing. They were bumping it in India and no paparazzi had fucking clue where she was.

To make things funnier, Britney Spears calls her new boyfriend Sandy. She’s obviously the man in the relationship, she puts on one of strap-ons from Sandip Soparrkar’s collection and butt fucks the Indian till the content of his prostate explodes through his dick. Duh!

Another Hollywood wedding bites the dust. Kate Walsh will be divorcing her new husband Alex Young who filed for divorce from Private Practice star. Reason for divorce? Irreconcilable differences. LOL, that’s the best reason for divorce ever.

Alex Young used official lawyer’s language to file for divorce, but what he actually means is – I want Kate Walsh to swallow, the bitch spits that shit out on me. I want to fuck Kate Walsh in the ass, she whines like grumpy old lady. I want to double fist her pussy, she gets a fucking headache. So I’m filing for divorce cause I need my biological needs satisfied. I got him all figured. And her too. Even though I just made that shit up.

Come to think of it, I think I’m wrong. I looked at the pic above and I could see the irreconcilable difference. Kate Walsh likes to massage Alex Young but every now and again she purposefully squeezes too hard. That kills Alex’s erection, but gives her a massive squirting orgasm. That bitch needs some sex lessons. I’ll teach her. Just call me daddy, bitch. Now you can, since you’re getting a divorce. Who’s your daddy?

Kate Walsh and Alex Young Image by WireImage

Kelly Osbourne was at a party in Hollywood, when Axl Rose, 46 year old Guns ‘n’ Roses singer approached her and laid it straight what was on his mind. Axl Rose to Kelly Osbourne: “I Want To Fuck You“. Tell it how you feel it, Axl Rose…

Dude doesn’t mess around. He was having itchy penis, Kelly Osbourne was around all hot and shit, or maybe he could smell her pussy, so without any ado he laid it on – I Want To Fuck You!

Richie Rich – Fashion designer from New York was happy to talk to OK! Magazine all about Axl Rose hitting on Kelly Osbourne. How full of shit he is, I do not know, but it was fun to hear. Good ol’ 80s I tell ya.

BTW – stunning picture of Kelly Osbourne in a see through black dress looking incredibly hot is form London’s premiere of The Dark Knight. I’d want to fuck that too. Kelly looks hot and classy.

Kelly Osbourne Image Credit: Splash News

Jenny McCarthy is so fine. Definitely one of the hottest, if not THE hottest MILF in Hollywood. She’s just perfect, she’s fun, good looking, dresses up without making herself look slutty, never goes over the top with her hair or make up. Plus look at that body – that’s one fine Mom I’d Like to Fuck.

Let’s talk about her nipple for a second. I’m not a big fan of big boob, I prefer them smaller and perky, but those hard nipples of Jenny McCarthy are looking at me and talking to me. You can never go wrong with tight jeans and black tank top without a bra if you’re a famous Hollywood Milf, because flashes of paparazzi always make otherwise opaque black look see through. Those nipples are worth it. Jim Carrey is a lucky bugger. He get’s to fuck Jenny McCarthy, the hottest Milf in Hollywood.