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Do you remember the second biggest controversy surrounding Britney Spears? Yes I’m talking about the If You Seek Amy aka FUCK ME sing. The mishap with her pussy hanging out tops it. First there only was the audio for If You Seek Amy but now we have the official video release and it’s available in High Definition. I have a beef with the If You Seek Amy Official Video – it looks pretty damn cheap. it just doesn’t have the spark and the production I’d expect from latest video release by Britney Spears. Did she cheap out and got herself an incompetent video production company to take care of such important video? I mean it is important – If You Seek Amy is currently the most talked about song by Britney Spears. Don’t screw over important songs, Brit. What’s the deal?

Yes, it seems like today is not only the Pi Day, it’s also the official Britney Spears appreciation day – at least here at Beer Steak Blog industries. And I even have nice things to say about her. Maybe I’ll luck out and get laid tonight. Karma should throw a cheap ho my way. I can feel it. I’ll unload one tonight. Damn… Where’s my camera. I should upload that hotness on here. It truly is a remarkable event. I hope I won’t pass out like the last time I ended up with two lesbians. Don’t ask, I’m still embarassed.

Britney Spears If You Seek Amy Official Video in High Definition is below:

New Britney Spears song titled If You Seek Amy (in video below) is raising eyebrows and I can’t help but give kudos to Britney Spears. Girl is a genius. This is show business 101, she knows what she’s doing and she’s doing it right.

Britney Spears used a little word game to put together a song that offended enough people to get massive media attention. Media attention brings If You Seek Amy to people like me, who would never otherwise listen to it, because music of Britney Spears does not give me a hard on. That’s why I think Britney Spears truly deserves the fame she gets – cause she’s doing it right. Now let’s take a look at If You Seek Amy – it took me a minute to get it so I have to explain it to you, in case your brain is in your pants too.

The stand alone title of the song If You Seek Amy doesn’t really suggest all that much, but it starts making perfect sense when you put it in context in which Britney Spears signs the line. It goes something like this (excerpt from If You Seek Amy lyrics):

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to If You Seek Amy

If you say these lyrics fast enough or repeatedly several times, you’ll get what Britney Spears is saying right away. She’s awesome. She’s basically talking about boys and girls wanting to fuck her:

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to F*U*C*K ME

Britney Spears gets exactly what she needs and what she was aiming for with If You Seek Amy – controversy. The Parents Television Council is already complaining and wants the song off the air between 6 am and 10 pm saying it violates indecency laws. Give me a break you bunch of fucking prudes… However, it plays off well for Britney Spears. Everybody, whether fans of shitty music or not now wants to check out what If You Seek Amy is all about. Could she have promoted her own shitty music better? No damn way!

If You Seek Amy doesn’t even have a video to accompany it yet and is already on Billboard Top 100. The single appears on New Britney Spears album titled Circus. Fan made video to If You Seek Amy is below.

Britney Spears pic is from Good Morning America on ABC. Photo credit: Bryan Bedder for Getty Images