It’s a new phenomenon. New medical condition. Many people who went to see Avatar in 3D report that they have experienced post movie depression upon realization that they were back on Earth, not on Pandora. The world seems grey after you have taken off the 3D glasses as the last line of Avatar credits rolls off the screen. This is what 2010 will be all about – people depressed because of a movie.
I have seen Avatar and loved it. Yes, it is a story that’s been beaten to death and yes, you know exactly what happens next, yet I still enjoyed it. After the movie I’ve moved on. But let’s put all movie making aside and focus on Avatar Depression. As you will see in a video below, CNN did a report about it and to get to the right answers, they’ve invited two seriously dumb people to comment on the phenomenon. Both have no clue what the eff they’re talking about and both are irritating to listen to.
Jo Piazza who’s an entertainment writer for CNN sounds like she’s got walnuts in her throat (or some other nuts) and what she says is so out of whack I was tearing my own nuts off to shove them down her throat so she could just shut the eff up. Obviously, Ms. Jo Piazza must have just found out about the internet yesterday. I don’t know why they employ people who spent last two decades living in a cave, but then again, it’s CNN. They also kiss Barack Obama’s ass which says it all.
Jo Piazza doesn’t understand the internet. She doesn’t know that what people say on the internet does not necessarily reflect who they really are. These people often have no other life so their on line acquaintances represent the community they want to fit in with. They will do and say anything they have to in order to get attention, for they lack it in real life. Jo Piazza has no grasp of this phenomenon whatsoever. How can she understand the Avatar depression phenomenon if sheer basics escape her lacking smarts.
Psychotherapist Stacy Kaiser was a little bit less clueless with her responses but also doesn’t get firm grasp of reality either. Then again, since her title bears word “psycho” she’s doomed to not understand what real people deal with and feel. Psychologists are as clueless about real people as they get.
People exaggerate. This simple premise is often overlooked by so called experts. People also pretend to be, have, or feel what they are not, don’t have or feel. That’s the way people are. Furthermore, people are affected by their surroundings. They respond to stimuli offered by those they are in contact with. If there is going to be something bad looking out of the Avatar depression, it will be in response to weak minded individuals giving in to the momentum created by attention seekers. However those weak individuals would flip sooner or later anyway. They just need the trigger. And Avatar Depression could easily be one if they focus on it intensively enough.
Duh, input from “experts” never ceases to amaze me. Just how dumb do you have to be to let bullshit out of your mouth on national TV. And how dumb are the people to eat that along with cherry on top. We’re doomed. The world is grey and flat. I want to live on Pandora. The video is below:
I can’t help it OK? There’s been more than enough of Tiger Woods and his affairs with mistresses but even I believed at some point that he was living this life of a perfect family that’s setting up an example for all of us, hence I need to add some more shit on already stinky Tiger. Below is the transcript of a SMS text messaging exchange between Tiger Woods and one of his mistresses – Jaimee Grubbs. The text messages exchange is expectedly naughty giving little room to think that the Tiger Woods saga could possibly get any worse. Unless of course (and hopefully) someone leaks a Tiger Woods Sex Tape. Hellz yeah!
Tiger Woods: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee Grubbs: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger Woods: We will make it happen
Jaimee Grubbs: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)
Tiger Woods: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee Grubbs: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger Woods: alone with him that is
Jaimee Grubbs: haha I wish
Jaimee Grubbs: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)
Tiger Woods: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee Grubbs: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months 
Tiger Woods: I need you
Jaimee Grubbs: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger Woods: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee Grubbs: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger Woods: really. Where
Jaimee Grubbs: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger Woods: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that
Tiger Woods: you just need some attention from me
Tiger Woods: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee Grubbs: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend 
Tiger Woods: then I am
Jaimee Grubbs: I wish
Tiger Woods: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger Woods: when was the last time you got laid
Jaimee Grubbs: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)
Tiger Woods: oh god
Jaimee Grubbs: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee Grubbs: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee Grubbs: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger Woods: I know sexy
Jaimee Grubbs: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)
Tiger Woods: oh stop 
Jaimee Grubbs: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn’t that bad
Tiger Woods: its never been that bad
Jaimee Grubbs: very true … I only watch football
Tiger Woods: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee Grubbs: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger Woods: why do I not believe that?
Tiger Woods: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger Woods: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee Grubbs: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn’t and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger Woods: you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon
Jaimee Grubbs: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)
Tiger Woods: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger Woods: don’t text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now
Tiger Woods: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)
Jaimee Grubbs: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger Woods: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee Grubbs: haha ur too much
Jaimee Grubbs: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)
Tiger Woods: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger Woods: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee Grubbs: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u
Tiger Woods: Because I’m blasian
Tiger Woods: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee Grubbs: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
Tiger Woods: you are too funny
Tiger Woods: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)
Jaimee Grubbs: u too love
How do these text messages leak all the time anyway? Are there no more privacy laws of sorts? U4nless of course it’s Jaimee Grubbs herself that transcribed this SMS conversation and gracefully shared out of her own interest. This is a likely scenario as Jaimee Gribbs likely used to think that she was the only “special” and “secret” girl in Tiger Woods’ life but as the list of his mistresses kept growing, she realized that she was just another pussy on his dick. She was nothing special to him and nothing special to anyone else. Bitch got mad and posted the text messages she’s exchanged with Tiger Woods. Now you see who you shoved your Black/Asian dick into, Tiger? Filthy. In this day and age when everything is ruled by in internet, there is no such thing as “What happens in Vegas, stay in Vegas”. These days it’s all about “What happens in Vegas, makes it on the internet within minutes”. Poor Tiger Woods.
This is a great Public Service Announcement (PBS) produced by The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children about some (really hot) chick called Sarah from an unknown town where as everybody starts recognizing her and ask what color panties she’s wearing and shit. She looks all confused like WTF, even though we all know she masturbates with double dildo on webcams for money so this whole point is moot. I mean, what did she expect from acting like a whore on the internet?
Anyway, it’s a pretty awesome PBS and you know the best part about it – the real Sarah who acts like a whore on MySpace will not get it even after she’s seen this PBS. The ad is well executed and delivers the message, but some girls will simply never learn (or think they know better). Which pretty much means even pervs like me will have shit to jerk off to. But I’m a sick bastard. I’d jerk off to pics of my sister on MySpace. That is… if I had a sister.
BTW – do you think Sarah shaves? Maybe her pubes are blond too. Got to go do some MySpace browsing now. Anyone knows what Sarah’s MySpace is?
Seriously, if you think your sister, mom, cousin, GMILF Grandma and God knows who – don’t do shit on internet, think again. Before you jerk off to another faceless stranger who’s stripping for you on the internet, watch this 30 second video from The Netherlands. It’s hilarious. Nw go and fuck your little sister. You’ve jerked off to her boobs countless times, not realizing it was her, so what’s the big, deal… sport?
