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Governor Mark Sanford Affair Revealed (Check Out the Press Conference Video)

Happy — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:55:53 +0000

I hate to be the one to say that but… I told you. When peculiar disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford came to a closing by his re-appearance yesterday, I suspected right away that we should check which high politician hooker has governor semen on her hands. Was I right? Hellz yeah I was. And kudos to Governor Mark Sanford for stepping up and admitting to an affair on his own. The video from a press conference where he confessed to an affair with a cum eater from Argentina is above, check it out. I like the guy.

The only beef I have with Governor Mark Sanford is that he had an affair with a hooker from Argentina? What is he insane. Could he not go for something cuter, like Thailand or Slovakia? Argentina screams filth at me from across the room. I hope she took it in the ass, Governor, otherwise you have effed up your career and family for a ho who doesn’t even do anal (aka waste of time).

The video from the press conference is a bit long. Mark Sanford does lay it out, but it takes him forever. He goes on and on apologizing and then apologizing some more and listing all the people he let down and the press conference just keeps going and going. Dude, should have saved us some time and lay it out straight – Sorry folks, I fucked up. I had an affair with a hooker from Argentina, I regret it and will resign to leave with my stupidity. Stupid ho wasn’t even worth it. Sorry! – end of press conference.

Tampa Judge Thomas Stringer and Stripper Christy Yamanaka Story

Happy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:39:52 +0000

When you say “judge” and “stripper” in the same sentence, you know there’s something truly awful in the works. Especially for the judge. And this case from Tampa, Florida is no different. Judge Thomas Stringer must have had a thing for Asian hookers when he got himself involved with Japanese stripper Christy Yamanaka back in 1995. Thomas Stringer was married at that time too, but back then even strippers had more honor and you could trust them.

Fast forward to 2008 – Thomas Stringer is a seasoned judge and Christy Yamanaka… well, retired stripper. Nobody wanted to watch old hag with saggy skin to flash her labia at them. And unlike studying in law school where as Thomas Stringer invested into his future, Christy Yamanaka had no such long term investment into herself and whore can’t be a stripper forever.

Christy Yamanaka now claims that she had sex with the judge three times and that Thomas Stringer helped hide her assets from creditors so they wouldn’t take everything from her. As it turns out, strippers can make shit loads of money, which Christy Yamanaka did have, but she filed for bankruptcy in Las Vegas, Nevada nevertheless however was ordered by the court to pay her creditors about $315,000. Christy Yamanaka called Judge Thomas Stringer to help her hide the money she had from the creditors so they couldn’t get it.

Thomas Stringer referred her to her son who’s an attorney and together a bank account to which Christy Yamanaka had access, but it wasn’t under her name – hence out of creditor’s reach. Now Christy Yamanaka came out of the woodwork and asked judge Thomas Stringer for money or else she was gonna spill the beans about their secret relationship. He was supporting her financially before and helped her with that hiding money from creditors situation, but now she claims he owes her money for a Hawaiian property investment that she bought, but was under his name to hide it from the list of her assets.

Thomas Stringer resigned from his post as a judge in February, 2009.

Philip Markoff – Profile of Craigslist Killer

Happy — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:38:48 +0000

22 year old Philip Markoff has been in police custody since Monday, April 20, 2009. He’s suspected to be one of the most dangerous predators many have come to know as Craigslist Killer. Philip Markoff is a bright, clean cut medical student at the Boston University. But as it happens with most notorious killers – it’s always the nicest guys who commit the most atrocious crimes. Friends, family, neighbors – everyone is surprised when the police come and lead the man away in handcuffs… How could this happen, he was the nicest guy on the block. Well, surprise – it’s always the nicest guy on the block. And if Philip Markoff is proven guilty, if Philip Markoff is truly a Craigslist Killer, then it means that this bright kid who’s about to become a doctor and have a wedding to Megan McAllister has a blood of 26 year old Julissa Brisman on his hands.

Philip Markoff has been accused of murdering Julissa Brisman – a masseuse (masseuse is more often than not a Craigslist code language for “escort”) who advertised her services on Craigslist and of the robbery of another two females who also advertised her services on Craigslist. Both robberies as well as murder of Julissa Brisman were carried out in a hotel room. Because all the victims were picked on and contacted via popular classified site Craigslist, the murderer became known as the Craigslist Killer.

Philip Markoff Profile

Philip Haynes Markoff comes from the state of New York, but has lived in Quincy, a town south of Boston, Massachussets. It is believed Philip Markoff graduated of the State University of New York-Albany in 2007 and is currently studying second year medicine at Boston University, set to graduate in 2011. After school learned about the murder charges against Philip Markoff, he was suspended from the medical program. His wedding to Megan McAllister was scheduled for August 14, 2009 – I don’t think it’s taking place anymore.

Craigslist Killer

Craigslist Killer (possibly Philip Markoff) made contact with women who offered services such as “private massages” or “private dances” on Craigslist. He would arrange a meeting in a hotel, but when a girl arrived, she was tied up at gun point and robbed. Two of the victims took the abuse and were only robbed. One of them, however tried to escape. 26-year-old Julissa Brisman wasn’t having any of that and tried to make a run for it. Unfortunately, Craigslist Killer wasn’t having any of that escaping and shot her several times.

Julissa Brisman was an aspiring actress (all hookers are, aren’t they?). She was found bleeding and in cardiac arrest on the 20th floor of Marriott Copley Place in Boston. Despite attempts of medic to revive her, she died shortly after.

The police reviews videos from hotel surveillance cameras (photo of a screenshot is above) and each of the assaults related to girls offering services on Craigslist were carried out by what appeared to be the same blonde male with a blackberry. The police believed all of these were done by the same man whom they dubbed Craigslist Killer. And now, with help of millions of bloggers the suspects were narrowed down to one man – Philip Markoff.

According to Suffolk District Attorney Daniel Conley and Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis, Philip Markoff has been charged with murder, unlawful possession of a firearm, armed robbery and kidnapping. Check out the video below:

Zalman Silber – Fake Gynecologist from Manhattan Arrested

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:31:20 +0000

Why have I not thought of that myself? I always wanted to be a gynecologist and spend my entire days exploring vaginas of random women. But I guess you can’t play the game for too long. If you’re not an expert gynecologist and just pretend to be one to play with labia, someone’s gonna notice your drool and hear vibrating bullet in your ass and your ass is gonna get busted. Just like the ass of Zalman Silber – a wealthy businessman from New York. Hope he got a chance to pull his butt plug out before the bust. Wait… he may have enjoyed it. Nevermind.

Zalman Silber opened a gynecology office on Park Avenue in Manhattan back in 2004 and “treated” two women of 24 and 18 years. He fooled the bitches by telling them that the exams were part of some medical survey and they ate it with desert.

His normal job, that makes him shit loads of money is the tourist attraction he owns in the Empire State Building. It offers visitors to take a virtual flight through New York. If he’s so well off, why wouldn’t he pay for a hooker? I hear Ashley Alexandra Dupre is quite popular at it. She takes it in the ass too. They could shove butt plugs to each other’s anal cavity.

Zalman Silber was arrested. All other doctors (legitimate ones) from the area were surprised to see one of them arrested and then they found out he was a fake gynecologist.

This story is pretty crazy if it is true. The fact is, though – we live in a sue happy age. People get accused of and sued for all sorts of things, including those they never did. That’s especially the case with rapes. Rape is the most abused allegation. I say the punishment for lying about having been raped should be more severe than punishment for rape itself. It’s ridiculous that so many women simply accuse any random men of rape that never took place, destroying their lives irreversibly. BTW… Any women in New York eager to take special survey exams?

Eliot Spitzer – Porn Parody by Hustler Video

admin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:56:32 +0000

This video is a porn parody by Hustler Video on Eliot Spitzer’s Scandal involving Emperor’s Club prostitution ring and a $5000 an hour hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

Governor (or should I say – ex-governor) Eliot Spitzer is clearly obsessed with pussy and hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre is clearly obsessed with money. He needs pussy, she has it. She needs money, he has it. What a G** Damn match in heaven, isn’t it? Too bad his lines a tapped and he’s getting his ass busted.

The spoof is titled “The Elliot Splitz-Her Story” and is actually kind of funny and very well done. The governor is played by an established porn movie veteran Mike Horner who has the most amazing way of saying the word “nuts”. Kind of funny to watch

Girls Gone Wild Video Footage of Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:40:25 +0000

There you have it. You ask for it, we deliver. Girls Gone Wild Video Footage of Super Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

TMZ says Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s lawyer Don Buchwald confirmed that whore’s birthday is on April 30 (she was born in 1985) and since the video footage was filmed sometime during spring break between March 13 and March 20, 2003 the whore was still 17 at the time the video was recorded.

According to Joe Francis who spent time in Jail, Florida law allows for filming of 17 years old in any state of undress, as long as she consents and no sexual conduct takes place. It is not specified whether such footage can be sold though as porn for profit.

Joe Francis is reportedly looking into the matter to make sure everything is fine and dandy before the video of hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre is offered to the public. She’s such a whore. And a jailbait.

Girls Gone Wilde Pics of Whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:58:42 +0000

Here we go. We have just reported that Girl Gone Wilde have footage of hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and here they are for your viewing pleasures.

There is no doubt that Ashley Alexandra Dupre was born to be a whore. The Girls Gone Wild images may depict the hooker either just as he reached 18 years of age, or possibly before that. You can tell she’s a cheap whore, it’s just funny how quickly she turned from cheap whore to expensive whore.

These pictures date back to spring break of 2003. Girls Gone Wild rented a beach house in Panama City, Florida for a month which they used to film material for their videos. At that time there was a lot of heat around Joe francis and Girls Gone Wilde and many GGW crew ended up going to jail.

It was in the middle of this mess when 17 years old Ashley Alexandra Dupre entered the world of Girls Gone Wild because she ran away from home and had no cash so whoring herself out was about the only thing she could do.

She was allowed to GGW beach house but some were aware that she was underage so she was just “helping along” but was not filmed. Few days later, Joe Francis has an interview with a magazine so he went to grab 2 random chicks to have pics with them taken in a hot tub. He managed to grab at our underage hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and started stripping her naked. When he was told by GGW crew members that she was a kid, he got allegedly mad and kicked her out of the house.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre was booted the almighty Joe the douche Francis and went to take her sobbing prostitution elsewhere. But as it turns out, there is a footage of her (likely form before she was 18) when she was on the GGW bus to the beach house. These are the screenshots form the mess. She’s gross. Imagine how many filthy dicks she took in her pussy. Fucking gross

Pics Copyright GirlsGoneWild.com

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Also Fucked Charlie Sheen

admin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:12:18 +0000

Charlie Sheen, one of big time Hollywood celebrities has just been dragged to become part of Eliot Spitzer’s Scandal.

Emperor’s Club pimp came forth with new revelations regarding the most popular hooker in the world – $5000 an hour worth of ass called Kristen, real name Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

41 years old pimp Jason Itzler claims that Ashley Alexandra Dupre was booked to polish the penis Charlie Sheen two years ago and she wasn’t the only one. Charlie Sheen paid for a threesome so Ashley Alexandra Dupre (at the time bearing hooker name “Victoria”) was joined by another hooker called Cheryl.

According to pimp Jason Itzler, Charlie Sheen paid $20 000 for his threesome and requested the girls be dressed as cheerleaders. Both prostitutes were ordered to chant his name during sex acts, which went something like this – ‘Charlie! Charlie! He’s our man. If he can’t do it, nobody can!’

Charlie Sheen is a beast in bed. He must have been taken to a football match one time too many as a kid. He probably had a crush on some hot cheerleader ass and never got his fantasies fulfilled so he ended up paying $20 grand to make up for that shit. And that whore Ashley Alexandra Dupre got to polish his dong while her hooker mate was jumping up and down like a monkey chanting Charlie’s name. How’s that for a mental picture.

Charlie Sheen also must have watched one too many cheap porn flicks and wished to be a director, cause he got his hookers to perform lesbian deeds while he pretended to be filming it.

Even though name of the hooker has not been known till today, after Eliot Spitzer’s scandal, the story of Charlie Sheen using hookers surfaced over 2 years ago. He admitted to using hookers, but denied the story as it was told. He’s such a sex beast.

Spitzer’s Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre Wanted by Penthouse

admin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:13:39 +0000

Look at this ho. Ashley Alexandra Dupre used to charge $5000 to suck governor Eliot Spitzer’s cock and now she’s become a celebrity overnight. Life is sweet for her, it seems. The offers to appear on pages of prestigious adult magazines are already coming.

Diane Silberstein – president and publisher of Penthouse Magazine Group said she would like 22-years old high price hooker Kristen aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre on the pages of Pentouse magazine. Diane also said that Penthouse would consider plastering her hooker body on their cover. Life is certainly sweet for this ho.

Money talks, no question about that. And Ashley Alexandra Dupre likes the green stuff a lot. She was priced super high as a prostitute afterall. Now it looks like there’s more loot on its way to her bank account. Playboy rep said that they are not looking into featuring hooker Kristen on their pages (not sure if that’s because they like to think they are classier than featuring hookers on their pager, or because they can’t afford her), but the interest in her slutty body is definitely there. She’s got some stories to tell, I’m sure.

I really think she’s gonna jump on it. She’s one greedy mofo and exposure Penthouse could offer her might bring her millions of dollars. As a professional undercover prostitute, she can continue selling her body for cash, but this time do it legitimately and make far more at it. It will be more official, so her family will not longer believe their daughter is an innocent songwriter, but her greed is going to win. I’m kind of positive on that one.

That’s pretty much how Monica Lewinski grabbed at the opportunity and packed herself in thick dough. I’d be surprised if Ashley Alexandra Dupre didn’t grab at this opportunity.

On the other hand – Penthouse has been going down to shitter for a while with sales being pathetically low, so they do need someone who is currently “in”. I think this offer from penthouse is great PR for them already and it is much needed exposure. Penthouse has been going down, they do need to do something about their magazine. This is the opportunity they can not miss. That will give Ashley Alexandra Dupre a lot of leverage to ask for a lot of money. Damn, how sweet is it to be a slut!

In case you were under the rock past couple of days, it all started with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Getting Busted for being Involved in Prostitution Ring. Eliot Spitzer is a Governor no more. Resignation is sweet.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Eliot Spitzer’s Hooker) All Info Here with Pics & Bio

admin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:02:59 +0000

Meet Ashley Alexandra Dupre – the songwriter, R&B, Soul and Pop singer, a wannabe music star and a hooker who can sell her pussy for $5000. She left her home when she was 17, headed for New York and have lived there since 2004.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre who acted as a high priced prostitute under the alias Kristen is the reason why Gov. Eliot Spitzer aka “Client-9″ got his ball busted so bad he was forced to resign. Ashley Alexandra Dupre is the hooker whom Eliot Spitzer paid top dollar to have sexual encounter with last month at that hotel in Washington, D.C.

Her Bio is pretty simple – she is 22 years old,her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre, but New York Times claim her birth name was Ashley Youmans. If you have a myspace account, you can check her out and add her to your friend on this link –> www.myspace.com/ninavenetta. This is the real myspace page of Eliot Spitzer’s hooker Kristen.

If you pay a little attention, you will notice that her myspace page is experiencing extreme popularity at the moment. Her profile views grow every minute (I noticed over 300 000 page views in about 20 minutes) and the song she has available on her myspace music profile page has been played 683 930 times since her profile was created in 2006, ad out of that total it was played 667 027 tomes today. She’s gonna make a fortune with her music now that Eliot Spitzer got busted because of her pussy skills.

BTW, I’m really wandering – Eliot Spitzer requested something special from his hooker. Ashley Alexandra Dupre said she could do it. What do you think Governor wanted form her? Double anal fisting? Did she maybe each his shit and lick his asshole clean after he took a dump on her face? What do you think?

More pics from her myspace profile are below

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